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[Figs]

That Aliens one is full of win.

 

[batman11]

Dutch: "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules, and tonight you're gonna break your one rule."

Predator: [GROWLS] "I'm considering it." [/GROWLS]

 

[kedrell]

Kirk: "I know Kung Fu."

Spock: "Show me."

 

[ultimatefan]

PREDATOR: Please governor, you gotta sanction a law forbidding Fox to tryanother ******ed, PG-13, Paul WS Anderson-helmed, reboot of my franchise!!

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "We come for your daughter, Chuck. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "You ever listen to K-Billy's 'Super Sounds of the Seventies' weekend? It's my personal favorite."

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "Say, do you like Hewy Lewis & the News?"

 

[Aesop Rocks]

^

"Have you heard about Pacific Playland? There are no zombies there."
-"The amusement park?"
"Yep!"

"That plays totally blows!"

"...my mind. Just fun for the whole family."

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff.

NEWT: "There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods... something... something that's come back from the dead."

HUDSON: "Please can we just get the Hell out of here?!"

RIPLEY: "Nobody gets out that door! Not til daylight!"

HUDSON: "What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over."

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "Dead or alive, you are coming with me."

 

[The Navigator]

BRUCE: Well, I've never been very good with goodbyes, so...that'll do, pig.

 

[Panthro]

I like the Robocop/Predator gag.

BRUCE: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
RACHEL: "Why? What's wrong?"
BRUCE: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

 

[kedrell]

BRUCE: Well, I've never been very good with goodbyes, so...that'll do, pig.

Hahahaha, soooo wrong yet so funny. t:

 

[kedrell]

Kirk: "I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes."

 

[The Navigator]

Hahahaha, soooo wrong yet so funny. t:

Thanks.

"Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, "a**hole!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"I swear I'll never eat a McNugget again!"

 

[kedrell]

Obidiah: "Cuban?"
Happy: "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."
Obidiah: "I...see."

 

[kedrell]

Stane: "You're gonna be a bad mother****er! "

 

[kedrell]

Pepper: "How could you do something so vicious?"

Obidiah: "It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor."

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, nice Robocop reference.

Stane: "What is thy bidding, my Master?"

MOSES: "The Riddle of Steel..."

 

[Rain]

MOSES: "Wait a minute, you don't understand I never even saw these a**holes before !"

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "Do you like Huey Lewis & the News?"

 

[Figs]

MOSES: "Wait a minute, you don't understand I never even saw these a**holes before !"

...I can't remember what film that is from!! I know the line and am positive I have the movie.



Panthro, those two American Psycho ones are great!

 

[kedrell]

^Army of Darkness