Official Civil War #2/Spider-Man controversy discussion thread

[deemar325]

Got Dammit!!! those bastards did it!!

They took it there and ain't no going back!!

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Joey Q must be stopped!!!!

 

[deemar325]

Ok what hell?!!

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[Doc Destruction]

lol, come to the Spider boards...we've been ranting all day.

 

[deemar325]

Cool! I'm sooooooooooo Pissed!!!

I'm at F-5 Hurricaine Pissed!!

 

[BlazingBread]

What happened?

 

[The Leaguer]

Snape killed Dumbledore.

 

[Mara Jane]

lol, come to the Spider boards...we've been ranting all day.

 

[Horrorfan]

I have no clue what you're *****ing about buddy.

 

[Electro UK]

Snape killed Dumbledore.

LMFAO! up:

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Spoiler

Spider-Man outed himself as Peter Parker on National Television and the X-Men, SHIELD, J.J.Jameson, and everyone else saw it

 

[Gilpesh]

Well that sucks. But the aftermath is what will be amazing.

 

[Artistsean]

Nothing in comics is ever perminant.

 

[yenaled]

Snape killed Dumbledore.

HAHAHA.

That made me spit out coffee in laughter.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Nothing in comics is ever perminant.

Thats right. We just have to wait for Thor to knock down the retcon wall because of emo-ness.

 

[deemar325]

Steven Ditko comes out of hiding and beats up a biker steals his clothes,shades,shotgun and motorcycle, speeds to Marvel's Manhattan headquarters goes to the reception desk and asks for Joey Q. The receptionist states Mr.Quesada isn't taking any meetings today, Ditko say's "I'll be back." then leaves, 5 minutes later a puke yellow 71' buick LaBaron(He borrowed it from some Raimi guy.) crashes through the office building killing the receptionist. Ditko steps out with a Vulcan rapid mini-machinegun and starts murderizing everyone in sight! making his way up to the office of one Joseph Quesada, Ditko incounters a cowaring Bendis, he is mumbling something, " Um...yeah uh..hi heh *sweating* I'm uh..sorry um..Oiy V...." *Loud Bang! Spray of pulpy red and gray matter splatters against a desk full of un-used Frank Miller Daredevil scripts from 1989.*

Ditko: "Now that's Pulp Fiction."

Ditko steps closer to Mr.Quesada's office, "Are you Sarah Connor?" Joey Q is midway through finishing off a bacon,doughnut,lard and chili sandwich and to his suprise! Ditko is standing there like a dark spector of vengeance and dread! not unlike a octitarian Punisher with a Swartznegger fetish. Joey only utters one sentence, "I should've kept Geoff Johns and dumped Bendiiii........" *A hot flash of lead puckers his obese elephant-like flesh, each hot molten slug eviscerates his gluttonous fat like bacon on a frying pan, his face warps in agony as a slug shatters his jaw! making him look not unlike Jeff Goldblum at the end of the movie 'the Fly' or Kanye west, vicera and bile explodes from his rectum and splats the floor and walls. He thinks of Kevin Smith and how that f-cker never finished 'DD/Bullseye:the Target' then Joey accepts his fate and his eyes roll in the back of his fat melon of a head and he dies.*

Ditko stares out into the void, knowing his job is done. He slowly casually walks down to the streets of Manhattan, he smiles up to the heavens and it was good. He has returned the honor of Spider-man and all is well.


Epilouge:

January 1, 2007 Marvel announces Rob Liefeld as the new EIC of Marvel Comics.........

January 2, 2007 A crow lands on the gravestone of Jack Kirby..........

........a hands juts its way through the soil clenching a #2 pencil and James O'Barr laughs gleafully somewhere in Detriot.

The End.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

C'mon is this really that much of a suprise, Spidey's been Iron Man's b*tch for the past year, of course he'd do this.

 

[deemar325]

Thats right. We just have to wait for Thor to knock down the retcon wall because of emo-ness.

Don't give them any ideas.

 

[Harlekin]

I could see Ditko crying now except I know Ditko doesn't give a ****. Lee's probably just sitting there with a ****-eating grin while he's being forcefed medication to stop him from going into a coma.

 

[deemar325]

I could see Ditko crying now except I know Ditko doesn't give a ****. Lee's probably just sitting there with a ****-eating grin while he's being forcefed medication to stop him from going into a coma.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man! That made me laugh so hard snot came from my nose.

 

[deemar325]

C'mon is this really that much of a suprise, Spidey's been Iron Man's b*tch for the past year, of course he'd do this.

Spidey should be no ones b*tch, least of all Tony's.

 

[Kool-Aid]

Dude, your avatar is funny.

 

[Kool-Aid]

Spidey should be no ones b*tch, least of all Tony's.

Atleast Wolverines saying that "BOSS" crap too.

 

[deemar325]

It's sad.

 

[Harlekin]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man! That made me laugh so hard snot came from my nose.

Glad to be of service.

 

[Kool-Aid]

It's sad.

Actually, I like Wolverine being Tonys *****.