Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: "Wolverine is too overexposed", "Wolverine gets favored where the other X-Men are underused", boo-f***ing-hoo! Why don´t you *****es try to have a little more badass attitude, try to be a little more dark and brooding anti-heroes, would it KILL you to say "bub" once in a while?!!?
QUICKSILVER: Huh, but then wouldn´t we all just be clones of you?
WOLVERINE: AND WOULD THAT BE SO F***ING BAD?!!?

 

[Rain]

Thanks we try.

WOLVERINE: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian ****. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy biotch!"

Beast and Cyclops's reaction to X-Men the Last Stand.

 

[Panthro]

Beast and Cyclops's reaction to X-Men the Last Stand.

Thanks and bwahahahaha, at least Beast got to kick some ass in Last Stand.

Liked yours too UF.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "God, why do you hate me so much?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: Wait, is that...
BEAST: That´s right, it´s Miley Cirus being pushed from a 90-store balcony by an angry fanboy who heard she may be lobbying to play Batgirl in the third Chris Nolan Batman movie.
CYKE: Shouldn´t we, you know, save her or something?
BEAST: Hmmm, is someone looking at us?
CYKE: Hmmmm, no I don´t think so.
BEAST: This is going to be our little secret, okay?
CYKE: Okay.
BEAST: Man, she sure screams a lot.
CYKE: Yeah, she does.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: Wait, is that...
BEAST: That´s right, it´s Miley Cirus being pushed from a 90-store balcony by an angry fanboy who heard she may be lobbying to play Batgirl in the third Chris Nolan Batman movie.
CYKE: Shouldn´t we, you know, save her or something?
BEAST: Hmmm, is someone looking at us?
CYKE: Hmmmm, no I don´t think so.
BEAST: This is going to be our little secret, okay?
CYKE: Okay.
BEAST: Man, she sure screams a lot.
CYKE: Yeah, she does.

Hehehehehehe, no love for Miley.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Beast, do you ever have days where you just want to tell the world to go f*** itself?"
BEAST: "Sometimes. You?"
CYCLOPS: "All the time. I'm having a 'tell the world to go f*** itself' right now moment."
BEAST: "I guess if I were you I would too."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Yea, you just take Soupy-Sales-Emma-Frost to prom I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Scott? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you."
SCOTT: "You're being really immature... You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart. I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore."
JEAN: "What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?"
SCOTT: "Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'."
JEAN: "You just take Emma Frost the *****epacker to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real b****in' time."
SCOTT: "Oh yeah? Well, I still have your underwear!"
JEAN: "Give me back my underwear you pervert!"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Aren't you the guy from Van Helsing?"
LOGAN: "Hugh Jackman? No, but I get that a lot."

JEAN: "You play with your balls a lot."
SCOTT: "I do NOT play with my balls."
JEAN: "Peyton Manning doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
SCOTT: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
JEAN: "No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
SCOTT: "You know what'd make me happy?"
JEAN: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers? I swear Scott you are such a degenerate. You're lucky I let you anywhere near me. You're lucky I even go out with you."
SCOTT: "I'm a degenerate? *I'M* a degenerate?! What about that time I caught *YOU NAKED* with that bowl of Jello?"
JEAN: "You did not-!"
SCOTT: "Oh yes I did! You were completely naked with a bowl of Jello! Green Jello!"
JEAN: "Oh yeah? Well- it was hot and I was hungry."
SCOTT: "Likely story. I think you just like being naked around Jello."

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: "Aren't you the guy from Van Helsing?"
LOGAN: "Hugh Jackman? No, but I get that a lot."

JEAN: "You play with your balls a lot."
SCOTT: "I do NOT play with my balls."
JEAN: "Peyton Manning doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
SCOTT: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
JEAN: "No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
SCOTT: "You know what'd make me happy?"
JEAN: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers? I swear Scott you are such a degenerate. You're lucky I let you anywhere near me. You're lucky I even go out with you."
SCOTT: "I'm a degenerate? *I'M* a degenerate?! What about that time I caught *YOU NAKED* with that bowl of Jello?"
JEAN: "You did not-!"
SCOTT: "Oh yes I did! You were completely naked with a bowl of Jello! Green Jello!"
JEAN: "Oh yeah? Well- it was hot and I was hungry."
SCOTT: "Likely story. I think you just like being naked around Jello."

