Names you can't name your kids

[Manic]

I kid you not, a cousin of mine named her kids Jayden and Jaelin. I wanted to slap her, but I had to get in line behind a doctor, a nun, a stewardess, a boxer, a woman with a revolver...

 

[zeroapoc]

Kyle

 

[Anubis]

Exstacy.

 

[Manic]

Exstacy.

A perfectly acceptable name for a stripper.

 

[NickNitro]

Nick

 

[Thundercrack85]

I forget who made the joke, but our use of Biblical names is rather arbitrary.

Michael is quite popular. Noah was as well. But why aren't there more Methuselah's?

 

[zeroapoc]

Or Hepzibah. Who would want their little girl named that?

 

[TheWiseGuy487]

I think it's cruel to name a boy Tyler.

Kyle

Really?

I've known some people with those names, and they're all pretty stand up people.

 

[zeroapoc]

[sarcasm]Impossible[/sarcasm]

 

[Thundercrack85]

Or Hepzibah. Who would want their little girl named that?

Still sounds better than Zoe.

 

[Manic]

I forget who made the joke, but our use of Biblical names is rather arbitrary.

Michael is quite popular. Noah was as well. But why aren't there more Methuselah's?

Because people associate the name with a really really old man?

I knew a Hezekiah. There's a Biblical name you hardly see.

 

[Anubis]

A perfectly acceptable name for a stripper.

Exactly. .....

 

[moviedoors]

I forget who made the joke, but our use of Biblical names is rather arbitrary.

Michael is quite popular. Noah was as well. But why aren't there more Methuselah's?

Now we're talking. We could use more Methuselah's. We need more truly awesome names. When was the last time you met a Sherlock or a Toshiro?

 

[Lantern Venom]

Kyle

Kyle Rayner

Kyle Reese

That's pretty good company to keep.

 

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