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Batman:
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The Joker grabs the gas mask in his pocket and smashes it across Batman's face. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a joybuzzer. He slips it on his finger and grabs Batman by the hand, hitting him with a taser shock.
"Now Batman, I'm not going to kill you. I mean, it wouldn't be that funny. Besides, I need to let you live. Every comedic preformer needs his straight man."
The Joker walks out the back exit.
"Ta ta for now!"
I wake up on the floor of the alley, a rat too close to my face for comfort. My opening eyes scares it away, as I get up, bones cracking and muscles sore.
That...Joker...tore me apart like I was an ametur. ...Well, I am an ametur, but still, he took me by surprise. If I find him again, I will take him much more seriously.
If? No. I WILL find him again.
I look down and inspect my suit. The acid must have eaten through more then I thought--the hand that he shocked me with was almost compeltely eaten away, which was probably how his "joy buzzer" (God, I feel stupid just thinking like that) was able to take me out.
I walk back to the car and drive back to the Manor. I have a lot of sowing to do...
***
The next night, after I my suit repaired, I investigate a crime scene I heard from last night.
Double-homicide, reports from a woman who was found a few blocks away the scene said that this "gruesome twosome" were attempting to rape her, and both her and several others who collamorated at the scene said that a caucasion man around his mid-fourties in all black brutally murdered the two.
I found this out, when Dick tossed me the newspaper that showed it. I wondered how a reletively small crime would have made print, until I read it.
Turns out, from the description of the man, that he's about the same discription of a vigilantie serial killer who calls himself The Punisher.
I took a look around the area, seeing if there was anything that could help me find this "Punisher." Nothing--wasn't expecting anything but a long shot, anyway. Looks as though I'll have to hunt for him.
***
I continued on my patrol, cutting into the East End, into the Narrows. There's mugging in an alley next to the Onyx club. I stop on the curb and jump out--
BANG BANG.
I run faster into the alley when someone runs out of the alley right in front of me--the man that was being robbed. He runs right into me, looks up at me, screams like a banshee, and runs off. I run into the alley and look into its depths.
He stands with a smoking .45 in his hand, with the man under him, bleeding to death from a massive hole in his chest. He wears all black--pants, shoes, shirt, and trenchcoat. There's almost no color on him--save his pistol, buckles around his belt and gun straps...and a white skull on his shirt.
The Punisher.
Wait...I think I've seen this man before. Where... No. Later. Keep in character.
"You're going to have to answer for that."