Omegle?

[CelticPredator]

You: I'm jacking it right now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

....

 

[CelticPredator]

I'm playing scary man now...

You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
You: DONT YOU ****ING ASK ME WHAT SEX I AM
You: Or I will kill you....
You: with....
Stranger: okkok
Stranger: ok ok
You: So.
You: Male or Female?
Stranger: female
You: Good.
Stranger: i am 16
You: Is this your computer's IP adress?
You: IP 192.168.1.1??

Stranger: are u there?>
You: I will be there shortly.
Stranger: no......
You: Dont you leave the computer

You think she'll be able to sleep at night?

 

[ross2287]

Stranger: 24 m
You: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: twilight sucks
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wew
Stranger: why??
You: what do you mean why?
You: what, are you dense?
You: are you ******ed or something?
Stranger: dense??
You: clearly you are and i have no time for morons.
You have disconnected.

You: ever drink bailey's from a shoe?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: i've got an anal bead stuck inside me
Stranger: hey
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: i haven't been able to crap in over a week
You: and my pores are starting to excrete some black, viscous substance
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: let me ask you something
Stranger: go on
You: if no one else was around
You: would you let me take a dump on your chest?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: i really like the view i have of your bedroom from my window
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: I get up in the morning and piss excellence. If you can't match that, you'd best hit the "disconnect" button right now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm pretty sure this is a Hypester:

You: ever seen a grown man naked?
Stranger: when i look in the mirror, yeah...
You: me too
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fail on your part
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one was just weird:

Stranger: are you boguslawski?
You: i could be
Stranger: wow astronomy's cool
You: yeah, i like the big dipper
Stranger: it's also bogus
You: and if you want to see a REALLY big dipper, look in my pants
Stranger: like lawksi
You: no, it's actually the opposite
Stranger: lawski like bogus?
You: no
You: more bogus like lawski
Stranger: you mystify me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[CashforStash]

Stranger: Hey
You: i am the best
You: want to know why
Stranger: Y
You: i have a ghostbusters t-shirt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[CConn]

Stranger: hi
You: hi. what's your name?
Stranger: thedy here
Stranger: and u?
You: Oveur.
Stranger: ow cool
You: Thedy...
You: do you like movies about gladiators?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Dew warned you all about the conversation content posted here--especially since the three of us (Dbella included) are getting complaints on it.

But since we're still talking about dropping warm poo on people's chests, anal beads, jacking off and other sordid details, how about we just make this one go away...shall we?