My boss is a PERV

[jaguarr]

I had a mormon boyfriend. I took his virginity. His mother hated me.

If you die before he does, he'll probably do a Baptism Of The Dead to make you Mormon so he can have you in the next life.

jag

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

If you die before he does, he'll probably do a Baptism Of The Dead to make you Mormon so he can have you in the next life.

jag

naw, he dumped me for a Barbie Girl who later dumped him when she learned he was all talk and no motivation about making something of himself. LAST TIME I date an angsty emo "artist"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I had a mormon boyfriend. I took his virginity. His mother hated me.

pics?



Anyway, I just realized that sex is necessary and supremely natural, so if the Mormon boss was repelled by sex, that's an unnatural perversion, so she was perverted.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

pics?

Odd thing is, his eyes only glowed like that AFTER we slept together

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

He...looks like a haunted man.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

He...looks like a haunted man.

He knows now what he lost

 

[jaguarr]

Odd thing is, his eyes only glowed like that AFTER we slept together

Is he drinking a beer? That's not very Mormony.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Odd thing is, his eyes only glowed like that AFTER we slept together

Is he drinking a beer? That's not very Mormony.

jag

 

[tzarinna]

I think he was a little light headed and forgot to clear the history.
Just a guess.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Is he drinking a beer? That's not very Mormony.

jag

yeah he was a bad mormon. Refused his mission, drank coffee and smoked cigarettes. His mother blamed me for all this even though he was doing it BEFORE me... I guess that was nothing compared to sleeping around

 

[PaulGilbert]

^ Hacksaw Jim Duggen?

 

[terry78]

Dew, you are such a ****e.

 

[tzarinna]

Women in there 30's.

 

[SouLeSS]

Wait, Dew is a chick?

 

[terry78]

Wait, Dew is a chick?

Oh snap...*****, you banned.

 

[SouLeSS]

I never picked up that it was a chick, always thought it was aguy.

Then again, that's how the internet is unless they type in pinks.

 

[POWdER-man]

I never picked up that it was a chick, always thought it was aguy.

Then again, that's how the internet is unless they type in pinks.

 

[SouLeSS]

 

[Hotwire]

yeah he was a bad mormon. Refused his mission, drank coffee and smoked cigarettes. His mother blamed me for all this even though he was doing it BEFORE me... I guess that was nothing compared to sleeping around

He also seems to be wearing a wedding band. If so, and he was dating you, that would be rather Mormony, wouldn't it?

 

[enterthemadness]

yeah he was a bad mormon. Refused his mission, drank coffee and smoked cigarettes. His mother blamed me for all this even though he was doing it BEFORE me... I guess that was nothing compared to sleeping around

I know this may not be the thread for this...but I don't see how that is bad. Every person no matter religion should be able to try stuff.

On topic. Yes, your boss is a perv. Get any bugs on the laptop from him using it?

 

[jaguarr]

I know this may not be the thread for this...but I don't see how that is bad. Every person no matter religion should be able to try stuff.

On topic. Yes, your boss is a perv. Get any bugs on the laptop from him using it?

Unless your religion specifically states that you are not to drink alcohol and caffeine or smoke cigarettes. Like Mormonism does.

jag

 

[hammy]

oh, he hits on me all the time... but now, seeing his taste in women, I don't know if it is a compliment or not

I was just thinking, be happy he hasn't been sneaking pics of you, when I read this. (I suspect he has a few)

 

[enterthemadness]

Unless your religion specifically states that you are not to drink alcohol and caffeine or smoke cigarettes. Like Mormonism does.

jag

he's missing out on the beautiful taste of caffeine. I'm glad I'm able to drink cafferine, if I want to that is.

 

[terry78]

Some religions are about self discipline and "acheiving a higher plane", others sometimes appear to just deprive their people of every little joy imaginable. That's how it works.

 

[jaguarr]

Some religions are about self discipline and "acheiving a higher plane", others sometimes appear to just deprive their people of every little joy imaginable. That's how it works.

For Mormons, I would imagine it's about control of their flock more than anything.

jag