Yesterday, I, BISON, was crusin down the side of the mall when all of a sudden this hot babe with this HUGE ass walks across my car!! So I went...
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Anyways, I pass up the broad and then all of a sudden this hot girl with HUGE boobs passes in front of my car. So I went...
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After I arrived at my destination, I got so excited by what I witnessed earlier that I ruined my good red pants and I suddenly and instantly contracted herpes. HILARIOUS!! Has this ever happened to anyone else!! I, BISON, am now taking Robutussin for the disease!!