Paramedic stops guy from sawing his own arms off!

[Enriquespy]

The puns here are getting out of hand.

 

[Piper Maru]

We're really losing our grip here, I apologize.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

this is really becoming a hands-off subject here...

 

[Pink Ranger]

The whole thread deserves a big face-palm, but I don't think it's possible in this case.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

good thing he DIDN'T have his arms removed... if he wound up in a mental institution, it would have made a straitjacket pretty much useless, dontcha think?

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

We're really losing our grip here, I apologize.

imagine if he had succeeded and then had to go to the bathroom... D'OH!

 

[Piper Maru]

He wouldn't be able to handle the situation!

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

not happenin' if he had succeeded in losing those arms---->

 

[Sawyer]

He's a real knight in shining ARMor.

 

[Piper Maru]

Yeah he's an army of one.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

if he HAD lost those arms, you guys would be so lucky that he'd be unable to b***hslap you both for those remarks...

 

[Sawyer]

if he HAD lost those arms, you guys would be so lucky that he'd be unable to b***hslap you both for those remarks...

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[THUNDERSTRIKE]

[YT]e-i7rz9CsIM[/YT]

good thing he DIDN'T lose those arms... I'd have to take 'em and beat you to death with 'em...

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Well, if he'd lost them, at least he wouldn't have to fear losing to a Wookie.

 

[Piper Maru]

Please don't resort to strong-arm tactics.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

if we keep on with these posts, I'm eventually gonna wind up being stumped for a clever response...