Omegle?

[SapphirePrima]

Anyone ever have random conversations on here? It's kinda fun when you can't sleep, like me now.


omegle.com

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Stranger: HELLOOO
You: YOOOOOOOOO
You: What up?!
Stranger: THE SKY]
You: FURREAL!
You: LOL
Stranger: HEHE
You: You so funnay!
Stranger: OOH THANKS
You: SURE THANG!
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Friends CALL ME rex!111!
Stranger: REX, THE DINOSSAUR
You: RAWR!
Stranger: UAAAARURR

Hahaha.

 

[Gilpesh]

Stranger: Hii
You: you would
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That went well.

 

[Holiday]

Stranger: male?
You: Yep.
Stranger: horny?
You: Nope, haven't been hard in years.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh man... when I get home I'll be on this thing all night.

 

[enterthemadness]

You: Hey

Stranger: ohai

You: I shouldn't be on here, tornado warning is here.

Stranger: where you live?

Stranger: near mo?

Stranger: i live in missouri O_O

Stranger: SHOULD I HIDE TOO?

Stranger: >_<

You: .............haha, I was messing with you. It's nearly 1:30 here in NC.

Stranger: lol ok

You: I can't sleep at all. You?

Stranger: nah

Stranger: i was just talking with this amazing girl on here.

Stranger: now i sad.

You: I'm 21 and a guy, just letting u know.

Stranger: i know lmfao

You: How you know I was 21 and a guy?!?!

Stranger: IM IN YOUR KITCHEN

Stranger: MAKIN A SAMMICH

You: Don't be using my bread and mustard.

Stranger: o shi-

Stranger: *puts sammich back*

You: That's right, oh ****.

You: About as bad as sleep walking Will Ferrell.

Stranger: well anyway

Stranger: bai

Stranger: gonna go find that girl

You: good luck, heard it was a guy.

Stranger: i had proof in the form of *******.

Stranger: so gtfo sir

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[knowsbleed]

That Stranger won... you lost.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Welcome to old stuff.

 

[enterthemadness]

That Stranger won... you lost.

I know, and twice.

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: Thanks for last night.

Stranger: mmm my pleasure

You: .....umm...thanks?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[bullets]

Yeah this got weird . I'm too drowsy for convo though

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey now!
You: hey
You: whare are you from
Stranger: From where am I from?
Stranger: From where am I?
You: sorry tired
Stranger: I am from a land where buildings are built of gold!
Stranger: and blue skys stretch ever onward!
Stranger: This land!
Stranger: Gods land!
You: they have interent there?
You: sorry internet
Stranger: Do you not see the haloed crescent attached to my brow
You: i dont
Stranger: Do you not wish to join me
You: must be y computer
You: sure
Stranger: Don't you want to walk the path?
Stranger: HIS path the almighty
You: id rather get a ride
Stranger: the one he so painstakingly laid down for us the unworthy
Stranger: when he sacrificed his son to forge this bond for us
You: why did he do it if we are not worthy
Stranger: bond... JAMES BOND!
You: word is bond yo
Stranger: trulies
Stranger: how bout some ruby bleils
You: whats that do
Stranger: jedi outcast 2 ring a bell?
You: never played
Stranger: hmm good game I suggest it even though I'm a stranger
You: probably
Stranger: this site is so terribly dirty
Stranger: it must be cleansed
You: with what
Stranger: holy water would be preferable though an acidic bath would work just as well
You: so true
Stranger: I somehow got into a gay cyber fest weird **** that was
You: always happens
You: thats what the internet is really
Stranger: But I am told I performed epically
Stranger: just another sausage fest
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2gQGdeoTAk&feature=channel_page
You: thats gods gift
You: humility
Stranger: this might clear it up a little
Stranger: so long as you don't image a bunch of otakus coming to it
You: thas a good song
Stranger: true
You: how do you know you arent just talking to the internet
Stranger: cause then skynet would've taken over already silly
Stranger: for it is indiscriminate encompassing all genders and mindsets
Stranger: no race can stand before it the lulz hold no affect
You: how do i know yuo arent an agent of skynet
Stranger: cause you'd have already been terminated
Stranger: fleshling
You: ok , glad that is out of the way
You: can never be too sure
Stranger: couldn't be skynet anyways my connection asploded earlier
You: you were probably talking to skynet
Stranger: the absence of skynet maybeh
You: i probably know too much already
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic this is epic
Stranger: ho hum see you mate

 

[knowsbleed]

I know, and twice.



You: Hey



Stranger: hi



You: Thanks for last night.



Stranger: mmm my pleasure



You: .....umm...thanks?





Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Way to follow through on that one.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

There are some major creepers on this website...

 

[SapphirePrima]

lol some of those are hilarious.

 

[knowsbleed]

There are some major creepers on this website...

So I'd fit in?

 

[enterthemadness]

Way to follow through on that one.

Yeah, I get a fail for that one...

 

[Wolfwood]

Yeah it's pretty random fun when you're bored.

...which I am now. Off to omegle.

EDIT: I like to play "To Catch a Predator" on the net.

Stranger: M or f
You: What are you first of all?
Stranger: M
You: Oh okay
You: I'm female lol
Stranger: How old
You: Sorry, I never like answering first XD
You: I'm 13
Stranger: Ohhhh
You: How about you?
Stranger: 16
You: Oh okay, cool beans.
You: Wanna see me in my undies?
Stranger: Ok?
You: PERVERT. I'm calling the cops.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[enterthemadness]

I struck out.

You: Hey

Stranger: I love you

You: Thought so. And thanks for last night btw

Stranger: anytime

You: But not for the STD.

You: You dirty you...

Stranger: im a dude

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[knowsbleed]

Gil, Bamf... moar please.

 

[bullets]

this site creeps me out , lol .

You: hey
Stranger: hey.
You: you again?
Stranger: exactly.
You: awesomeness
You: did you take care of that thing
Stranger: yup.
You: good to hear
You: what else you been up to
Stranger: sex.
You: lots of it i'm sure
Stranger: exactly.
You: whats else is the internet for , am i right
Stranger: true.
You: there are some major creepers out there , so be careful
Stranger: that's alright.

 

[knowsbleed]

i struck out.

You: Hey

stranger: I love you

you: Thought so. And thanks for last night btw

stranger: Anytime

you: But not for the std.

You: You dirty you...

Stranger: Im a dude

your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahhahahahahahaaha!!!

 

[E-Man]

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This should give you plenty of ammo.

 

[enterthemadness]

hahhahahahah!!!

Glad I made someone laughed.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I didn't get a chance to copy and paste, but I came across a peculiar fellow who immediately typed a disclaimer that he was a registered sex offender and that he would be arrested if he did not tell me so. He then proceeded to tell me how stupid people on the internet are and how easy it is to get someone's address...

Yeah, I was freaked.

 

[Gilpesh]

Gil, Bamf... moar please.

It's way to hard to find a conversation partner that will give good comedy.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: whats up
You: Not too much.
You: Just chillin'.
You: You?
Stranger: same i guess
Stranger: m or f
You: It depends on the day...
You: jUST KIDDIING
You: Male.
You: Sorry.
You: Haha.
Stranger: hilarious
Stranger: ...
You: I try.
Stranger: and you fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.