You are not a beaver. As a gay man, that would be irony said Steve. No, you are something far better:
Koala
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Bill, you are the cute and cuddly Koala. Because of that, people of all ages love you and want to hug you. You love to eat salads and vegetables and aren't much of a meat eater. Since you limit yourself to certain kinds of foods, you have digestive problems and your poops probably really stink. You are a solitary animal and are indifferent to you most others. But, you don't mind their company every so often. You have poor eye sight and good hearing. Although you may appear cute and passive, you are very territorial and will slice a ***** with your sharp claws if necessary. You are seldom distracted, always focused, and appear to be relaxed. Since the Koala has a pouch, you aren't against fanny packs and have used one before. Your enemy is the Dingo.
Hey guys, if you enjoyed your totem and this thread, please support team SMACKDOWN and sport this avvy for the next 24 hours. You could help us out in Survivor a great deal
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Me next.
I'm quite scared.
Hey guys, if you enjoyed your totem and this thread, please support team SMACKDOWN and sport this avvy for the next 24 hours. You could help us out in Survivor a great deal
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A size for everyone!
I know what totem suits me best, but I'll bite. Give me a totem.
Wait your turn or Steve's brother, Randy, will show you to the back of the line.Steve missed one.
I'm totally buying a fanny pack right now.I lawled at this so badly.Wow.
Totems are connected to spirit animals. Some animals are however connected more so to the elements than others. So, all the totems are living things that have a life force. So, you can't be a rock or water. But, you can be things like a tree.Chase-Chase-Baby,
Do we have to be little animals or critters? Or can we also be linked to the elements?
Life is full of surprises, and so is hallicinogen induced spirit walks. You are a:
Roadrunner
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You do fine in the hot weather. You also like running or jogging. You are a very good multi tasker, some might say as good as a woman. That is when you are in your element because you are a quick thinker. You are a very vocal person like the parrot, but no one really understands you. Maybe because you are crazy. Even though food is sparce in the arid desert, you are willing to give up the best pieces of food to a mate while you dance around her in hopes you get laid. You are a keen survivalist, but not a smart ladies bird-man. Like the House Cat, your enemy is the Coyote.
You eat roadrunnerA BIRD!!?? Chase, you wound me. Of all things, you make me a damn bird.
Birds are only for being killed, cooked, and shoved onto a flat ceramic disk we call a "plate".
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Ferrets are rodents that hide and bite toes. You always win against the CoyoteThey have no admirable traits, they are birds.
And, TEDDY gets totem. TEDDY talk like Hulk. Steve like TEDDY. Hulk is Steve?TEDDY demands TOTEM!!!
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And, TEDDY gets totem. TEDDY talk like Hulk. Steve like TEDDY. Hulk is Steve?
Panda Bear
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You TEDDY, are the mysterious Panda. You represent the uniting of black and white, light and dark. Your odd posting is a unifying factor here between factions. The panda is also conflicted with its past and its future. You also like harder foods like the bamboo. You will sit there and chew your food very well. Like the Koala, your diet of fiber makes you have stinky poops. However, the Panda's stomach is suited for a carnivore, so the Panda has to eat a lot of bamboo. This shows that you are willing to change. You also prefer to be solitary but company does not anger you. You purposely come off as cute, wearing the guise to make humans come near you. But, you are a viscious animal and will maul those idiots to death. This is a trait for plans of world domination. Your enemy is Rick Taps and Erzengel.
I want a totem