Pancakes vs. Waffles

[Sawyer]

Breakfast is over-rated. When I wake up in the morning, I'm not thinking about eating something. I'm looking forward to the day over with as minimal fuss as possible so I can go back to sleep.

Now, pancakes and waffles make a good brinner.

fixed

 

[knowsbleed]

Anyone that prefers pancakes over waffles is a self-obsessed **** that deserves a maple syrup enema.

Anyone that prefers waffles over pancakes likes to sip on their pretentious snifter, wearing a *****e-ish smoking jacket while spinning on their snobbish vibrators which firmly holds their spinal cords straight because without it... they'd be more limp than the US after we're done with and pull out of Iraq.

 

[knowsbleed]

btw... I don't condone pulling out because it's not 100% effective. But if you prefer waffles to pancakes, you are probably sterile anyway so it doesn't matter.

 

[Sawyer]

Anyone that prefers waffles over pancakes likes to sip on their pretentious snifter, wearing a *****e-ish smoking jacket while spinning on their snobbish vibrators which firmly holds their spinal cords straight because without it... they'd be more limp than the US after we're done with and pull out of Iraq.

HEY!!!!!









My smoking jacket is the furthest thing from "*****e-ish".

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Anyone that prefers pancakes over waffles is obviously a doodoo head cooty queen.

 

[JP]

Who you callin' a cooty queen, you link licker?

 

[knowsbleed]

Pickle both of you kumquat waffle eaters.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Don't make me bust out the comebacks from Hook, math tutor!

 

[SpideyInATree]

Like it matters. They're both chock full of yummy.

Seriously!

That's like asking a straight guy do you like boobs or vagina? It's like, dude, I love them both and can't wait to get my mouth on them.

 

[knowsbleed]

Speaking of boobs... what's the big deal? Who needs more than a handful? Waffles suck.

 

[SuperFerret]

Nobody needs more than a handful, but it's like all you can eat pancakes.

 

[Sawyer]

Speaking of boobs... what's the big deal? Who needs more than a handful? Waffles suck.

You suck.

 

[E-Man]

Yep. Bob Evans is a chain of restaurants like Eat n Barf, but soooooooooo much better.

There are no Bob Evans restaurants within 50 miles of me.

 

[knowsbleed]

Nobody needs more than a handful, but it's like all you can eat pancakes.

So, they look good until I overindulge myself, then I feel sick for the rest of the day and the very thought of them makes me want to purge myself?

You suck.

Saying "you suck" sucks... more than waffles. Let's not do that again.

 

[JP]

Aw man, another titty topic?

 

[knowsbleed]

Aw man, another titty topic?

Well, they're not my top pick.

 

[SuperFerret]

So, they look good until I overindulge myself, then I feel sick for the rest of the day and the very thought of them makes me want to purge myself?

I guess...

Aw man, another titty topic?

Sorry, I just don't like breakfast sausage.

 

[Sawyer]

I mean, i'm not saying that pancakes dont serve any purpose or anything.... I'm sure they make a wonderful alternative to toilet paper.

 

[JP]

I guess...



Sorry, I just don't like breakfast sausage.

OM NOM OM NOM NOM

 

[knowsbleed]

I bet Hitler was a big waffle fan.

 

[SuperFerret]

Hitler preferred crepes.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

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just came to mind...

 

[Sawyer]

I bet Hitler was a big waffle fan.

He was a monster, but that doesn't make them any less delicious. Try again.

 

[knowsbleed]

IHOP > Waffle House

'nuff said.

 

[JP]

IHOP > Waffle House

'nuff said.

IHOP serves waffles.