Personal Questions

[X-Chick]

ZING!!

Oh, c'mon we're nice guys! (at least ck, Boom and I are!) t:

nah, i just meant guys in general. one especially. you three are okay.

 

[Superman79]

PLUS...if you screw up your own case, are you going to sue yourself for malpractice?

lol.

good point. Though I would really have nothing to worry about with a jury trial. Every clinic trial I've had, juries love me

 

[ck51100]

you three are okay.

Awwww.....you made me feel all warm and fuzzy t:

 

[Superman79]

nah, i just meant guys in general. one especially. you three are okay.

ok, thanks XC

we try t:

 

[Kaboom]

good point. Though I would really have nothing to worry about with a jury trial. Every clinic trial I've had, juries love me

my first clinic.....we had a real jury.

and 2 judges (both were well established lawyers not qactual judges. one presided over the case, the other watched).

both of the judges HATED me and told me i screwed up our entire case. I was the plaintiffs lawyer. The thing about the clinic was we got to watch the jury deliberate but we werent allowed to say anything.

one judge went out for a glass of a water.

the jury started deliberating. and by start i mean the fore person said "so obviously the defendant is guilty. how much are we going to award the plaintiff. another juror said..."oh i remember 6 million. he wrote the number in the air with his fake pen"

they wrote the verdict and handed it in. took a minute tops.
the other judge got back with the water. judge number 1 said "we have a verdict".

judge 2 replied "that was quick...but i figured."

judge 1 "no..no....the plaintiffs won."

then they had the gall to still tell me i was awful, and that i didnt make the award amount we were seeking clear enough.

 

[Superman79]

my first clinic.....we had a real jury.

and 2 judges (both were well established lawyers not qactual judges. one presided over the case, the other watched).

both of the judges HATED me and told me i screwed up our entire case. I was the plaintiffs lawyer. The thing about the clinic was we got to watch the jury deliberate but we werent allowed to say anything.

one judge went out for a glass of a water.

the jury started deliberating. and by start i mean the fore person said "so obviously the defendant is guilty. how much are we going to award the plaintiff. another juror said..."oh i remember 6 million. he wrote the number in the air with his fake pen"

they wrote the verdict and handed it in. took a minute tops.
the other judge got back with the water. judge number 1 said "we have a verdict".

judge 2 replied "that was quick...but i figured."

judge 1 "no..no....the plaintiffs won."

then they had the gall to still tell me i was awful, and that i didnt make the award amount we were seeking clear enough.

whoa, that rather sucks.
I can't believe they actually had the jury deliberate in front of you...that has never happened to me. At least you won. How'd your client feel?

 

[Halcohol]

Why are boys sketchy?

Because you have something we want, but most of us have no idea how to get it.

 

[Babs Gordon]

That calls for craftiness. Not sketchiness, Hal.

 

[ck51100]

That calls for craftiness. Not sketchiness, Hal.

Hmmmm.....craftiness. How to be crafty. I guess I am going to need felt, popsicle sticks, pipe cleaners, and glue sticks.

Babs, exactly how is this going to help me with the ladies?

 

[Kaboom]

whoa, that rather sucks.
I can't believe they actually had the jury deliberate in front of you...that has never happened to me. At least you won. How'd your client feel?

my fake client won a fake six million dollars. it was a clinic.

and they had the jury deliberate in front of us, so we could watch how juries interact with eachother, so we could see what works and what doesnt.

our "judges" were actually attorneys who had been "helping" us along during the preparation of the case. I didnt get along with them from the very outset. Apparently lawyers who have been practicing for twenty years dont like being proved wrong with case law by snoody 3Ls

so winning the case in convincing fashion doing everything against his "recommendations" was actually quite rewarding.

 

[Le Diable Blanc]

Because you have something we want

Speak for yourself dude

 

[Babs Gordon]

Hmmmm.....craftiness. How to be crafty. I guess I am going to need felt, popsicle sticks, pipe cleaners, and glue sticks.

Babs, exactly how is this going to help me with the ladies?

Give it to a small child in front of a lady. It'll work, trust me.

 

[ck51100]

Give it to a small child in front of a lady. It'll work, trust me.

Gotcha. Thanks for the insight. How was your day?

 

[Babs Gordon]

Meh. My last class sucked. The kids were on the crack that is monday lunch.

 

[ck51100]

Meh. My last class sucked. The kids were on the crack that is monday lunch.

Sorry to hear that. I just talked to a friend of mine who teaches middle school and they said that they had to break up a fight today....kids going nuts.

 

[Babs Gordon]

I've broken up like 7 fights this year. It's no biggie. Boys like to punch.

 

[ck51100]

I've broken up like 7 fights this year. It's no biggie. Boys like to punch.

That does seem to be a common way to handle problems....

 

[ck51100]

edit

 

[Babs Gordon]

So let's reiterate the question for everyone.

If you could make out anywhere, where would you make out? (either places you have or haven't made out in before, doesn't matter)

 

[ck51100]

So let's reiterate the question for everyone.

If you could make out anywhere, where would you make out? (either places you have or haven't made out in before, doesn't matter)

I say either in the shower or a lake

 

[WorthyStevens]

Baseball field. Again.

Baseball and kissing are two of my favorite things, so why not combine them together.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Cyclops and Archangel back when he had his metal wings.

I'm late on this, but .

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

So let's reiterate the question for everyone.

If you could make out anywhere, where would you make out? (either places you have or haven't made out in before, doesn't matter)

It would be on top of a mountain in which I'd promptly die from lack of oxygen.

 

[Superman79]

my fake client won a fake six million dollars. it was a clinic.

and they had the jury deliberate in front of us, so we could watch how juries interact with eachother, so we could see what works and what doesnt.

our "judges" were actually attorneys who had been "helping" us along during the preparation of the case. I didnt get along with them from the very outset. Apparently lawyers who have been practicing for twenty years dont like being proved wrong with case law by snoody 3Ls

so winning the case in convincing fashion doing everything against his "recommendations" was actually quite rewarding.

oh I see.

Our clinic we actually have real clients and do a lot of family law, elder law, and some mild criminal stuff...so we actually practice as attorneys under the supervision of the head of the clinic.t:

 

[Superman79]

I've broken up like 7 fights this year. It's no biggie. Boys like to punch.

mmmm....punch. I like it when you mix ginger ale in it t:

oh, wait...not THAT kind of punch...