I posted this over on
www.HulkSpace.com but I figured I'd post it here, too, since I can't sue myself for plagiarism.......
.....yet.
Another wall at the Marvel office is covered with storyboards for the film, including an arctic fight scene between the unjolly green giant and a killer whale. That scene didn't make it into the film...
....I...
....I don't even know what to say....
...I mean...I could go in so many different directions....
*To hear ArtTeacher do a joke about Zak Penn, text "HACK" to 5-1-5-0*
*To hear ArtTeacher do a joke about PETA, text "MEAT" to 5-1-5-0*
*To hear a "Maybe James Schamus & Ang weren't so bad..." reference, text "FLOP" to 5-1-5-0*
*To hear a
Tony the Tiger's inbred albino cousin joke, text "BEAR" to 5-1-5-0*
*To hear the recipe for a tasty Zak Penn stew, text "SCHUMACHER" to 5-1-5-0*
*To hear a Sea World joke, text "SHAMU" to 5-1-5-0*
*To hear a noose slowly tightening around ArtTeacher's neck, just stay tuned*
Well...at least we know it's not IN the film...
Maybe we'll luck out and get a shot of the storyboard in one of the EXTRAS on the SuperDeluxeDirector'sCutTwo-DiscSpecialEdition DVD.
*sigh*
You know, we've seen a couple of those Toy Fair photos where the Hulk is riding an ATV....
...maybe that's not JUST for the toy market...maybe he really...does...ride...an...ATV.
*please no Orca & Shamu action figures*
*please no Orca & Shamu action figures*
*please no Orca & Shamu action figures*
Well, it could be worse....
...it could have been a giant mechanical spider.
* EDIT *
By the way, folks, having said all that above, I actually still am quite positive and excited about the film....
...of course, I stayed positive and excited about the 2003 film, too....
Oh, God....
*Grabs a chair and looks for that noose*
