Pointless Facts Thread

[Hades]

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE

Then why can't i lift weights with my tongue.

 

[passerby]

you can get a cow drunk by feeding it apples

 

[passerby]

Then why can't i lift weights with my tongue.

i think they compare it by the size of the tongue

 

[passerby]

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated

 

[passerby]

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

 

[passerby]

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite

 

[passerby]

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses ;-)

 

[Hades]

Women have sacks of fat attacthed to their chests

I like to refer to these as fun bags.

 

[passerby]

If you lick the back of a Big Red wrapper(the wrapper that holds all the gum) and you stick it on your forehead, you get a very red mark

 

[Hades]

No matter how hard you wish

You can not fly. You'll just smash into the ground. Peter Pan is a lying *****ebag.

 

[passerby]

No matter how hard you wish

You can not fly. You'll just smash into the ground. Peter Pan is a lying *****ebag.

maybe he ment in your next lifetime

 

[Griffin]

Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.

 

[Griffin]

our nose and ears never stop growing.

 

[Hades]

muscleforsupes is mentally ******ed.

 

[Griffin]

Men get hiccups more often than women do

 

[Griffin]

Two dogs survived the sinking of Titanic, yes that's right, two DOGS survived. They escaped on early lifeboats carrying so few people that no one objected. Miss Margaret Hays of New York brought her Pomeranian with her in lifeboat No. 7, while Henry Sleeper Harper of the publishing family boarded boat No. 3 with his Pekinese, Sun Yat Sen.

 

[Hades]

I have large nipples.

 

[Griffin]

The rear smokestack of Titanic was false in reality, but in the movie there are atleast 2 shots that i saw that had smoke coming from all four stacks. Tsk-tsk. Silly mistakes to make don't you think? (ok, that's not really a useless fact, but... well.... I think I'm addicted to that movie and boat now! *g*)

 

[Griffin]

I have large nipples.

why would we want to know that

 

[Iceman]

I have large nipples.

How many?

 

[Griffin]

Australia is the only place in the world with 25 types of fleas

 

[Griffin]

There are three tails on the hat of the Grand High Exhalted Mystic Ruler of the Raccoons

 

[Griffin]

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

 

[Griffin]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

 

[Griffin]

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.