MY HILL!! Game

[Superwoman Prime]

Healed from my anvil accident, I steal Roadkill's hose and spank him until he's forced to retreat down PRIME'S HILL.

 

[Raelis Shae]

I recover from my viral infection and place a mutated, dangerous form of the virus into a tranquiliser dart. I target Prime and shoot him directly in the neck. He immediately succumbs and I push him away.

My hill!!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

The virus mutates inside my body into powerful pheromones which I urinate out miles from the hill. Rae is lured away by the scent, and I take her place on MY HILL, DAMN IT.

 

[Raelis Shae]

The pheromones dissipate into the atmosphere and I hogtie Prime, rendering him helpless. I put him inside a box and send it to New Guinea. MY *gaddang* HILL!!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Rae's cowgirl victory is short-lived, however, as I employ my Tibetan escape artistry. I swim, then walk back, and collapse on top of her in exhaustion. I raise my fist to claim my hill.

 

[Raelis Shae]

Prime, being exhausted from his long swim, falls asleep. I move out from under him and roll him like a log off MY HILL!

 

[Roadkill]

Having finally recovered from my vicious hose spanking, I entangle Raelis Shae's legs with my expertly thrown bola and roll her off MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I'm able to loosen the bola off my feet and throw it back to Roadkill. He gets a taste of his own medicine and I retake MY HILL!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Leagues away, I slip into a deep meditation, project my higher self outward, and begin entangling my particles with those of Rae's. She goes POOF, replaced by me. My hill!

 

[Raelis Shae]

My particles reassemble me as an all powerful wizard and I cast the spell 'Stone' on Prime. He turns into a statue and I sell him off to a museum. MY HILL!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

The full moon rises and I become flesh again. I race to the hill and kick Raelis off. Mine!

 

[Raelis Shae]

The clouds cover the full moon and Prime turns back to stone. I break him to pieces. My hill!

 

[Roadkill]

I gather up Prime's rocky pieces and fire them at Raelis with my rail gun, turning her into confetti. MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I reassemble and annoy Roadkill with my karaoke rendition of all Guns n' Roses songs. He goes insane with the intense discord and goes off stunned into seclusion. My hill!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I undergo a singing training montage in the forest. I activate one of my dormant banshee genes, run up the hill, and scream until Rae must seek medical attention for her ears. HILL OF PRIME!

 

[Roadkill]

I surround the hill with loudspeakers and bombard Prime with the recordings of Justin Beiber and One Direction until his brains dribble out his ears and then I reclaim MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

being deaf from a previous attack, I am able to destroy Roadkill's speakers and set up a widescreen large TV and watch Miley Cyrus twerking non-stop. Roadkill leaves in disgust. MY HILL!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

It turns out my last incarnation was a Prime Bot. I run up the hill, tickle Raelis into giggling submission, and claim my hill.

 

[Roadkill]

My fleet of B-52s drops thousands of tons of Tickle Me Elmos upon Prime and I stand on the giant pile of stuffed toys to reclaim MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I set up a giant loudspeaker and crank it up to full volume. I then play some thrash metal guitar riffs. Roadkill is blasted away from MY HILL!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I pick up the loudspeaker and hurl it at Rae. She is blasted away with Roadkill. I claim this hill in the name of PRIME. Who challenges my territory?!

 

[Roadkill]

Moi! Prime is consumed by my army of rabid attack ferrets and I take my rightful place atop MY HILL!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I kill most the ferrets and escape. Grievously wounded, I send my consciousness into Roadkill's body, restructuring his neural patterns with my own. Mine/his body transforms into Prime's previous appearance. My hill!

 

[Roadkill]

Roadkill Mk14 emerges from his vat and clobbers Prime from behind with a baseball bat and tosses him down the hill. MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I rise up and drive a 16-wheeler truck at full speed straight into Roadkill. The impact throws him into the horizon. MY HILL.