That children's song/nursery rhyme you thought was nice...yeah..its NOT!

[Spider-Fan83]

my niece got a nursery rhyme book for her birthday, i was just reading throw some of them, and found this one kinda disturbing

Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs, and downstairs,
And in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn't say his prayers!
I took him by the left leg
And threw him down the stairs.

http://www.zelo.com/Family/Nursery/goosey.asp

 

[tzarinna]

I lol'd.

 

[bored]

Its Not Just Nursery Rhymes That Old Cartoon Captain Pugwush Was Filthy And The Power Rangers Does Have Slight Racist Undertones

Black ranger was a black guy, Yellow ranger was Asian, Pink ranger was a girl, and I'll bet money that the Red ranger was a Commie.

 

[TNC9852002]

The Red ranger was like, half Japanese..

-TNC

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I know that each member of the Scooby Doo gang are said represent a drug. I have yet to recall what Fred, Velma and Daphne are supposed to symbolize (but it'll come to me.)

Shaggy and Scooby obviously represent marijuana. What with their laid back attitudes and constant munchy-like appetite.

 

[Abaddon]

there's nothing druggie about Daphne, Fred, and Velma.


I've heard that the Smurf's represent Germans, and Gargamel represented anti-semitic stereotypes.

 

[Majik1387]

Fred and Daphne are Ecstasy.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Fred and Daphne are Ecstasy.

Fred is Ecstasy, yes! And Daphne's cocaine.

 

[AhabTheArab]

what about the lesbo velma? heroin? all the others were done... lsd maybe?

 

[Manic]

there's nothing druggie about Daphne, Fred, and Velma.


I've heard that the Smurf's represent Germans, and Gargamel represented anti-semitic stereotypes.

I thought the Smurfs represented a functioning communist society.

 

[Majik1387]

what about the lesbo velma? heroin? all the others were done... lsd maybe?

She's Opium

 

[spideyboy_1111]

scoob and shag were just beatniks... which ya.. alot of beatniks did drugs, but doesn't mean they represent one...

honestly it's just druggies and people with no lifes trying to associate there hobby... if you want and look for things to believe in... you will find it.

 

[Abaddon]

I thought the Smurfs represented a functioning communist society.

maybe

 

[Tanin]

Gargamel is so the greedy Jew wanting only to make them gold.

 

[Joker]

all that stuff about Lousiana in You Are My Sunshine seems really poorly tacked on and doesnt even rhyme...it seemed like the song was really going somewhere, possibly to the guy making the girl "regret it all" by you know, stabbing her to death in her bed and then stealing the corpse...but then again, maybe i've been listening to too much Misfits lately...

 

[Joker]

Black ranger was a black guy, Yellow ranger was Asian, Pink ranger was a girl, and I'll bet money that the Red ranger was a Commie.

Red Ranger was a Native American...

Also, did anyone notice when the White Ranger came in, he stole the Red Rangers place as leader, and his girlfriend? If we're drawing racist things from the Rangers here, there's a f**king glaring one.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

well technically he was a greedy green ranger first

 

[Sam Fisher]

We all know what Spidey's girlfriend has been smoking

 

[spideyboy_1111]

We all know what Spidey's girlfriend has been smoking

um 1 im gay... and 2 green symbolizes GREED

 

[Sam Fisher]

English

 

[spideyboy_1111]

English

? wtf wasn't english about that? lol

green symbolizes greed it's pretty common knowledge. And as soon as the GREEN ranger came on the scene he STOLE the spot light....

im really not sure what your not getting?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

o wait... you were being dumb and not commenting on my screen name... lol my bad...

haha ... i thought you were commenting on me.. "spideyboy" and that my "girlfriend" was smoking pot... which would be why i was talking about the green ranger...

we were both in confusion

 

[Sam Fisher]

LOL, I didn't even bother to look at your name

 

[spideyboy_1111]

lol, ya it's alright... lol im finding it quite comical now


i was like... what the hell? am i speaking another language?

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Red Ranger was a Native American...

Also, did anyone notice when the White Ranger came in, he stole the Red Rangers place as leader, and his girlfriend? If we're drawing racist things from the Rangers here, there's a f**king glaring one.

i dont remember that the red ranger banged the pink one


that sounds so worngt: