Oldest Person

[LexCorp]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edna_Parker

I watched a documentary about the humans on this planet that are over 100 years old. It was a sad fact that almost all of them wished for death and were unhappy. Would you be able to live that long and would you be able to go on keeping in touch with the world?

 

[xwolverine2]

id kill myself a long time before hitting 90....

 

[LexCorp]

Yes I understand why, there was one guy just hit 100 and he still played in a band! Trumpet in fact. So he was still very fit.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I plan on smoking myself. If I live to be 80. I just can't imagine living past that.

 

[LexCorp]

Some of these old people were treated as celebrities that were pushed around in wheelchairs to show off the family lines. Made me sick.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Wow..I wanna live to be old, but not that old.

 

[redmarvel]

The sad fact is that most of the old folks are put in old age homes. They don't have much contact with people who are having fun. Old folks need children around to keep them looking at the bright side of life.

 

[LexCorp]

Yes indeed, it is hard for them to keep in touch. One lady was 104 and still took care of herself by growin gher own food in a garden...at 104!

 

[Ghostvirus]

Wow. I just read the article. She lives in my state.

One a side note. Does anyone notice that old people have old people names? I think when I have a kid I am going to name them Edna, Clarence. Depending the sex.

 

[LexCorp]

Seymore lol

If you could be in great health by the age I would not have an issue with it.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Yeah that is what worries me the most about getting old. Is the ability not to be able to do the things you once did. Like young kids whoopin you b-ball stuff like that.

 

[LexCorp]

Having to spend your time in a chair looking out the window while your mind slips away. I can't think of anything more scary.

 

[terry78]

Having to spend your time in a chair looking out the window while your mind slips away. I can't think of anything more scary.

You'd rather die while you're coherent? I don't wanna go while I'm still able to comprehend ****.

 

[Prognosticator]

I would enjoy dying on my 100th Birthday

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

They say the C. Lee eats a certain kind of kelp which grants it incredible longevity.

 

[Prognosticator]

They say the C. Lee eats a certain kind of kelp which grants it incredible longevity.

And when you eat that much kelp you're bound to intake a good quantity of C-Leed!
















get it?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

C-Leed Dion ?

 

[LexCorp]

Yeah, I mean I guess it would not be scary if you had no idea that you weer dying....

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm going to have my children take a syringe of air to a vein when I get too old. Heart Explosion! :heart:

 

[LexCorp]

Thats a bit extreme

 

[Prognosticator]

C-Weed

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It's peaceful. Well, until it gets to the heart. Ouchie.

 

[LexCorp]

Ha yeah.

BOOM

oh my heart. What a way to go. Killed by air.

 

[AhabTheArab]

all about how you take care of yourself. nobody wants to live to 100, except the guy who is 99.

 

[LexCorp]

True, it would suck to have all of your friends dead too. Oh and outliving you children would suck.