My Super Speculation

[The Last Meatbag]

*Psycho music*



Phantasm reDUX.

Oh god, years of therapy, thrown away

 

[Sofa]

I asked politely dammit

Fine, ill say it politely.

Thats not possible, sorry dear.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Fine, ill say it politely.

Thats not possible, sorry dear.

She called me dear, good grief :heart: :meow: :heart:

 

[Venom Drool]

charlie brown wannabe

anyway.. who else to speculate on...

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Helghast/Master Chief?

 

[Mee]

Master Chief?

The stalker (one of many I guess) of his honey. That should be good.

 

[Venom Drool]

helghast is master cheif too?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

One of his many usernames.

 

[Venom Drool]

jesus..

 

[Sofa]

Scandalous.

 

[Kmack]

i spoke words of beauty about you though

Liar!

 

[Venom Drool]

MC/Helghast/Imagination13- Stalker womanizer necrophiliac. Changes username based on how many animals he's slept with.. that is.. the remains of animals from his local pet cemetery. has an obssesion with star wars and matrix. this occured upon their release of course but slowly grew into an unhealthy obsession where by he slaughterd many of his friends in the process of making Smith's Revenge. He stands 4 foot 7 and wheres platform shoes. He wighs a cool 110 pounds of pure muscle and does voice acting for pornos and ford truck commercials... you only think its keifer. His penis is ten inches in length and 3 inches wide which had allowed the newspapers to give him the name as seen in this headline

"Seriel Rapist 'Twiggy' Strikes Again"

he currently resides at home

 

[Venom Drool]

Liar!

i did.. i swear

 

[Mee]

MC/Helghast/Imagination13- Stalker womanizer necrophiliac. Changes username based on how many animals he's slept with.. that is.. the remains of animals from his local pet cemetery. has an obssesion with star wars and matrix. this occured upon their release of course but slowly grew into an unhealthy obsession where by he slaughterd many of his friends in the process of making Smith's Revenge. He stands 4 foot 7 and wheres platform shoes. He wighs a cool 110 pounds of pure muscle and does voice acting for pornos and ford truck commercials... you only think its keifer. His penis is ten inches in length and 3 inches wide which had allowed the newspapers to give him the name as seen in this headline

"Seriel Rapist 'Twiggy' Strikes Again"

he currently resides at home

Makes sense.

 

[Venom Drool]

indeed

 

[Mee]

I kid you not.

 

[Venom Drool]

awesome

loser

 

[Mee]

Your face.

 

[Sofa]

Your face.

Hey! Be nice!

 

[Venom Drool]

Your face.

is pretty

 

[cryptic name]

you know it's just occured to me that i've been on this forum for over 2 years, but i think i failed to make an impression because i never get mentioned outside of conversations i'm a part of. actually, that might be considered an accomplishment. anyway...do me.

 

[Venom Drool]

Cryptic name- big loser guy who doesnt get mentioned outside of convos he's in, much liek this one. convinces himself that it really isnt that bad but in reality, he sucks so much no one realyl cares a bout him. thats why his parents will one day kill him, and bury the body in their backyard.

 

[Mee]

Hey! Be nice!

Yes, Mom.

 

[cryptic name]

Cryptic name- big loser guy who doesnt get mentioned outside of convos he's in, much liek this one. convinces himself that it really isnt that bad but in reality, he sucks so much no one realyl cares a bout him. thats why his parents will one day kill him, and bury the body in their backyard.

you read me like an open book...that sucks

 

[Venom Drool]

i only state the obvious i guess