Not so hot things a woman can do

[jaguarr]

A little chunky blood never hurt nobody.

Who's your favorite sports team? The Redwings?

jag

 

[Shuley]

I like women to be women,not guys.Women that dress like guys is really cool,like if she wears your shirt and baseball hat is hot,But women farting, smoking,excessive swearing,drinking like a fish and not shaving thier body hair cause she thinks it's cool not too cause European women don't do it is gross.

 

[Badger]

I think it's cool yet disgusting at the same time when a girl gets so comfy with you that all bodily functions and discussions are commonplace. My ex would just say from out of the blue, "man, I am so on the rag right now...blood everywhere." She also felt the need to do it during this period because they supposedly get quite horny during this time frame....we did it once, and....I'll just say blood.

Yeah, quick story...

There was a maid at the Holiday Inn in Manhattan, Kansas that thought I killed somebody in my room.

The wife and I got it straightened out, though I had to pay for the sheets.

 

[Strange]

Yeah, quick story...

There was a maid at the Holiday Inn in Manhattan, Kansas that thought I killed somebody in my room.

The wife and I got it straightened out, though I had to pay for the sheets.

You should have just killed the maid and not paid for the sheets.

 

[Jack O'Lantern]

Fart, spit, laugh loudly/obnoxiously, curse excessively, be rude, be catty.

I'll see what else I can think of.

 

[vindrow]

Fart, smoke, B.O., nasty teeth, hairy legs and underarms.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

kids and tats

It used to be cigarettes, but like someone said earlier if she smokes she pokes.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I think it's cool yet disgusting at the same time when a girl gets so comfy with you that all bodily functions and discussions are commonplace. My ex would just say from out of the blue, "man, I am so on the rag right now...blood everywhere." She also felt the need to do it during this period because they supposedly get quite horny during this time frame....we did it once, and....I'll just say blood.

Yeah, quick story...

There was a maid at the Holiday Inn in Manhattan, Kansas that thought I killed somebody in my room.

The wife and I got it straightened out, though I had to pay for the sheets.

Mother of god! Words cannot express how sick I am feeling right now. After reading that.

 

[terry78]

^You ever have a girlfriend or wife...she will have her period, she will get horny and expect you to stick it in, blood and all.

 

[PyroChamber]

How about a woman who just gets angry at everyone for no reason.

 

[Halcohol]

How about a woman who just gets angry at everyone for no reason.

Then when they get called a ***** they wear it like a badge of honour. That's not hot.

 

[Logan's Runt]

^You ever have a girlfriend or wife...she will have her period, she will get horny and expect you to stick it in, blood and all.

Uh, no?

 

[swifty]

I was at this store once, and I had went to the restroom. To get to the restrooms you had to go down a small flight of stairs. While coming back up the stairs there was this lady, about 30ish, coming down the stairs. I didn't really think much of it but once she whent past me I heard a noise that sounded like someone dropped a water balloon. Curious I turned and looked and apprently she had a colostomy bag and it ruptured. The smell was awful but the sight on the floor was stomach turning to say the least. She was wearing shorts so it was all down her leg and all over the floor. She looked at me and just started crying so I did the only thing a person in my situation could do, I ran like hell. Now I was not in a realtionship with her and in fact did not even know her but that whole situation was a definite turn off.

I really feel sorry for her, it must of been a terrible situation to be in.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Who's your favorite sports team? The Redwings?

jag

Minor league team called the Vaginal Blood Streaks. Yeah! Go Vaginal Blood Streaks! Woooooo!!!!!!

 

[jaguarr]

Heard they slipped last season...Big Time.

They were just stuck in a rut.

jag

 

[Carcharodon]

Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons?

Spoiler

They last three periods instead of just one.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

They were just stuck in a rut.

jag

More like a pool...of chunky blood. I smell a new Ben and Jerrys.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons?

Spoiler

They last three periods instead of just one.

Exactly! Every time I see my fiancee wadding one up I smack her in the face. Rinse and repeat *****!

 

[Spider-Bite]

Start fights or try to act tough. I think it's extremely unattractive. When guys do it, I think they are bonehead idiots, but when girls do it, I think they are just being butch and manly which is not attractive to me.

 

[PyroChamber]

I hate when girls do the neck roll. When they start getting their neck roll on then things have gotten out of hand.

 

[kane9321]

funny...lastnite my g/f and I just finnished doing the "deed".and my girl makes this funny face and lets out the most vile,nasty "fart" ever. I'm like "Cotdamn girl,what the hell did you eat today? She justs lays there and laughs.That shyte was loud and it stank..I still smell it

 

[terry78]

funny...lastnite my g/f and I just finnished doing the "deed".and my girl makes this funny face and lets out the most vile,nasty "fart" ever. I'm like "Cotdamn girl,what the hell did you eat today? She justs lays there and laughs.That shyte was loud and it stank..I still smell it

It would have been worse if it was during. And I pray you didn't go the anal route.

 

[Eddie Brock]

I hate the extremes.

Like, I don't want an extreme b****, but I also don't want someone who is sickeningly sweet. Girls who try to be overly cute (*cough*blondes*cough*) and act stupid on purpose - major turn-off.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

It would have been worse if it was during. And I pray you didn't go the anal route.

You ever seen the porn bloopers reel where the chick blows the guy's "deposit" all over the wall when she farted?!?!

 

[Ghostvirus]

You ever seen the porn bloopers reel where the chick blows the guy's "deposit" all over the wall when she farted?!?!

*vomits*