morons on game shows

[the_ultimate_evil]

some of the most stupidest answers from people

Les Dennis: Name a bird with a long neck.
Contestant: Naomi Campbell.

Anne Robinson: Name the man who was President of Italy until May 2006.
Contestant: Don Corleone.

Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

DJ: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Contestant: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing what?
Contestant: Basketball.

Richard Madeley: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump.

Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord Of The Rings?
Contestant: Enid Blyton.

Les Dennis: Name something associated with pigs.
Contestant: The police.

Anne Robinson: Complete the title of the well-known play, The Iceman...?
Contestant: Melts.

Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey, goosey

Max Bygraves: Name something people take to the beach
Contestant: Turkey

Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.

Fern Britton: Which actress starred in Sleepless in Seattle and When Harry Met Sally?
Contestant: Tom Hanks.

Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.

Anne Robinson: What was the sequel to the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer?
Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter.

Bob Holness: What K is a suicide mission for a pilot?
Contestant: Kama Sutra

Terry Wogan: Which Duke resides at Woburn Abbey?
Contestant: Hazzard.

Sara Cox: Beauty is in the eye of the...?
Contestant: Tiger.

Presenter: Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
Contestant: Leonardo di Caprio.

Presenter: What B was a pseudonym used by Charles Dickens?
Contestant: Bart Simpson

Presenter: Emmental and Double Gloucester are both types of what?
Contestant: Banks

Presenter: Who was the Prime Minister before Tony Blair?
Contestant: George Bush.

Darren Day: What area of Germany is the cake named after, made with chocolate, cream, kirsch and cherries?
Contestant: Belgium.

Presenter: What was Hitler's first name?
Contestant: Heil.

Les Dennis: Name something red.
Contestant: My cardigan

 

[david icke]

I love this one...

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[Blindfighter]

I don't know some of those so I would of guessed and it would be probably be a stupid answer. That being said some of those are pretty bad.

 

[Majic Walrus]

"Presenter: What was Hitler's first name?
Contestant: Heil."

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Isn't it?

 

[katie_girl09]

The funniest I've ever seen was a guy who was asked to name a woodwind instrument and said a guitar.

 

[Drizzle]

A lot of those just seem like smartass remarks.

 

[CBGB]

Sara Cox: Beauty is in the eye of the...?
Contestant: Tiger.

Les Dennis: Name a bird with a long neck.
Contestant: Naomi Campbell.

Anne Robinson: What was the sequel to the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer?
Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter.

Brilliant.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Les Dennis: Name something associated with pigs.
Contestant: The police.

It's true

 

[xwolverine2]

lmao at the turkey one...

more vids less quotes lol

 

[katie_girl09]

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There's lots of other ones on Youtube.