MY HILL!! Game

I kicked your lawn chair over sending you, your lawn chair and lemonade rolling down the hill. MY HILL.

 

I came back with a bat and popped you upside the head, shoved you out of the way and claimed.......

MY HILL

 

I broke your bat over my knee and knocked you out with my brass knuckles sending you tumbling down the hill

MY HILL

 

I drove my tank up the hill and crushed you!

MY HILL

 

I took your tank out with an RPG and made a castle

MY HILL

 

I conquered you. I became Queen of the castle and ordered you off the Hill.

MY HILL

 

I swept you away with my charm, and married you under false pretenses. Becoming King!

MY HILL

 

I had a small clause in our prenuptial agreement saying I would always own this Hill; so I bid you adieu as this is...

MY HILL

 

As your new love.. I poison your drink and you wither away

MY HILL

 

I was going to add the poisoned drink......I had no idea Sensi was such a backstabber lol

As I find my love has been sleigh by the likes of strikezone I summon a dragon to burn you to flames!

MY HILL

 

Both of you only thought I drank poison. I switched that out for apple juice and yet, I gave you the poison one. *waves* bye bye

MY HILL

 

I saw you run up the hill and sent my knights out to stop you.

MY HILL

 

I knew Sensi was evil from the beginning, after her prenup I was ready for anything. I gave the wine to our poor dog Boxer, snuck out and watched you to destroy each other.

As ChukNoris is not Chuck Norris I knew his roundhouse kicks were laughable at best. I gathered my Koopa Troopa's and destroyed your face with the fury of a thousand suns!

MY HILL

 

As a last ditch effort.....I call up my good friend Warrio



MY HILL

 

I just wave my magic wand and all those make believe people disappear along with you.

MY HILL

 

After being transported by Sensi I find myself in in a distant dimension. I come across the ancient magician Merlin. After years of training in the vast nothingness of space, I finally have the power to transport myself back to reality.

With this new found power I summon lava which rains down from the sky. I..dare I say? "rain on your parade?" along with melting your face.

MY HILL

 

With my girly intuition, I knew you were going to do that so I put on a fireproof mask and felt nothing at all. I also had a shield that diverted the lava toward you. oh so sorrrrry. Bye byeeeeeee

MY HILL

 

With my superior male intuition, I pimp slapped you off the hill

MY hill

 

Dusted myself off and then, I Chuck Norris round house kicked you off my hill

MY HILL

 

After licking my wounds I bring THE Chuck Norris and he fist pumps your face

MY HILL