Mix up movie captions

[Ash J. Williams]

Predator: Smell that? You smell that?
Dutch: What?
Predator: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like [sniffing, pondering] victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

 

[Panthro]

^^That's full of win.

CHEKOV: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me man! Don't kill me, don't kill me man!"
KHAN: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
CHEKOV: "What are you?!"
KHAN: "I'm Batman." [tosses Chekov across the room]

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "And so Blondie, it's goodbye."

 

[Panthro]

Predator: "Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you."

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "GIVE..ME..GENESIS!"

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "You talkin' ta me? Are YOU TALKIN' TO ME?!!! Well I'm the only one here."

 

[kedrell]

Khan: "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."

 

[kedrell]

Crane: "I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES!!"

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Hey! you hit that fella from behind!"

Superman: "Just as hard as I could."

 

[kedrell]

Richard: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

 

[Panthro]

KHAN: "You are unwise to lower your defenses!"

 

[Panthro]

KHAN: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

 

[The Navigator]

Good ones, guys.

SPOCK: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
KIRK: Oh, oh great. Yeah, if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.

 

[kedrell]

^Great TS reference.

 

[The Navigator]

Thanks.

"RAAAAAAAAAAR!"

-"How ya doin', Rex?"

"Were you scared? Tell me honestly."
-"I was close to being scared that time."

"Ooooh...I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I think I'm just coming off as annoying..."

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, haven't watched Toy Story in ages.

KIRK: "If we're gonna beat this thing, we need those pages!"
SPOCK: "Then lets head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."

 

[C.F. Kane]

God, the Toy Story ones are brilliant!

 

[BestGirl]

God, the Toy Story ones are brilliant!

I especially like the last T. Rex picture matched with the last caption.

 

[The Navigator]

America! F**K YEAH!
Comin' again to save the motherf**kin' day, yeah!

America! F**K YEAH!
Freedom is the only way!

Terrorists, your games are through, 'cause now you'll have to answer to

America! F**K YEAH!

 

[Panthro]

Good one Rabbit!

KIRK: "Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck."
SPOCK: "]How?"
KIRK: "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."

 

[Panthro]

KHAN: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

Or should Chekov be the one saying that?

 

[The Navigator]

"Any regrets?"

"Garfield, maybe."

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[The Navigator]

^

"Have you heard about Pacific Playland? There are no zombies there."
-"The amusement park?"
"Yep!"

"That plays totally blows!"

"...my mind. Just fun for the whole family."