Mix up movie captions

[The Chairman]

"A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you."

 

[The Chairman]

NATALIE PORTMAN: This is my boomstick.

 

[The Chairman]

"No one puts Baby in a corner."

 

[The Hero]

Welling: I don't know what's come over you.

Duff: You came all over me last night,remember?

 

[Dr. Fate]

"This one time at band camp I shoved a flute in my pu$$y."

 

[C.F. Kane]

NATALIE PORTMAN: This is my boomstick.

lol. That must be some kickass little thing she has there.

This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the Great Attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Welling: I don't know what's come over you.

Duff: You came all over me last night,remember?

Where the hell is THAT from?!

 

[Jack Bauer]

Where the hell is THAT from?!

Adaptation.

 

[C.F. Kane]

BATMAN: "We're going to play a game. It's called, "Is There a God?"

 

[wiegeabo]

Batman: "Ventuuurrraaa."
Thug: "Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."

 

[MaskedManJRK]

FETT: What about Lando Carrision? I mean, he's a black guy, y'know, and he got to drive the Millenium Falcon! He's an example of a good African-American character in Science-Fiction/Fantasy.

VADER: Man, f**k Lando Carrision, Uncle Tom n***a!

 

[Dr. Fate]

HESTON: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

 

[Dr. Fate]

ELENA: "I have had plenty of great sex!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

HE-MAN: "We're going streaking!"

 

[The Hero]

Adaptation.

And do you know who says the line?

Meryl Streep.While snorting coke.

 

[wiegeabo]

He-Man: "Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's lookin for a fall right on her ass."

 

[MaskedManJRK]

BATMAN: "We're going to play a game. It's called, "Is There a God?"

Nice. Where is that from?

 

[Dr. Fate]

He-Man: "Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's lookin for a fall right on her ass."

What movie is that line from?

 

[Dr. Fate]

HE-MAN: "Freedom!"

 

[Zev]

Natalie Portman: NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Nice. Where is that from?

The Addams Family, Wednesday says it to Pugsley as she's strapping him into an electric chair.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Goodnight: No wirehangers EVER!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

The Addams Family, Wednesday says it to Pugsley as she's strapping him into an electric chair.

Oh yeah, why did I forget that one? I f**kin' LOVE the Adams Family.

 

[Dr. Fate]

V: "Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops."

 

[Dr. Fate]

THE KURGAN: "Let's hunt some orc!"