My Brother Threatened to Kill Me

[Lackey]

Jessica Biel is an awful choice for Wonder Woman

 

[jaguarr]

Jessica Biel is an awful choice for Wonder Woman

Whahuzzawhawhaaaa!? What have you heard? Is this an actual rumor? It sucks if it is. :meow:

jag

 

[Ronny Shade]

I love the concept of "official rumors." It's so paradoxical.

 

[Master Chief]

It makes me want to fold time on itself.

 

[Hyper Venom]

It's not that I'm not sympathetic to your plight, because I am. I would just be a bit more sympathetic if some punctuation were involved. People are more likely to care about the story when the story is actually easy to read.

 

[TKing]

It's not that I'm not sympathetic to your plight, because I am. I would just be a bit more sympathetic if some punctuation were involved. People are more likely to care about the story when the story is actually easy to read.

I'd have to agree. Half the time I couldn't understand what you were getting at. Still, could be worse. He could have actually done some real damage to you, instead of just threatening to.

 

[Pyro Max]

If you really wanna piss him off, beat him to the punch and kill yourself.
Show him hoos boss.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

whose boss?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

whose boss?

that was a show in the 80's right?

 

[jaguarr]

whose boss?

Either he meant "****e Boss" or "Hose Boss". Either way, he has some pretty specific taste in pornography.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

jag is hardcore

 

[jaguarr]

jag is hardcore

Sho' nuff!

jag

 

[Lackey]

Mona was clearly the boss, although Mrs. Rossini was a close second... a mini-boss or sub-boss, if you will.


[Here's where's I'd post a picture of Mrs. Rossini's face photoshopped onto Petey Piranha if I had time]

 

[Lackey]

Whahuzzawhawhaaaa!? What have you heard? Is this an actual rumor? It sucks if it is. :meow:

jag

I was just responding to the sig in the post before mine

 

[jaguarr]

I was just responding to the sig in the post before mine

Oh! Good grief you had me worried for a moment!

jag

 

[Fran]

Biel would be a good choice, I think.

 

[Darren Daring]

Biel would be a good choice, I think.

This is why girls don't like you.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm the Boss.

 

[Joker]

I say kill your brother before he gets a chance to kill you, it's the only way to be sure. Find out where he's staying, and just wait in the closet till he gets home. Then jump out and chloroform him. Then tie him up in a cellar of some abandoned building, prefferably to a chair of some sort (metal would work best). Then cut off his fingers yelling "So, are you gonna be home after school today, you f**king f**k!?!?" When you run out of fingers, move onto the toes. Then his c**k. After you cut it off, shove it into his mouth as a gag. Make sure you're tying tourniquets beforehand for all of these things, as you don't want him to bleed out on you. And make sure you dope him up on morphine (if you live in a city, heroin is pretty easy to find and works great for this) as well, so the shock doesnt kill him. Then start working on his arms and legs, under the elbows/knees first, then finally at the hips and shoulders. At that point, you won't be able to tie tourniquets anymore, and he'll bleed to death pretty quickly. Then carve a smile onto his face, and dump his body in the river with all the tools, the chair, etc. as to wash away any forensic evidence. If done right, this could take as long as a week to do.

 

[Lackey]

Oh! Good grief you had me worried for a moment!

jag

I'm sorry for the pain I caused you

 

[DOG LIPS]

One time Lackey threatened to kill me. I just slapped him around and made the love and he didn't want to kill me anymore.

 

[Lackey]

I like it rough

 

[Fran]

This is why girls don't like you.

**** off.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I like it rough

 

[Fran]

LOL, that totally reminded me of the MadTV spoof.

"Time to spread the blood of the innocent, Davey."