My wife left me at home!

[Master Chief]

Just for a day, the company wanted her to fly to LA. So I'm here at home, and I don't know what I'm going to do today. I think I'll sniff all her underwear, dress in her clothes. Pleasure myself inside her pantyhos. I guess this is why she says it's not easy to leave me alone, but it's more fun when she's not home, lol. :heart:

 

[BRUTAL]

No more Steven Lynch for you Mxtt.

 

[PLAS]

Just for a day, the company wanted her to fly to LA. So I'm here at home, and I don't know what I'm going to do today. I think I'll sniff all her underwear, dress in her clothes. Pleasure myself inside her pantyhos. I guess this is why she says it's not easy to leave me alone, but it's more fun when she's not home, lol. :heart:

make yourself some dinner and watch Heroes

 

[Master Chief]

No more Steven Lynch for you Mxtt.

He made me want black girls.

make yourself some dinner and watch Heroes

Oh snap, I'm dying from all the potatoes I ate, I forgot that was on!

 

[BRUTAL]

He made me want black girls.

The skin that she's dwellin' in must contain melanin.

 

[Two-Face]

Just for a day, the company wanted her to fly to LA. So I'm here at home, and I don't know what I'm going to do today. I think I'll sniff all her underwear, dress in her clothes. Pleasure myself inside her pantyhos. I guess this is why she says it's not easy to leave me alone, but it's more fun when she's not home, lol. :heart:

WTF?

 

[Immortalfire]

All us guy Hypesters need to go over to MC's house and make a mess of things.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All us guy Hypesters need to go over to MC's house and make a mess of things.

Let's lick all their spoons and door knobs and then watch when she comes back and eats with the spoons and turns the door knobs!

 

[Matrixo]

Oh thats morbidly obese.

 

[BRUTAL]

Apparently only Mxtt and myself are Lynch fans.

 

[PLAS]

Let's lick all their spoons and door knobs and then watch when she comes back and eats with the spoons and turns the door knobs!

and point and laugh

 

[PLAS]

Apparently only Mxtt and myself are Lynch fans.

I don't think so, I'm a big Lynch fan myself, but that was just tacky

 

[Space Moose]

Let's lick all their spoons and door knobs and then watch when she comes back and eats with the spoons and turns the door knobs!

Hell yeah! And replace her vaselin with 'happy juice'!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Plus, door knobs taste so good, IF they're metal ones.
Tangy.
Wood ones, no.

 

[Master Chief]

Hay guys everything in my house is laced with cyanide so don't touch with mouths kkkkk.

Apparently only Mxtt and myself are Lynch fans.

I don't think so, I'm a big Lynch fan myself, but that was just tacky

lol, yes! I'd have just copy/pasted the lyrics but that's oldschoolmoi.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol, yes! I'd have just copy/pasted the lyrics but that's oldschoolmoi.

You don't really have a wifely?

 

[Master Chief]

I tOTotally do it's just it's so weird how his song coincided with my life these past few hours.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I tOTotally do it's just it's so weird how his song coincided with my life these past few hours.

OMG!
That SAME thing happened to me when I was listening to "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead once!

 

[knowsbleed]

joke time:

Guy brings girl home.

Girl is staring intensely at guy getting ready to unlock the door.

Guy, "Why are you staring at me?"

Girl, "I can sort of tell what a guy is like by the way he sticks his key into the keyhole"

Guy, "Oh really?"

Guy gets on knees and licks the keyhole

 

[Master Chief]

lol, clam diver!

OMG!
That SAME thing happened to me when I was listening to "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead once!

I want that to happen to me when I'm getting chased by black SUVs with henchmen shooting automatic rifles at my car on the freeway.

 

[Immortalfire]

This wife must be something else. Either she's whipped MC into what "he" is now, or she likes literal girly-men.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

joke time:

Guy brings girl home.

Girl is staring intensely at guy getting ready to unlock the door.

Guy, "Why are you staring at me?"

Girl, "I can sort of tell what a guy is like by the way he sticks his key into the keyhole"

Guy, "Oh really?"

Guy gets on knees and licks the keyhole

It'd be cooler if he broke the key off in the lock and then ran away.

 

[Master Chief]

This wife must be something else. Either she's whipped MC into what "he" is now, or she likes literal girly-men.

She's my bestest friend, lol!

 

[knowsbleed]

It'd be cooler if he broke the key off in the lock and then ran away.

Or stuck the key in and then punched the chick in the back of the head.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Is the girl in your avvy your wife?