MY HILL!! Game

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  1. ChukNoris Experienced Bra Fitter

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    Once upon a time, in the land of SHH!, there was a hill. This hill had been fought over for decades. Now, you must claim the all important hill.

    Rules
    You must claim the hill.
    If someone already claims the hill, you must find a creative way to take it from them
    DEFEND YOUR HILL (I knock Person A off the hill and surround it with barbed wire fence)

    Examples:
    Person A - I run up the hill, MY HILL
    Person B - I spartan kick Person A off the hill, MY HILL
    so on and so forth


    I will start:

    I prop a lawn chair up on the hill and sip a glass of lemonade.
    MY HILL
     
  2. Sensi Me

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    I kicked your lawn chair over sending you, your lawn chair and lemonade rolling down the hill. MY HILL.
     
  3. ChukNoris Experienced Bra Fitter

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    I use the dark side of the force to rip your pants off. You run home to get another pair.

    MY HILL
     
  4. Sensi Me

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    I came back with a bat and popped you upside the head, shoved you out of the way and claimed.......

    MY HILL
     
  5. strikezone89 Smarks Chat CM PUNK :-/

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    I broke your bat over my knee and knocked you out with my brass knuckles sending you tumbling down the hill

    MY HILL
     
  6. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    I drove my tank up the hill and crushed you!

    MY HILL
     
  7. strikezone89 Smarks Chat CM PUNK :-/

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    I took your tank out with an RPG and made a castle

    MY HILL
     
  8. Sensi Me

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    I conquered you. I became Queen of the castle and ordered you off the Hill.

    MY HILL
     
  9. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    I swept you away with my charm, and married you under false pretenses. Becoming King!

    MY HILL
     
  10. Sensi Me

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    I had a small clause in our prenuptial agreement saying I would always own this Hill; so I bid you adieu as this is...

    MY HILL
     
  11. strikezone89 Smarks Chat CM PUNK :-/

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    As your new love.. I poison your drink and you wither away

    MY HILL
     
  12. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    I was going to add the poisoned drink......I had no idea Sensi was such a backstabber :( lol

    As I find my love has been sleigh by the likes of strikezone I summon a dragon to burn you to flames!

    MY HILL
     
  13. Sensi Me

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    Both of you only thought I drank poison. I switched that out for apple juice and yet, I gave you the poison one. *waves* bye bye

    MY HILL
     
  14. ChukNoris Experienced Bra Fitter

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    While you were all worried about your drinks, I burned the castle down and hired Bane to eliminate everyone inside
    MY HILL

    EDIT (Sensi Beat ME )
     
    #14 ChukNoris, Mar 14, 2013
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  15. Sensi Me

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    I saw you run up the hill and sent my knights out to stop you.

    MY HILL
     
  16. ChukNoris Experienced Bra Fitter

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    "You have knights? And this gives you the hill over me?" ~Bane

    I roundhouse each and every one of your knights

    MY HILL
     
  17. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    I knew Sensi was evil from the beginning, after her prenup I was ready for anything. I gave the wine to our poor dog Boxer, snuck out and watched you to destroy each other.

    As ChukNoris is not Chuck Norris I knew his roundhouse kicks were laughable at best. I gathered my Koopa Troopa's and destroyed your face with the fury of a thousand suns!

    MY HILL
     
  18. ChukNoris Experienced Bra Fitter

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    I hire Mario and then....
    [​IMG]

    MY HILL
     
  19. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    As a last ditch effort.....I call up my good friend Warrio

    [​IMG]

    MY HILL
     
  20. Sensi Me

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    I just wave my magic wand and all those make believe people disappear along with you.

    MY HILL
     
  21. NickNitro Extra Terrestrial

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    After being transported by Sensi I find myself in in a distant dimension. I come across the ancient magician Merlin. After years of training in the vast nothingness of space, I finally have the power to transport myself back to reality.

    With this new found power I summon lava which rains down from the sky. I..dare I say? "rain on your parade?" :D along with melting your face.

    MY HILL
     
  22. Sensi Me

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    With my girly intuition, I knew you were going to do that so I put on a fireproof mask and felt nothing at all. I also had a shield that diverted the lava toward you. oh so sorrrrry. Bye byeeeeeee

    MY HILL
     
  23. strikezone89 Smarks Chat CM PUNK :-/

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    With my superior male intuition, I pimp slapped you off the hill

    MY hill
     
  24. Sensi Me

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    Dusted myself off and then, I Chuck Norris round house kicked you off my hill

    MY HILL
     
  25. strikezone89 Smarks Chat CM PUNK :-/

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    After licking my wounds I bring THE Chuck Norris and he fist pumps your face

    MY HILL
     

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