Mumbai brought to its knees

[xisaacx]

Jokes that are actually funny.

Yeah cause making jokes when there are potential US hostages is hilarious, grow up

 

[bored]

People are dying, people are being held hostage, and a country has been rattled by terrorism, and yet all some of you want to do is joke around and/or find a way to apply this to American left/right political rhetoric.

Okay, here's what I am thankful for today. That I'm not around you in real life. Good lord, people.

 

[Holiday]

I didn't mean jokes about this situation, I meant funny jokes in general. In case any of you are confused.

 

[BatSpider]

Man...They really should have kept calling it Bombay huh?

Get it?

Bomb Bay.

PreEmptive Strike- You're all a bunch of humoreless wastes of life, if you can't laugh at terrorist attacks and death what CAN you laugh at you phillistines

 

[Philly Phanboy]

With her being in India and surviving the attacks, Brooke Satchwell is getting more interviews now than she likely ever has. Gotta love the western media's focus -- if a celebrity isn't involved it won't get any air time.

 

[patrickbateman]

I’m in mumbai got to tell you its feels like 9/11 all over again

 

[Superman4ever]

Man...They really should have kept calling it Bombay huh?

Get it?

Bomb Bay.

Y'know you get stupider and more desperate and pathetic with each and every post. ****!

Dumbass!

 

[Anita18]

I’m in mumbai got to tell you its feels like 9/11 all over again

Hopefully you're okay though? And your friends?

 

[Superman4ever]

Hopefully you're okay though? And your friends?

Ditto from me. Please be careful and try to be safe PB and Echo.

 

[JLBats]

...Batman713 is going to kill The Joker with a drill, lol

 

[Eggyman]

He's not the poster we need, but he's the poster we deserve.

 

[Anita18]

He's not the poster we need, but he's the poster we deserve.

Now that's just mean, Eggy!

 

[Eggyman]

Now that's just mean, Eggy!

You're so cute when you're angry :heart:

 

[tzarinna]

Yikes, this is some scary ****. So the next time I travel I'm going for the "I'm from Africa angle", god damn.

 

[Bunker]

So were the majority of the people killed Indians?

 

[Tigerking]

At least every month some rebel group blows something up in India

 

[Prison Mike]

With her being in India and surviving the attacks, Brooke Satchwell is getting more interviews now than she likely ever has. Gotta love the western media's focus -- if a celebrity isn't involved it won't get any air time.

who's Brooke Satchwell?

 

[Joker]

He's not the poster we need, but he's the poster we deserve.

Hey, it's not my fault you people don't get the joke. And honestly, making a joke about death, and then having people to tell me to kill myself with a drill is the most ironically hillarious thing ever I think, and not really the way to get me to stop.

But anyway, if you don't like my terrorism material, I have some jokes about AIDs, cancer, and dead babies I could always give you. There are some good jokes about pedophillia that are always great to lighten the mood too. Now if I could somehow come up with a joke that combines a pedophile terrorist with AIDs killing a cancer baby...

 

[BatSpider]

Hey, it's not my fault you people don't get the joke. And honestly, making a joke about death, and then having people to tell me to kill myself with a drill is the most ironically hillarious thing ever I think, and not really the way to get me to stop.

But anyway, if you don't like my terrorism material, I have some jokes about AIDs, cancer, and dead babies I could always give you. There are some good jokes about pedophillia that are always great to lighten the mood too. Now if I could somehow come up with a joke that combines a pedophile terrorist with AIDs killing a cancer baby...

go away

 

[Heretic]

I've been really busy the pat few days, so I've missed a lot.

I do know that I havent heard ANY news soruce say the word "Muslim", so either its too politically incorrect to equate terrorism with muslims, or it had nothing to do with them.

 

[Eggyman]

Hey, it's not my fault you people don't get the joke. And honestly, making a joke about death, and then having people to tell me to kill myself with a drill is the most ironically hillarious thing ever I think, and not really the way to get me to stop.

But anyway, if you don't like my terrorism material, I have some jokes about AIDs, cancer, and dead babies I could always give you. There are some good jokes about pedophillia that are always great to lighten the mood too. Now if I could somehow come up with a joke that combines a pedophile terrorist with AIDs killing a cancer baby...

Eh, I was referring to Batman713.

 

[Bunker]

I've been really busy the pat few days, so I've missed a lot.

I do know that I havent heard ANY news soruce say the word "Muslim", so either its too politically incorrect to equate terrorism with muslims, or it had nothing to do with them.

Well the attackers spoke Hindu, not Arabic...

 

[Brick]

Regardless of language, if they are actually from Pakistan that probably means they're muslims.

 

[Tigerking]

I doubt they are form Pakistan, Pakistanis not that stupid to send trained forces over there and kidnap Westerners in the middle of Mumbai, most likely, in my opinon, they are some sort of Saudi funded jihadi group

 

[Majic Walrus]

Man...They really should have kept calling it Bombay huh?

Get it?

Bomb Bay.

PreEmptive Strike- You're all a bunch of humoreless wastes of life, if you can't laugh at terrorist attacks and death what CAN you laugh at you phillistines

Hey, it's not my fault you people don't get the joke. And honestly, making a joke about death, and then having people to tell me to kill myself with a drill is the most ironically hillarious thing ever I think, and not really the way to get me to stop.

But anyway, if you don't like my terrorism material, I have some jokes about AIDs, cancer, and dead babies I could always give you. There are some good jokes about pedophillia that are always great to lighten the mood too. Now if I could somehow come up with a joke that combines a pedophile terrorist with AIDs killing a cancer baby...

Maybe it was just a little too soon. You know... As exampled by the fact that you put a pre-emptive strike on your initial post, presumably to attack posters who would find your comment immature and mean-spirited.

Why would make a post that you knew was probably going to be found offensive. ...

Spoiler

TROLL!! RUN!!

He's not the poster we need, but he's the poster we deserve.