Parents Unable to Name Son "4real"

[Lord Valumart]

Isn't Nic Cage's baby named Kal-el?

but Nic Cage can do no wrong...plus that kid will forever be called Kal...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Nic Cage can do alot of wrong.....-cough- Ghost Rider. -cough-

 

[terry78]

So you're gonna have a baby that looks like Nicolas Cage, an underage korean girl, AND his name is gonna be Kal-El. Yeah, he won't get beat up.

 

[Manic]

Nic Cage can do alot of wrong.....-cough- Ghost Rider. -cough-

And Wicker Man

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

My best friend's wife is a Nurse and she cares for babies at a hospital and 2 kids middle names were "Lil Dollar" and "Half Dollar".

are you serious?! lawl.

 

[RockSP]

Like that's really any better. Let's review the names of Michael Jackson's 2 artificially inseminated kids, and the sperm donor son...

Prince Michael Jackson (okay, not bad)
Paris Michael Katherine Jackson (her middle name is Michael )
Prince Michael Jackson II aka Blanket (he named his second Prince... again)

A dumb nickname can and probably will be outgrown. A dumb birthname CAN be changed but he'd have to live with it for years before he could legally do it...

 

[imdaly]

are you serious?! lawl.

You mean, is he 4real?






"Surely, you can't be for real."

"As a matter of fact, I AM 4real, so stop calling me Shirley"

 

[RockSP]

You mean, is he 4real?






"Surely, you can't be for real."

"As a matter of fact, I AM 4real, so stop calling me Shirley"

That was so stupid it was actually funny

 

[The Lizard]

let's see

Andres Lestat Alejandro
America Nirvana
Angelle Luzbel
Rodrigo Liam
Juliet Victoria

there's the names of my kids, at least they're not names 4real

"Lestat" is OK when hidden between Andres and Alejandro, but I have to honestly admit that I snickered a bit at America Nirvana. Sorry about that.

 

[AhabTheArab]

so wait, i can't name my kid "7" anymore? but i love micky mantle....

 

[Jennifer Walters]

America Ferrera's name always made me laugh for some reason, I don't know why.

 

[RockSP]

so wait, i can't name my kid "7" anymore? but i love micky mantle....

Just spell it "Seven" like Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu did.

 

[Kritish]

I’m glad that there’s countries where you can’t name your kid whatever the hell you like. There’s jackasses here who name their kids “Yoda” or “Metallica”. These people don’t understand that the name you have influences your development and your personality. Not to mention the constant wedgies you’ll expose your child to if you name them Yoda.

 

[Noir]

I'm naming my kid "****edatbirth"

 

[blind_fury]

What wrong with naming your child like their a contestant on Flava of Love?

"Yo baby, welcome to the world. Imma name you Buckwild! Over there, that's your sister "Like Dat", I named her that cuz she's LIKE DAT!!! You know wut time it iz cuz!!!"

 

[RockSP]

Teacher taking attendance:

"Billy Hall?"

"here"

"Lisa Jameson?"

"here"

"Deeznutz Jenkins?"

".........(sigh)...........here"

 

[SLVRSR4]

some dude in Ohio legally changed his name to Optimus Prime.

I must change my name and challenge him to a duel

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Why not name him Foreal?

 

[The Dude]

They wanted to name me Florence. Who names a boy Florence?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Idiots.

 

[The Man Of 16]

Did they try naming their kid Forizzle?

 

[Manic]

I remember having this conversation about names with someone. Apparently, you can names girls almost anything you want. They can get away with weird names, especially if they're pretty. A boy, on the other hand, can't have a weird name. Giving a boy a weird or even remotely feminine name will turn him into:

A.) A target for other kids
B.) A bully to compensate for the horrible name
C.) A jock (also to compensate)
D.) The class clown, because he'll learn to be quick-witted.

 

[Boom]

Is dis **** 4 real?

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

People really should be given a common sense test, with questions like, if you have a kid what are some potential names you'd like to give it. If people answer 4Real, Blanket, Apple, Kal-El, they must get thier tubes tied or a vasectomy

Sadly my oldest sister named her kid Apple.

 

[Tyrinus]

Sadly my oldest sister named her kid Apple.

You should deliberately call the kid by every other fruit name you can think of just to annoy your sister and make her see how ridiculous it sounds.