Running Into Teachers/Professors In Really Awkward Places

[Cmill216]

We've all seen or talked to our professors or teachers outside of our individual campuses. We see them at a grocery store, or at the mall shopping for shoes. And we probably wave hello and go on with our own business.

But what about those times you see your authoritative figures in the world of education, in some really bizarre places (and times)?

For example, about a year ago, my best friend, his father, and I are coming back home from a Devil Rays game. We finally get back in our area at about midnight, and we decide to stop at the 7-11 near our houses. There was a Jeep parked next to us, and this crazy lookin' Mexican dude is just staring at us with this cold, murderous look on his face. I thought nothing of it.

So my friend and I go in and we're at the slushy machine. We're sitting at the machine getting our ice beverages, when someone walks out of the bathroom right in front of us.

And who is it? None other than our ridiculously obese AP English teacher (and when I say obese, picture a woman with the shape of Grimace, the character from McDonalds).

Let me remind you that this was at midnight on a Saturday night.

So, she sees me and is totally surprised/embarassed. We talk to her, telling her that we were at the game and stuff. My friend tells her about all the drunk guys at the game, and then all of a sudden some other obese chick at the slushy machine turns around and shouts loudly, "I'M NOT DRUNK!" My friend and I turn around thinking "What the....", and then our teacher introduces this woman as her sister.

We finish our conversation, and our teacher says "I'll see you guys Monday." She walks off, and my friend and I look at each other like, "What on earth just happened?" We walk back to the car, and my friend's dad tells us he noticed our teacher and her sister, and that he saw them walking out with a big case of beer.

So, my friend asked what car she got into, and his dad replies, "That Jeep next to us."

Yes, folks, the exact same Jeep with the crazy looking Mexican in the backseat....

But the best part about it was that following Monday. In class, she says to us all, "Yeah, guys. I'm still working hard on your essays. I cancelled all of my social engagements this past weekend just so that I could grade them all."

 

[Kritish]

Wow, I don't have anything that can beat that.

 

[gap5ewl]

I went to a Redsox game a couple of years ago and went to the bathroom around the 5th enning. I preceeded to do my business when a man walked by me partially intoxicated (but pretty much everyone is at fenway park ). So I wasn't looking at him when all of a sudden, He start hitting my foot with is because he couldn't stand up straight. I looked at him and it was my English teacher who had to be the geekiest man I have ever met. He immediatly screamed out my name and started rambling at me. I got a little uncomfortable and tried to walk away after he said (this little thing keeps going!). So I went to wash my hands and he came up to me and goes "See yah later alligator" and rubbed my head even though he didn't wash his hands and I felt something moist on my head. The next school day he didn't even remember me being there.

 

[Cmill216]

So I went to wash my hands and he came up to me and goes "See yah later alligator" and rubbed my head even though he didn't wash his hands and I felt something moist on my head.

Outstanding.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Summer before my Senior year i visited california with my aunt and cuz... flew into Dallas on the way back to Ohio, I nearly missed the flight, having to run from one terminal to the other, but as i got on the plane i heard.. "JUSTIN" and i was like.. wah? and i feel something tugging at me and i turn and look and its my english teacher i was about to have for my senior year

 

[enterthemadness]

We've all seen or talked to our professors or teachers outside of our individual campuses. We see them at a grocery store, or at the mall shopping for shoes. And we probably wave hello and go on with our own business.

But what about those times you see your authoritative figures in the world of education, in some really bizarre places (and times)?

For example, about a year ago, my best friend, his father, and I are coming back home from a Devil Rays game. We finally get back in our area at about midnight, and we decide to stop at the 7-11 near our houses. There was a Jeep parked next to us, and this crazy lookin' Mexican dude is just staring at us with this cold, murderous look on his face. I thought nothing of it.

So my friend and I go in and we're at the slushy machine. We're sitting at the machine getting our ice beverages, when someone walks out of the bathroom right in front of us.

And who is it? None other than our ridiculously obese AP English teacher (and when I say obese, picture a woman with the shape of Grimace, the character from McDonalds).

Let me remind you that this was at midnight on a Saturday night.

So, she sees me and is totally surprised/embarassed. We talk to her, telling her that we were at the game and stuff. My friend tells her about all the drunk guys at the game, and then all of a sudden some other obese chick at the slushy machine turns around and shouts loudly, "I'M NOT DRUNK!" My friend and I turn around thinking "What the....", and then our teacher introduces this woman as her sister.

We finish our conversation, and our teacher says "I'll see you guys Monday." She walks off, and my friend and I look at each other like, "What on earth just happened?" We walk back to the car, and my friend's dad tells us he noticed our teacher and her sister, and that he saw them walking out with a big case of beer.

So, my friend asked what car she got into, and his dad replies, "That Jeep next to us."

Yes, folks, the exact same Jeep with the crazy looking Mexican in the backseat....

