Ode to Morg

[Morg]

It's whatever you want it to be. Celebrate Morg.

Don't mind him, he's in a hissy fit that I didn't ban someone on his say so

 

[Lackey]

Most people think Morg is creepy.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Morg is... Luke's father.

 

[The Squirrel]

I thought Arfo said Afro. (Maybe it's suppose to?)

So I voted for that.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Morg is TOtally...

 

[PhotoJones]

What exactly does "Arfo" mean, anyway?

 

[Morg]

Awwww...what a heartwarming tribute. Morg, how does all this luvin make ya feel bub?

Bemused mostly

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What exactly does "Arfo" mean, anyway?

Morgy.

 

[PhotoJones]

Oh....okay.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Morg is... Luke's father.

AND mother.

 

[Iceman]

Morg
The dawg
Is creepy
He's also Luke's father
Which is not relevant


:heart:

 

[squeekness]

Oh Morg, mod of the Hype
No one treats you right
They mock you for banning
You ban them for spamming
And I still love you despite

Oh Morg, perv of the Hype
Underage girls your delight
Some call you creepy
And that hurts me deeply
Becasue I love you despite

-fin


Morg is love.

So cute and I don't usually go for poems.

 

[Mee]

Most people think Morg is creepy.

Apparently.

 

[Lackey]

Pearls before swine, Mee. Pearls before swine.

 

[Mee]

Haha..

ha...

ha...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

whoa

Pearls Before Swine

PBS.

 

[Mee]

You really are obsessed with that.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

initials?

I just noticed *shrog*

 

[Mee]

PBS.

 

[Mee]

There's too much Morg hate today. Time for another Morg...celebration!


Why hate Morg?
Is it casue you are jealous?
He's just doin his job
Ever so zealous

Why hate Morg?
Is it cause he once raped you?
That'd be cause for hating
And some whining to Dew

Why hate Morg?
Cause he never raped you?
Ask him politely
And he'd be obliged to


-fin

(don't get my thread closed, crackheads )

 

[squeekness]

I saw that preview for the new Elisha movie, Captivity, and all I could think of was Morg.

 

[Lackey]

I was at the mall and saw a 30 year old guy checking out some 15 year old girl in a short skirt and thought of Morg.

 

[Lackey]

There's too much Morg hate today. Time for another Morg...celebration!


Why hate Morg?
Is it casue you are jealous?
He's just doin his job
Ever so zealous

Why hate Morg?
Is it cause he once raped you?
That'd be cause for hating
And some whining to Dew

Why hate Morg?
Cause he never raped you?
Ask him politely
And he'd be obliged to


-fin

(don't get my thread closed, crackheads )

Your first poem was better

 

[Mee]

No one makes good sequels anymore.

 

[Showtime]

I don't think Morg the Mod/Poster is creepy, but when I see user ID all I can think of is a morgue. What do you expect from me?