My lawyer shows photographic evidence that Prime faked his injury. I reclaim my freedom and the police arrest Prime for false accusation and defamation. The judge gives me sole and eternal ownership of my hill!
I use my parachute to land safely. I order 5 tons of bananas and some TNT. Roadkill's flying monkeys smell the fruit and fight over it. Roadkill attempts to control his airborne simians, but slips on some banana skin. I throw him over the bananas and detonate the TNT. Bananas and the rest go BOOM! My. Hill.