The Amazing Spider-Man Pitch your Spidey wisecracks

[Jordacar]

There's a bunch of mob bosses playing poker or having some private function. Spidey bursts through a window/skylight

"Have you gentlemen heard the good news about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?"

I could kinda see it. "Hello gentlemen, could you spare a moment to talk about the lord?"

 

[Nathan]

Religion jokes aren't funny at all.

 

[Marvel Spider]

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[Marvel Spider]

Edit: double post

 

[That person]

Religion jokes aren't funny at all.

I thought it was hilarious. Anyhow, I sort of envisioned a scene where Spidey busts up a drug deal saying something like "Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that those are NOT M&M's. But even if I'm wrong, I really freaking love M&M's, so I think I'll take that bag.

 

[That person]

Religion jokes aren't funny at all.

I thought it was hilarious. Anyhow, I sort of envisioned a scene where Spidey busts up a drug deal saying something like "Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that those are NOT M&M's. But even if I'm wrong, I really freaking love M&M's, so I think I'll take that bag.