Not so hot things a woman can do

[Ghostvirus]

^You ever have a girlfriend or wife...she will have her period, she will get horny and expect you to stick it in, blood and all.

No. After this I am thinking better of having one.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Why are guys so grossed out by periods when every chich has one?

 

[Ghostvirus]

Not grossed out. Just the thought of having sex with a person who is bleeding isn't exactly attractive. Call me crazy I guess.*shrugs*

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Not grossed out. Just the thought of having sex with a person who is bleeding isn't exactly attractive. Call me crazy I guess.*shrugs*

Depends on the orifice.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Not grossed out. Just the thought of having sex with a person who is bleeding isn't exactly attractive. Call me crazy I guess.*shrugs*

Contrary to popular belief, not every chick will insist on it, or suggest it, or hint at it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Why are guys so grossed out by periods when every chich has one?

I know.
I know it's not truly the case, but my feeling is that you must be gay if that grosses you out.
That IS "WOMAN".
That's how you know you've arrived, when you're a little dweeb who only dreams of ever touching a girl, and then you grow up into a desirable man, go to take a leak after some mind-bogglingly hot sex and you're confronted with the awesome sight of a completely red penith.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Contrary to popular belief, not every chick will insist on it, or suggest it, or hint at it.

Nor am I saying they would, but damn. Any man should be thankful that a woman wants to have sex with his sorry ass. Therefore, it's your obligation as a man to shut up and bite the bullet.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I know.
I know it's not truly the case, but my feeling is that you must be gay if that grosses you out.
That IS "WOMAN".
That's how you know you've arrived, when you're a little dweeb who only dreams of ever touching a girl, and then you grow up into a desirable man, go to take a leak after some mind-bogglingly hot sex and you're confronted with the awesome sight of a completely red penith.

I would say if you are willing to use blood as a lubricant. Then that there is love. That is all I am saying.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I know.
I know it's not truly the case, but my feeling is that you must be gay if that grosses you out.
That IS "WOMAN".
That's how you know you've arrived, when you're a little dweeb who only dreams of ever touching a girl, and then you grow up into a desirable man, go to take a leak after some mind-bogglingly hot sex and you're confronted with the awesome sight of a completely red penith.

The strange look of VICTORY. Hell, if it ain't red, you didn't do a good job.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I would say if you are willing to use blood as a lubricant. Then that there is love. That is all I am saying.

They do make things like soap and washcloths and paper towels.

 

[Lackey]

I know.
I know it's not truly the case, but my feeling is that you must be gay if that grosses you out.
That IS "WOMAN".

So, so true.

That's how you know you've arrived, when you're a little dweeb who only dreams of ever touching a girl, and then you grow up into a desirable man, go to take a leak after some mind-bogglingly hot sex and you're confronted with the awesome sight of a completely red penith.

Hell yes

 

[Ghostvirus]

But is f-ing blood man! BLOOOD!!! I have never liked a woman enough to do that. Perhaps someday. I am judging or anything. It is just un-fathomable to me right now.

 

[Erzengel]

I know.
I know it's not truly the case, but my feeling is that you must be gay if that grosses you out.
That IS "WOMAN".
That's how you know you've arrived, when you're a little dweeb who only dreams of ever touching a girl, and then you grow up into a desirable man, go to take a leak after some mind-bogglingly hot sex and you're confronted with the awesome sight of a completely red penith.

I'm not satisfied unless my bed looks like a crime scene after I'm done.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

But is f-ing blood man! BLOOOD!!! I have never liked a woman enough to do that. Perhaps someday. I am judging or anything. It is just un-fathomable to me right now.

Oh no, blood. Not the same stuff that runs in every person's veins. Wouldn't wanna get any of that on you.

 

[OverMyHead]

Eat their own poop.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Eat their own poop.

Apparently you and Maximum Carnage need to get together.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I'm not satisfied unless my bed looks like a crime scene after I'm done.

I'd like to take a UV light in there.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

But is f-ing blood man! BLOOOD!!! I have never liked a woman enough to do that. Perhaps someday. I am judging or anything. It is just un-fathomable to me right now.

Not all blood is the same.

There's junkie blood spattered on the public restroom wall.

There's blood gushing out of your artery when you cut yourself while trying to wash a crystal goblet

and there's hot, sweet girl-blood.

I mean, a stranger's spit is disgusting, but not if it's a girl's and she's using her tongue to paint the inside of your mouth with it.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Not all blood is the same.

There's junkie blood spattered on the public restroom wall.

There's blood gushing out of your artery when you cut yourself while trying to wash a crystal goblet

and there's hot, sweet girl-blood.

I mean, a stranger's spit is disgusting, but not if it's a girl's and she's using her tongue to paint the inside of your mouth with it.

You're like...a ****ing poet man.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yes.
And, they should've sent a poet.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I think that Maximum Carnage should be forced to watch the Dreamers so he can see that dude and Eva Green make out with hymen blood all over their faces. That'll grow you up real fast like.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Apparently you and Maximum Carnage need to get together.

He's A dude. I don't swing that way.

Not all blood is the same.

There's junkie blood spattered on the public restroom wall.

Yeah. No touchy.

There's blood gushing out of your artery when you cut yourself while trying to wash a crystal goblet

Don't own a Goblet, but I get what you are saying.

and there's hot, sweet girl-blood.

Um, what the hell?

I mean, a stranger's spit is disgusting, but not if it's a girl's and she's using her tongue to paint the inside of your mouth with it.

Yes, but if she were to slit open her toungue. That is a whole different story. I just don't get it. I am sorry. Bathing in the blood of your loved one is not my idea of a good time.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I think that Maximum Carnage should be forced to watch the Dreamers so he can see that dude and Eva Green make out with hymen blood all over their faces. That'll grow you up real fast like.

Or maybe I should masterbate to that scene in Cabin Fever.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Or maybe I should masterbate to that scene in Cabin Fever.

Well, that works I guess, but hymen blood = teh sexy.