New Bigfoot Sighting

[JLBats]

I want to read those poems

I don't think I can post them on this site

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I don't think I can post them on this site

you can PM them to me

 

[JLBats]

you can PM them to me

 

[Danalys]

people are always saying i have big feet. and also they write erotic poems about me. it's so confusing

 

[JLBats]

Bigfoot singing in the dead of night,
Take these broken... feet and learn to... walk,

 

[Darthphere]

Bigfoot is totally real.

 

[Danalys]

these big feet were made for walking and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these feet are gonna walk right over you.

sam n' max also come to mind oh but for a giraffe necked girl.

 

[JLBats]

The Erotic Thought of Bigfoot
By JLBats

I don’t know the way,
Bigfoot says he can lead me there,
He said he would stay,
He caught me unaware,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

He smells like perfume,
But he tastes like a cigarette,
This flower’s in bloom,
This is a time to forget,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me

You don’t know what to do,
You don’t know how to handle this,
He’s asking for you,
He’s asking for one more kiss,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

He’s begging you please,
Could you stay for a little while?
On his hands and knees,
He’s the devil’s first born child,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

Now they give you a throne,
Instead of a chopping block,
You sit there alone,
As they throw away the lock,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

 

[The Question]

I don't see how bigfoot could be real. How clever is this thing?
Does it have some sort of underground lair?

It's not entirely impossible. There was a speicese of Gorilla living in Africa that we didn't discover until about ten years ago.

 

[Danalys]

sounds more like me by the minute.

yuo know what they say big feet big socks.

 

[JLBats]

The Erotic Thought of Bigfoot
By JLBats

I don’t know the way,
Bigfoot says he can lead me there,
He said he would stay,
He caught me unaware,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

He smells like perfume,
But he tastes like a cigarette,
This flower’s in bloom,
This is a time to forget,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me

You don’t know what to do,
You don’t know how to handle this,
He’s asking for you,
He’s asking for one more kiss,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

He’s begging you please,
Could you stay for a little while?
On his hands and knees,
He’s the devil’s first born child,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

Now they give you a throne,
Instead of a chopping block,
You sit there alone,
As they throw away the lock,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

Quoted for emphasis.

Come on, it's not St. James Infirmary Blues, but it's pretty good for a poem about a one night stand with bigfoot

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Quoted for emphasis.

Come on, it's not St. James Infirmary Blues, but it's pretty good for a poem about a one night stand with bigfoot

 

[X-Punisher]

The Erotic Thought of Bigfoot
By JLBats

I don’t know the way,
Bigfoot says he can lead me there,
He said he would stay,
He caught me unaware,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

He smells like perfume,
But he tastes like a cigarette,
This flower’s in bloom,
This is a time to forget,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me

You don’t know what to do,
You don’t know how to handle this,
He’s asking for you,
He’s asking for one more kiss,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

He’s begging you please,
Could you stay for a little while?
On his hands and knees,
He’s the devil’s first born child,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

Now they give you a throne,
Instead of a chopping block,
You sit there alone,
As they throw away the lock,

Bigfoot’s riding high,
The lights, the sounds,
I‘ve got the money,
For one more round,
But only if you bother me,

Did you do Bigfoot?

 

[JLBats]

Did you do Bigfoot?

I prefer to think of it as "Gentle Bigfoot Lovemaking", thank you very much

 

[Majin Boo]

big foot

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

^^^^^^
Brilliant post

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

^^^^^^
Brilliant post

 

[CBGB]

Giant ground sloths!!!!!!!!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

^^^^^^
Brilliant post

Banned

 

[Untilteld]

Banned

owned! It looks like someone wearing like a furcoat ...