Pimp my signature!

[Skullbearer]

Popsicles are people too!

 

[Tangled Web]

Ooh, how about:
Christianity would be great if it weren't for ****ing Fred Phelps.

(That fool from Kansas.)

 

[DareDemon]

Thats not what my bible says

(note to self: Throw holy water in my eyes for having read something a......EWWWWW...Christian posted.)

Really? There are some things I don't know much about Catholics, but I didn't know we had a different Bible. Hmm....in Christianity, all you have to do to go to heaven is accept God/Jesus into your heart, then follow him (obviously that's the very bare minimum and it's probably a good idea to more). What are the requirements in Catholicism (hope I didn't butcher that word)?

 

[DareDemon]

Ooh, how about:
Christianity would be great if it weren't for ****ing Fred Phelps.

(That fool from Kansas.)

I do not like that man at all. I kinda want to protest at his funeral (which'll prolly be withen the next few years)

 

[Tangled Web]

Really? There are some things I don't know much about Catholics, but I didn't know we had a different Bible. Hmm....in Christianity, all you have to do to go to heaven is accept God/Jesus into your heart, then follow him (obviously that's the very bare minimum and it's probably a good idea to more). What are the requirements in Catholicism (hope I didn't butcher that word)?

We have the same Bible. You know, Catholics were the very first Christians.

Christianity is like the United States and Catholicism is like a state. So you're not Catholic or Christian. If your're Catholic then yes, you're a Christian. Not all CHristians are Catholic, some are Protestant and othervariants of this.

 

[Matt]

Really? There are some things I don't know much about Catholics, but I didn't know we had a different Bible. Hmm....in Christianity, all you have to do to go to heaven is accept God/Jesus into your heart, then follow him (obviously that's the very bare minimum and it's probably a good idea to more). What are the requirements in Catholicism (hope I didn't butcher that word)?

In Catholicism, you have to go to church every week, give them money, treat the pope as you would God, hate gay people, look down upon other religions (pretty much all of them), not use birth control, follow the commandments to a T, confess your sins to some nosey old guy, and I think you're not allowed to masterbait either...

Then....you have a chance of getting into Heaven...but even then, its only about 50/50.

 

[Tangled Web]

I do not like that man at all. I kinda want to protest at his funeral (which'll prolly be withen the next few years)

From your lips to God's ears.

 

[Man-Thing]

In Catholicism, you have to go to church every week, give them money, treat the pope as you would God, hate gay people, look down upon other religions (pretty much all of them), not use birth control, follow the commandments to a T, confess your sins to some nosey old guy, and I think you're not allowed to masterbait either...

Then....you have a chance of getting into Heaven...but even then, its only about 50/50.

Sorry, for hijacking your thread, but why do you as a Catholic believe Jesus came to Earth?

 

[Matt]

Sorry, for hijacking your thread, but why do you as a Catholic believe Jesus came to Earth?

The priest was going to tell us last week...but he said first we had to pass around the collection tray...I guess I didn't give enough, because those teenage bouncers in the white robes kicked me out before he would say

 

[Tangled Web]

Sorry, for hijacking your thread, but why do you as a Catholic believe Jesus came to Earth?

The same reason you as a Protestant believes he did. We have the same belief system buddy, we're not a differetnt religion, just a different denomination.

 

[DareDemon]

We have the same Bible. You know, Catholics were the very first Christians.

Christianity is like the United States and Catholicism is like a state. So you're not Catholic or Christian. If your're Catholic then yes, you're a Christian. Not all CHristians are Catholic, some are Protestant and othervariants of this.

Yeah, I meant other parts of Christianity other than Catholics, but I mis-said it.

In Catholicism, you have to go to church every week, give them money, treat the pope as you would God, hate gay people, look down upon other religions (pretty much all of them), not use birth control, follow the commandments to a T, confess your sins to some nosey old guy, and I think you're not allowed to masterbait either...

Then....you have a chance of getting into Heaven...but even then, its only about 50/50.

Ouch.

From your lips to God's ears.

If you mean I shouldn't say bad things about Fred Phelps, what I meant was he's old, and old people have a higer chance of dying then younger people. And I'm not really gonna protest his funeral, just a joke.

 

[Matt]

The same reason you as a Protestant believes he did. We have the same belief system buddy, we're not a differetnt religion, just a different denomination.

heh yep.

The only difference is, we are snotty, stick up our ass, New England intellectuals and West Coast extremists, while you guys are southern, NASCAR watching, hillbillies.

But despite all of that...we need to team up against the real threat...the damn Mormons in Utah

 

[Man-Thing]

The same reason you as a Protestant believes he did. We have the same belief system buddy, we're not a differetnt religion, just a different denomination.

I wasn't asking "all Catholics", but just Matt. I'm very familar with Catholicism, I have a copy of the newest catechism.

 

[Matt]

I wasn't asking "all Catholics", but just Matt. I'm very familar with Catholicism, I have a copy of the newest catechism.

To answer your question seriously, I believe Jesus came to earth to ensure that people could be cleansed of original sin and would earn a place in his Kingdom upon death.

 

[DareDemon]

heh yep.

The only difference is, we are snotty, stick up our ass, New England intellectuals and West Coast extremists, while you guys are southern, NASCAR watching, hillbillies.

But despite all of that...we need to team up against the real threat...the damn Mormons in Utah

I'm a Menonite, can I join up? (also, please stereotype us. I have no idea)

 

[hippie_hunter]

I <3 hippie_hunter

 

[Matt]

I'm a Menonite, can I join up? (also, please stereotype us. I have no idea)

You damn pinkos are too scared to fight! What are you guys gonna do when it comes time for The Crusades, part II? (this time we're going after Utah )

 

[DareDemon]

Muahaha

 

[eXperiment]

How about,

MATT: Gift of God................and Devil

 

[hippie_hunter]

My ears, the earplugs do nothing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Qx1d4RKQc&search=Paris Hilton

 

[dr venture]

How about this quote

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it"

George W. Bush

 

[Aiden]

My ears, the earplugs do nothing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Qx1d4RKQc&search=Paris%20Hilton

ARGH!!!

Who the hell would give her a record deal???

It's a shame that decent bands and artists can't get a deal yet she can

 

[Asr]

Quote a random Hypester's post, like me.

 

[The Squirrel]

Are Presidential quotes okay?
"I do not find in modern Christianity [...] one redeeming feature."
- Thomas Jefferson.

Wheres the rest of that quote?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Are Presidential quotes okay?
"I do not find in modern Christianity [...] one redeeming feature."
- Thomas Jefferson.

By modern he means 18th century christianity. You are aware of that, correct

Matt, it doesn't matter what you put, my avvy and sig will always beat yours