My Friend Bumped Uglies with HIS COUSIN!

[Badger]

You're using their names?

Yes, because there is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo few Josh's and John's in the world.

Guess what my name is Phil, more correctly Philip.

 

[BizarroAids]

You're using their names?

Yeah, it's not like I used last names. And i'm pretty sure they don't come on here. It's alot easier than saying this friend and that friend. I could have gave them code names but that's just too much of a hassle.

 

[Badger]

I actually never looked at it that way, until you brought it up.

That's a bit more disturbing, but does make sense. What's that old saying "Drunk sayings are sober thoughts" or something like that. What would drive me over the wall is if they talked about it before hand and planned it out..then they got walked in on by Josh, so he had to make something up the next day....but I don't think that's scenario.

Outside of the HYPE, only 4 of us know about it. Including the 2 involved.

What if they've been doing it for a while...

like they're are becoming closer and closer by swapping DNA.

 

[BizarroAids]

1) Extreme pic violation, friend. Correct this immediately.

2)

??? What do you mean? I was talking about a picture of them standing together, not doing it. In fact there are 4 of us in the pic.

 

[Matt]

I actually never looked at it that way, until you brought it up.

That's a bit more disturbing, but does make sense. What's that old saying "Drunk sayings are sober thoughts" or something like that. What would drive me over the wall is if they talked about it before hand and planned it out..then they got walked in on by Josh, so he had to make something up the next day....but I don't think that's scenario.

Outside of the HYPE, only 4 of us know about it. Including the 2 involved.

Follow IF's advice, just let it go. Same for the other person who knows. Its not your business or his.

 

[Superman4ever]

Yeah back then it wasn't all that weird. But this is todays society...it's EXTREMELY frowned aponed and considered gross and umoral.

Maybe here in the US and parts of Europe, it's considered "umoral" but not in the Mediterranean, Africa, Mid-East (including Israel), Central and East Asia.

 

[Badger]

??? What do you mean? I was talking about a picture of them standing together, not doing it. In fact there are 4 of us in the pic.

I think he meant by not posting a pic of the female in question.

 

[Crook]

??? What do you mean? I was talking about a picture of them standing together, not doing it. In fact there are 4 of us in the pic.

I mean post a pic of the cousin if she's hot.

 

[BizarroAids]

What if they've been doing it for a while...

like they're are becoming closer and closer by swapping DNA.

I don't know, that doesn't seem to likely to me. Like I would have a bad feeling if I thought that was going on. You know what I mean? Like SOMETHING would have been noticed beforehand. Somehow someone would have slipped and it would have been brought up

 

[Badger]

Follow IF's advice, just let it go. Same for the other person who knows. Its not your business or his.

Yes, but what does that do for us? Really, that's all that matters. What can be done to further our enjoyment of this train wreck?

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

This is beyond sick...Pretty funny...but so wrong.

 

[Badger]

I don't know, that doesn't seem to likely to me. Like I would have a bad feeling if I thought that was going on. You know what I mean? Like SOMETHING would have been noticed beforehand. Somehow someone would have slipped and it would have been brought up

They just slipped.

 

[Superman4ever]

Yeah, it's not like I used last names. And i'm pretty sure they don't come on here. It's alot easier than saying this friend and that friend. I could have gave them code names but that's just too much of a hassle.

Call them Bobby and Ricky.

They come on this site daily (you introduced them), and post on OTHER forums regularly, but are, in essence, hoping that they don't post here or at least lurk.

I'd say let it go and don't bring it up to either of them. If you want to keep them as friends this thread won't help if they stumble upon it.

 

[BizarroAids]

Follow IF's advice, just let it go. Same for the other person who knows. Its not your business or his.

Maybe you are right. I guess a part of me made it my business since it's a really close friend of mine and I was the first to find out. But it also boils down to what if he comes up to me and says "Dude, I messed up bad, I humped Paula the other night." At that point I have to give him some sort of advice to at least NOT make it so awkward around her and his family, and some help on taking his mind off of it. Ewww,what if he remembered liking it.

I mean post a pic of the cousin if she's hot.

Photobucket is acting like crap since they updated it. It just sits there saying all files-0%......the older version uploaded alot faster. What other site should I use??

I personally think she's pretty good looking. Especially for her age, and having kids. But that's just me, others might think she's ugly.

 

[Crook]

imageshack.us

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Oh sweet tiny baby jebus. I think Josh should never touch alcohol ever again. Seriously never let him touch it, not even smell it's alcohol goodness. I've been hammered before but never to the point I want to touch my cousin in naughty areas, how drunk was Mr Josh?

 

[BizarroAids]

What's up with it showing where the picture is suppose to be, but not showing it??

 

[Sun_Down]

Personally I think this is more funny than upsetting. If it was my friend, the only question I would ask is, "Was she hot?". If the answer was yes, more power to him.

 

[BizarroAids]

Oh sweet tiny baby jebus. I think Josh should never touch alcohol ever again. Seriously never let him touch it, not even smell it's alcohol goodness. I've been hammered before but never to the point I want to touch my cousin in naughty areas, how drunk was Mr Josh?

John was the cousin Humper. Not Josh. But I'm guessing he was semi drunk from the way he talked.

 

[BizarroAids]

Edit : Removed them. I guess ask in a pm??

 

[HaHaAsh]

the poor woman.
she's being utterly humiliated on a superhero forum...

 

[Twin2]

This can only go downhill from here.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

the poor woman.
she's being utterly humiliated on a superhero forum...

Let's hope she does not post here

 

[HaHaAsh]

This can only go downhill from here.

I'm betting she finds out...
then commits suicide.



or gets institutionalized...
or sent to prison for murdering Conner.

The woman's reputation is being destroyed online...
if she finds out, her reaction isn't going to be pretty.

 

[Badger]

Someone save those, so when he comes to his senses we can put them back up.