Police on horseback

The whole idea is as stupid as cops on bicycles.

 

haha you said asses!

 

i too have wondered about their need. crowd control i can see, but on a day to day basis... i don't know. i don't live anywhere near a city so i'm not a good judge. i guess it would be faster to intercept some bad dude. you could use your awesome cavalry skills and take the guy down and then the horse would like, poop on him or something...

i digress.

 

Now that's something I have a hard time taking seriously.

 

Let's leave no rock not looked under or corner not peered around to find something to complain about!

 

Just what we need, more bow-legged cops to laugh at.

 

I guess everyone should have a hobby.

 

i was thinking about this just recently as i drove by an officer on horseback infront of the movie theater at the mall.

i was like wtf is the point of that?? what about the horse sh_tting all over the place.

i say nay in urban areas. pretty dumb. maybe i should invent the horse diaper for horse carriages. like a horse troff for there butt.

 

Horses can drop up to 70 pounds of poop each day.

 

Yeah, I guess it depends on what mass of people you murder.

 

I used to work on a horse farm......once you shovel crap for work....no matter what happens later, the rest of the day isn't too bad.

 

The most ridiculous thing I see, which I think goes on in some cities here, but was definitely rampant in Paris, is cops on rollerblades. Unless you're living in the plains, how could you not find an obstacle that would completely lose them?

 

I'll leave my cop jokes at the door.

 

It's not that bad. I grew up going to the stable as much a I could for riding lessons, and while mucking stalls wasn't my favorite job of the day, it was tolerable.

 

Did you do just the one you were riding...or a whole stable full? The horse farm I worked had up to 30 some horses at a given time (spread out over a large area of course)....I got pretty tired of taking care of them after a while.

 

Don't get me started on those ass****s.
It's illegal to let your dog CRAP on the sidewalk. If you don't pick up the CRAP, they'll fine you $100.

But they ride around on their horses out front of my work and drop 50 or 60 POUNDS of fetid CRAP, right in the path of people's feet. And if you point out that it's illegal to let a dog crap there without cleaning it up, so they should take some measures (since one horse bestows the CRAP-equivalent of 20 or 25 dogs), they literally laugh at you and clip-clop away.

F***in' hypocritical, above-the-law ASS-F***S !

 

The only way to retaliate without letting your dog crap and picking up a fine, is to drop your pants right in front of the station and drop a Baltimore Blanket right in front of them.

 

Usually it would be another person and I doing all the stalls. It wasn't as many as thirty though... maybe half that? I was also a kid who absolutely adored horses though, so when I was given tasks that actually had the horses around (sometimes they'd be in the stalls still) I was okay with it.

The job I absolutely hated with picking up rocks from the riding arena under the hot sun. Ugh.

 

Oh wine-sodden absurdling, you know that the penalty for such an act would be higher than a fine for dog-poo.