But the best part about it was that following Monday. In class, she says to us all, "Yeah, guys. I'm still working hard on your essays. I cancelled all of my social engagements this past weekend just so that I could grade them all."

Akward...and seems like that dude likes fat chicks. No wonder he was pissed.

 

[enterthemadness]

I went to a Redsox game a couple of years ago and went to the bathroom around the 5th enning. I preceeded to do my business when a man walked by me partially intoxicated (but pretty much everyone is at fenway park ). So I wasn't looking at him when all of a sudden, He start hitting my foot with is because he couldn't stand up straight. I looked at him and it was my English teacher who had to be the geekiest man I have ever met. He immediatly screamed out my name and started rambling at me. I got a little uncomfortable and tried to walk away after he said (this little thing keeps going!). So I went to wash my hands and he came up to me and goes "See yah later alligator" and rubbed my head even though he didn't wash his hands and I felt something moist on my head. The next school day he didn't even remember me being there.

haha................

 

[kane9321]

i saw my high school math teacher at a porno shop....that was very,very awkward

 

[PLAS]

I could give you one, last december my band played this gig and we got to meet all these kids who were at the place, turns out some of them are my students in college, after our first class they were asking me if I'm the guy who plays with this band

 

[amazingfantasy15]

This is kind of backwards for the topic, but a friend of mine was going to school to become a teacher, one of his courses was as a teaching assistant for high school seniors. We use to go to the minor league baseball games on Thursday's because beers were really cheap, we'd usually try to drink a beer an inning so naturally we'd get wasted and one game my friend saw a group of his students late in the game, they made fun of him a little for being very visibly drunk. Even better though was the next year, we went to the strip club and the same guy recognized one of the dancers as a student from the previous year.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

im actually friends with one of my high school teachers... me and my cuz anyway, she was our algerbra teacher freshman year and we were the first students she ever had and she was young at the time, about 23 and we hung out with her a few times, went to a movie, got ice cream... now when we come home from college we usually go to dinner with her.. its coool sometimes she pays!

 

[Ebil Gig]

I ran into my 8th grade math and history teacher at LA Fitness. They aren't exactly the fittest person in the world but wearing spandex and tight stuff wasn't helping

When I was in elementary school and it was Halloween, I was trick or treating and after Halloween, I found out my teacher who I didn't like lived next door to me. She was wearing the ugliest costume EVER.

I wish I would run into my math substitute somewhere. He's realllllllly hot

 

[The Lumberjack]

A former high school drinking buddy of mine had a mother who was a 7th grade Social Sciences teacher at the middle we attended, but neither of us had her class. We used to drink with his parents our senior year (they had the whole "I'd rather them do it here" mentality) and there was one akward occasion when another of our middle school teachers came over to drink with us, and she was a total ***** back then. Nothing really out there happened that night, but it was just surreal to get drunk with someone who used to make our school days hell.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

When I had just turned 18, my friends and I went browsing at apartments at about 2 in the morning after having a movie marathon and eating out. We get to this one complex... and we're slowly driving over the speed bumps when I see this beer gut belly man in boxers and a wife beater walking over to a truck in the parking lot. I'm in the passenger's seat and my bud decides he should do a wolf whistle for the man. So, he lets out a loud whistle and at hearing that the guy turns around to see us and I get a look at his face as we're laughing. It's my physics teacher.... he gets a look at my face and recognizes me. I tell my friend to get us out of there and we drive off hearing him yelling something about a remembering test that week...

 

[WompuM]

I was on a float trip one time and up ahead was a whole group of Latino gentlemen that were super drunk jumping off a cliff into the river. Well, when I got closer on my raft, one of them jumped off the cliff and bobbed to the surface and goes "Holllla! Paco!!!!" It was my spanish teacher, drunk, in a river.

 

[FreeRadical]

One of my mates almost got run over by his maths teacher.

It was a Saturday.

 

[Ebil Gig]

I was on a float trip one time and up ahead was a whole group of Latino gentlemen that were super drunk jumping off a cliff into the river. Well, when I got closer on my raft, one of them jumped off the cliff and bobbed to the surface and goes "Holllla! Paco!!!!" It was my spanish teacher, drunk, in a river.

Hmm...Interesting...What was the spanish teacher's name?

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Wow, I don't have anything that can beat that.

No, but this might come close. It was my Freshman year in High School. I was at my oungest brother's elementry school carnaval. My other brother, a mutual friend of mine, and I were in line at the dunk tank.We were chatting and subtly cutting in line. You conversation got a litle too casual. (Read lots of profanity.) This older woman was in line in front of us. Well she got on to us for the use of profinity and trying to pass her in line. Well ,she had her turn at the dunk tank, and I forgot about it. Well, our regular Spanish teacher was out of town for a week at a seminar. Guess who was the ubistute for the week? Oh, that was an awkwar few minutes. We ended up becomming good friends.