Philosophical Drunkness

[Master Chief]

LoL, I have a whole notebook of these if I ever wrote them down but I haven't because I come up with them after a few pitchers of beer.

I digress, I'll just share my favorite 2 in hopes you can all share something with me. you don't have to be drunked, just like, yeah, awesome personal philosophy quotes. anyhoo fave 2:

"The world is Hell and people are its flames."
"Smoking feels like heaven because it brings you closer to it."

 

[Immortalfire]

I thought I told you to stay out of Mirko's liquor cabinet.

 

[Master Chief]

Didn't say anything about his stash of mary jane, LoL. :heart:

 

[JLBats]

Even if I were drunk right now, I'd still feel like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA

 

[Master Chief]

I'd applaud your wit, but you had to use a video to get your point across so it cancels out.

 

[The Lizard]

LoL, I have a whole notebook of these if I ever wrote them down but I haven't because I come up with them after a few pitchers of beer.

Just as well, because they never seem quite as clever when one is sober.

 

[JLBats]

I'd applaud your wit, but you had to use a video to get your point across so it cancels out.

WTF?

Why would you applaud my wit for that AT ALL, no matter how I did it?
I was just EXPRESSING the BELIEF that I think your drunk philosophizing is maybe... not so great?

I suppose I could've done it in a very cutting way, with all the verbosity of a satirical New Yorker cartoon from the 1920s, but DUDE

did you REALLY think your drunk rambles thread merited that?
lol
If so, that's pretty much the most egotistical thing I've ever heard.

Noooo0000oooo, I think I was quite alright linking to a Billy Madison video.
It said all I would've had to say anyway.

 

[TEDDY]

So how much of this should I drink before my inner philosopher is unleashed?


TEDDY?

 

[Honey Vibe]

LoL, I have a whole notebook of these if I ever wrote them down but I haven't because I come up with them after a few pitchers of beer.

I digress, I'll just share my favorite 2 in hopes you can all share something with me. you don't have to be drunked, just like, yeah, awesome personal philosophy quotes. anyhoo fave 2:

"The world is Hell and people are its flames."
"Smoking feels like heaven because it brings you closer to it."

 

[TEDDY]

 

[Master Chief]

I'd start with the Burnett's TEDDY, then move on up like the Jeffersons until thoughts scream at you, hHahha.

WTF?

Why would you applaud my wit for that AT ALL, no matter how I did it?
I was just EXPRESSING the BELIEF that I think your drunk philosophizing is maybe... not so great?

I suppose I could've done it in a very cutting way, with all the verbosity of a satirical New Yorker cartoon from the 1920s, but DUDE

did you REALLY think your drunk rambles thread merited that?
lol
If so, that's pretty much the most egotistical thing I've ever heard.

Noooo0000oooo, I think I was quite alright linking to a Billy Madison video.
It said all I would've had to say anyway.

LoL, aight, I'm not gonna antagonize you any further, I don't want to have to read essays.

 

[Sloth7d]

And thus a famous drunk once said, "Bro before hoes."

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

Getting drunk alone at home then coming on a superhero message board to post what you think is clever = epic fail

 

[Majic Walrus]

^

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I've never been drunk but I've been plenty philosophical, especially right now.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Getting drunk alone at home

is for middle-aged burnouts on their third divorce.

 

[Master Chief]

Getting drunk alone at home then coming on a superhero message board to post what you think is clever = epic fail

I don't post here when I'm drunk. I may post here when I'm tipsy and that's only because I'm multitasking while writing a paper for school.

I came up with these while I WAS drunk.

...It'd kind of worry me that so many people took the title at face value, but then again I shouldn't have expected anything more from this community.

 

[JLBats]

LoL, aight, I'm not gonna antagonize you any further, I don't want to have to read essays.

Did the alcohol CONTRIBUTE to the short attention span?

 

[Master Chief]

Nop, I'm just not willing to put time into stuff I couldn't care less about.

 

[JLBats]

lol.

You're such a bastard.

But you totally just gave the short form answer for why I posted a video instead of taking time to say something witty.
Even after you criticized it!
Irony?

:heart:

 

[Master Chief]

LoL, I'd hop into a whole description of how linking takes more effort than typing but **** it, fair game

 

[Logan's Runt]

I didn't read the thread, I just love MC. :heart:

 

[JLBats]

LoL, I'd hop into a whole description of how linking takes more effort than typing but **** it, fair game

I have it favorited. About as much cranial effort as putting a smiley.

Like these:

But let's get back to the topic at hand, I guess, because despite how your observations were just weird and pointless, I think it's worth chattin' upon.

Has anybody ever had like a serious, genuine revelation while drunk?
I spoke to Moses!

 

[Nirvana]

So how much of this should I drink before my inner philosopher is unleashed?


TEDDY?

Some good choices there.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Some good choices there.

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mineeeeeee! :heart: