Peta wants Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk

[BlackLantern]

The Onion isn't funny....ever

 

[MaskedManJRK]

thats the onion, come on no one is that stupid

Hate to burst your bubble, but it is real:

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

 

[BlackLantern]

PETA is stupid...I hope Ingrid Newkirk gets run over by a bull or something

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milks

 

[MaskedManJRK]

PETA is stupid...I hope Ingrid Newkirk gets run over by a bull or something

Bulls**t meets bulls**t, right?

 

[The Chairman]

PETA's most outspoken celebrity member is Pamela Anderson, so there's your intellect level.

Paul McCartney is also very active in it, or at least was.

PETA is insane. I don't know why we still have to fund their existence, they've broken enough laws and pisse doff enough people where they should be abolished.

 

[CashforStash]

And we had a thread about this a while ago...

 

[Magneto29]

Love how they care more for the cows than the humans. Breastmilk is like blood; a lot of nasty things can get passed on...

 

[BlackLantern]

If, by some cosmic miracle, they do that...I wonder what the label would look like... a big pair of cartoon jugs or something?

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I can see the new Got Milk ad campaign already...

 

[Addendum]

I can see the new Got Milk ad campaign already...

With Milena Velba as the spokesperson.

 

[BlackLantern]

With Milena Velba as the spokesperson.

who...?

 

[Addendum]

Check the picture

 

[Metamorpho1977]

With Milena Velba as the spokesperson.

Why not?!?

 

[BlackLantern]

jeezus...it's like she's smuggling toddlers

 

[SLVRSR4]

Brilliant! Call it "Yummy Mummy". Get the labels printed up. Let's go!

jag

that's already a cereal not in the same context of course.

 

[Star]

I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milks

What a coincidence! ME TOO

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What a coincidence! ME TOO

Breast milk tea party at my house!

 

[AndThePickles]

Breast milk tea party at my house!

Ew, no wonder you smell so sour

 

[Lighthouse]

I'm surprised by how many people feel this is disgusting. Why is it disgusting? The only reason I don't agree with it is because it's impractical. With a cow its just a cow, but with a human, you start getting into wages, benefits, sexual harrasment, giving flexible hours, etc, etc......

 

[Addendum]

I'm surprised by how many people feel this is disgusting. Why is it disgusting? The only reason I don't agree with it is because it's impractical. With a cow its just a cow, but with a human, you start getting into wages, benefits, sexual harrasment, giving flexible hours, etc, etc......

Ok. Next time you're at home visiting the parents and you happen to want some milk and cookies, instead of getting that gallon of milk from the fridge and pouring a glass, take that glass to your mother and ask her to fill it up with what you used to drink when you were a baby.

 

[Lighthouse]

Ok. Next time you're at home visiting the parents and you happen to want some milk and cookies, instead of getting that gallon of milk from the fridge and pouring a glass, take that glass to your mother and ask her to fill it up with what you used to drink when you were a baby.

I'm just saying that having breast milk in ice cream isn't any more disgusting than having it from a cow. And why would I have to get it from my mom. Why wouldn't I get that one from the fridge as well from my grocer?

 

[Addendum]

You're missing the point. Instead of the milk coming from a cow, it'd be coming from mothers. Perhaps even your mother. Do you really want to drink your mother's breast milk, or breast milk from someone else's mother?

So instead of using ice cream, I used milk and cookies as a more vivid example since you didn't grasp any disgusting part.

 

[Lighthouse]

You're missing the point. Instead of the milk coming from a cow, it'd be coming from mothers. Perhaps even your mother. Do you really want to drink your mother's breast milk, or breast milk from someone else's mother?

I guess I just don't find it that disgusting. Between coming from a bovine animal and mothers, is it really that much more disgusting? I mean if the milk was pasteurized and processed like all cows milk is, then I probably wouldn't have much of a problem with it, no.

And no I wouldn't get it directly from my mom. I don't drink dairy milk directly from a cows udder either.

 

[Addendum]

But you got it directly from your mother when you were an infant. Why not now?