Thanks, cool stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Be nostalgic of the nineties cartoon all you like, but admit it, this design of me is pretty damn sexy!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: Be nostalgic of the nineties cartoon all you like, but admit it, this design of me is pretty damn sexy!

Hehehehe, she got one of the better character designs.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "No I will not pay you $5,000 dollars for sex!"
SCOTT: "Oh come on Jean, you get something in return and I get a bowling team, it's win-win!"
JEAN: "It's sick! And besides, I don't even have that kind of money to spend on sex."

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER: "Don't mind him, he's just white and nerdy."

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I'm Cukoo For Coco-Puffs!"

MAGNETO: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

COLOSSUS: "Cheat on me with Iceman ye wench?! You shall both suffer for this!"

ICEMAN & KITTY: "Oh Snap..."

 

[Panthro]

EMMA FROST: "I'll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars."
SCOTT SUMMERS: "In these economically turbulent times, I'm afraid I'll have to pass."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Hey, my eyes are up here!"
SCOTT: "I AM looking at your eyes."
JEAN: "Oh."
SCOTT: "You don't dress ****ty enough to draw attention to your breasts anyway."
JEAN: ""

 

[Rain]

JEAN AFTER WATCHING HEROES

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, Heroes.

JEAN: "Hey, my eyes are up here!"
SCOTT: "I AM looking at your eyes."
JEAN: "Those ruby quartz shades can't fool me, mister! My eyes are UP HERE!"
SCOTT: "Jean, you're 5'6", you're nearly a foot shorter than I am. The only way I can look at your eyes is to look DOWN. Now if you were one of those 6'0" female basketball players, then I could see you using the 'my eyes are up here' line with more justification. As it is, it doesn't work quite as well for you."
JEAN: "Damn it, I hate it when you find some logical rebuttal!"

 

[TheMick]

Jean: Scott, promise me you'll never kiss or hug, look at a women inapropiatly or have inapropiate thoughs about them.
Scott: That's a pretty big commitment, since we're not even offical.
Jean: Just. Promise.
Scott: Okay, okay! I promise.

We so need a X-Men Evolution version of this :P
http://marvel.toonzone.net/wolverinexmen/reviews/breakdown/06.jpg

 

[Panthro]

Jean: Scott, promise me you'll never kiss or hug, look at a women inapropiatly or have inapropiate thoughs about them.
Scott: That's a pretty big commitment, since we're not even offical.
Jean: Just. Promise.
Scott: Okay, okay! I promise.

We so need a X-Men Evolution version of this :P

What do you think it would take to get an X-Men: Evolution DTV to finish those storylines? For that matter, could they even get the Evolution cast back together for it?

 

[Panthro]

JEAN GREY: "Treat me like a f***ing plot device instead of an actual character?! What the Hell?! I was a founding member of the X-Men! I'm part of the Classic 5 line up from the 60s! I was the center of one of the biggest comic book storylines of all time, arguably the single most important X-Men story of all time! And I was Cyclops wife for Christ's sake and mother of Rachel Summers! And you people treat me like a f***ing walking MacGuffin?! This is an outrage! This is Heresy! You writers suck!"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Oh come on Scott, don't act like men have never used sex to get what they want!"
SCOTT: "Since when do men use sex to get what we want? SEX *IS* WHAT WE WANT!!!"

 

[godiva_goddess]

JEAN GREY: "Treat me like a f***ing plot device instead of an actual character?! What the Hell?! I was a founding member of the X-Men! I'm part of the Classic 5 line up from the 60s! I was the center of one of the biggest comic book storylines of all time, arguably the single most important X-Men story of all time! And I was Cyclops wife for Christ's sake and mother of Rachel Summers! And you people treat me like a f***ing walking MacGuffin?! This is an outrage! This is Heresy! You writers suck!"

Now, I don't say this very often, but....GO, JEAN!!!!

Great job, Panthro! Funny stuff!