Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ALittlePush]

Wolverine: What are we going to do tonight?
Rogue: The same thing we do everynight. Try to take over the world!

 

[ALittlePush]

Wolverine:"Here's Looking at you, kid"

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, good ones Push.

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: "No I will not pay you $5000 dollars for sex!"
WOLVERINE: "Oh come on Rogue, you get something in return and I get a bowling team! It's win-win!"
ROGUE: "It's sick! And besides, I don't [even] have that kind of money to spend on sex."

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: "For the last time I will not sleep with you! I'm Gambit's girl! And even if I weren't, my absorbing powers would keep comatosing you!"
WOLVERINE: "But... but... I'm Wolverine damn it! All the women love me & want to go to bed with me!"
ROGUE: "Tell that to Emma Frost."
WOLVERINE: "Yeah, well, she's a lesbian."
ROGUE: "Cyclops begs to differ."

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Wait, wait, I'm confused. Why do you fall in love with me again, despite this series assigning me a seemingly endless list of character flaws & personality defects while also denying me any positive growth or positive qualities?"
JEAN: "I find your stupidity & lack of self esteem & lack of personal self worth charming."
CYCLOPS: ""
JEAN: "Hey come on now, you get pity sex! Isn't that great?"
CYCLOPS: "Well, a silver lining's a silver lining, I guess."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe, great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE:C´mon Rogue, you have to admit you´re anorexic! There´s no shame in it, it´s a disease!
ROGUE: I´m not anorexic, it´s just how superhero cartoon chicks are drawn these days...

 

[YoungE808]

Bravo, Ultimate.

Rogue: My hair?
Wolverine: Opacity is key Rogue, opacity is key...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, nice follow up!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE:C´mon Rogue, you have to admit you´re anorexic! There´s no shame in it, it´s a disease!
ROGUE: I´m not anorexic, it´s just how superhero cartoon chicks are drawn these days...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Look, I´m excited to see Kick-Ass too, but call-me Hit Girl one more time and you´ll spend the rest of your days thinking you´re Richard Simmons!

 

[ALittlePush]

Hehehe, good ones Push.

Thanks. I liked yours too especially the Wolverine asking Rogue to pay him for sex one.

 

[ALittlePush]

Wolverine: I know I turned you down in the first film but I was wandering, what with Jean being dead............are you still up for it?

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: Look, I´m excited to see Kick-Ass too, but call-me Hit Girl one more time and you´ll spend the rest of your days thinking you´re Richard Simmons!

 

[Panthro]

Wolverine: I know I turned you down in the first film but I was wandering, what with Jean being dead............are you still up for it?

And thanks Push. It's a classic Marge/Homer exchange from the Simpsons (back when the Simpsons were still funny).

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Talk dirty to me Scott. Talk that dirty talk!"
CYCLOPS: "Dirty in what sense? Dirty like a phone salesman, dirty like a porn director, dirty like a child molester? Give me something to work with."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: What´s up with this angsty emo thing? What happened to the sassy southern chick we knew and loved?
ROGUE: Well, I have to look right for a person who can´t touch anybody... I´m thinking Internet geek, what you say?

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: What´s up with this angsty emo thing? What happened to the sassy southern chick we knew and loved?
ROGUE: Well, I have to look right for a person who can´t touch anybody... I´m thinking Internet geek, what you say?

I miss the sassy southern chick though.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I liked you better when you all hot and sassy."
ROGUE: "Shut up! I'm still hot! It's society's ever fickle ever changing perception of beauty that's wrong!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, hehehehehe, that fickle society...

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: I´m not your father! I´m not your brother! I´m not your father OR your btother!
ROGUE: Well, in the movies you kind of ar...
WOLVERINE: Shut the f*** up.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: I´m not your father! I´m not your brother! I´m not your father OR your btother!
ROGUE: Well, in the movies you kind of ar...
WOLVERINE: Shut the f*** up.