PALADIN must be pretty goddamned pissed.

[Hudson]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=14966

How stupid is this?!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

...Never heard of it.

 

[Wolfwood]

So why even name it after the show? Even though it'll have "story points" I'm sure you could get away with just doing a whole new movie without calling it a remake or revisioning of a show.

 

[MoviesKickAss]

A Movie about Eminem being a Bounty Hunter ? LMFAO

 

[Joker]

no...no no no no no...god damn it...god f**king damn it...I loved the show, and they're just raping it...no...that's it, I'm killing Eminem...

 

[Hudson]

I think this constitutes as the ultimate ass rape of a franchise.

 

[Immortalfire]

Speaking of whom, I found Paladin's life verse in the Bible... Proverbs 18:2, "A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion."

 

[Addendum]

I think this constitutes as the ultimate ass rape of a franchise.

Don't forget the horror that was the movie "Wild Wild West" with Will Smith.

The TV show was great stuff.

On second thought, it's better if everyone forgot the movie

 

[Ronny Shade]

sounds terrible

 

[Matt]

HG...WT-INO? :-/

You know, I've been saving this rant for a very special occassion, and I think this has earned it...

DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD! YOU UNORIGINAL ASS CLOWNS! I SWEAR TO ****ING GOD, YOU ****ING MONKEY BOYS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD MOVIE IF THE WRITER WALKED IN AND SHOVED THE SCRIPT UP YOUR ASS, SO INSTEAD YOU DECIDE TO BASTARDIZE ANY FRANCHISE OF YESTER-YEAR BY TURNING IT INTO A ROMANTIC COMEDY AND THROWING IN WHATEVER C-LIST RAP STAR WILL DO IT! I SWEAR, YOU GUYS ARE ****ING IDIOTS! PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES AND LET SMART PEOPLE INHEIRIT HOLLYWOOD!

...end rant.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Let me guess, directed by Uwe Boll?

 

[vindrow]

Let me guess, directed by Uwe Boll?

Please, don't give them any ideas.

 

[Flexo]

Make the pain stop.

Please.

Somebody.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Seriously, what the f**k is this show?

 

[kypade]

For the record, there are many many people working in "hollywood", matt, and I dun think you can blame something like this on all of them. Edit your rant accordingly.

 

[Otis Driftwood]

Why not just rename the movie and save the rights to the original for something worthy of the name? This movie could just as well be called "God-Damn, Homie" or "Suck Lead! I'm White".

 

[Hudson]

Why not just rename the movie and save the rights to the original for something worthy of the name? This movie could just as well be called "God-Damn, Homie" or "Suck Lead! I'm White".

M&M: Bounty Hunter

 

[Joker]

Dogg, The Bounty Hunter...see, it's got 2 g's like Snoop Dogg

 

[Addendum]

Dogg, The Bounty Hunter...see, it's got 2 g's like Snoop Dogg

 

[jaguarr]

It's been highly entertaining watching Eminem try to stay relevant.

jag

 

[Addendum]

It's been highly entertaining watching Eminem try to stay relevant.

jag

Wait...

There was a time when he was relevant?

 

[jaguarr]

Wait...

There was a time when he was relevant?

Unfortunately, yeah. The Slim Shady years had him pushing the envelope in a way that hadn't been done before. Personally, I've never really cared much for him at all, but I won't deny that he's been extremely influential in the past even though he really hasn't made much impact the last several years.

jag

 

[kane9321]

You have got to be kidding me,this cant be real?

 

[That-Guy]

If they were going to do this, why not just do it the way they did "Four Brothers," and just say it was loosely based on an older film (in that case it was "The Sons of Katie Elder") and that way they could feel free to take liberties where they want to and update it as needed, instead of just using the title and changing everything about the story, thus pissing off all the fans?

 

[jaguarr]

If they were going to do this, why not just do it the way they did "Four Brothers," and just say it was loosely based on an older film (in that case it was "The Sons of Katie Elder") and that way they could feel free to take liberties where they want to and update it as needed, instead of just using the title and changing everything about the story, thus pissing off all the fans?

Because that would show respect for the source material and prevent them from trying to ride the coattails of the previous series' name recognition. Ten bucks says this is like "Domino" only more "hardcore, yo!".

jag