Post here to have a poem written about you... NOW!!

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  1. Kipobe

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    I be very creativity with lingual, so tested my abilities... NOW!! :peeved:
     
  2. Slipstream

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    DO ME!!! DO ME!!!!
     
  3. Kipobe

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    Slip, Slip;
    You're such a trip;
    You're avy's as boring;
    As a faucet drip;

    You join no gangs;
    Neither bloods nor crips;
    And when you're angry;
    Your hair: you flip!

    :confused:
     
  4. Gamera

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    me! please!
     
  5. Slipstream

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    You're hired :D
     
  6. _nOcturnal_

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    You can try and do one about me. You don't know me at all, so there is a decent challenge to be had.
     
  7. Kipobe

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    Gamera, what am I to write of you?
    Answer me this; do I even know you?
    Are you funny; cute; or from Timbucktoo?
    Do you have a smile that'd tear me in two?

    I cannot write on what I do not know!
    So I'll make things up... hhmmm... you're a ho!
    You sell yourself on the street corner, no?
    And you're cheep fo' da bastards who are po'

    I hate to think that's what you do;
    But I wrote it here, so it must be true;
    Go back to school, and educate yourself;
    Make lots of money, grow in wealth!

    But get yo' ass up off the street;
    And stop offering the 2 dollar 50 cent "beat"
    'Cause you'll die of disease, and your corpse will rot;
    But even then, I'll still think you're hot!

    :confused:
     
  8. Knightsaber Priss

    Knightsaber Priss Lone Wolf

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    Nocturnal; you remind me of a dream I had;
    Not about your mom, but about your dad;
    It made me question my whole lifestyle;
    All these years, I've been in denile

    I hate that I dreamed what I did;
    But what I did is done, and it was sick;
    I shoulda dreamt about your mom... she's "thick";
    But instead I dreamt about your dad's small dick!

    :confused:
     
  10. DIZZY MOONBEAM

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    Me next Me next
     
  11. Gamera

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    *applause*
    *cries a little bit too*
    thanks
     
  12. Knightsaber Priss

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    I'm still waiting. :mad: I'd better see my poem in the next 20 minutes before I have to go offline.
     
  13. Kipobe

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    CGHS: your names too long;
    Don't tell me it's fine, 'cuz dammit! You're wrong!

    I've been saying that forever, so I wrote you a song;
    The song is called: "You're names too long"

    The beat is hot; the chorus is dull
    The verses are nice; the rhyming is bull

    The song doesn't rhyme, but I don't care... because your NAME IS TOO LONG! :mad:

    The end? :confused:
     
  14. omegafro2000

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    THE OMEGA FRO DOESN'T REALLY NEED A POEM, BUT IF YOU COULD MAKE ME A NEW THEME SONG THAT WOULD ROCK!!!
     
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    Right on...lay a poem on me....
     
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    Dizzy, you're cute;
    Dizzy, you're fine;
    Dizzy oh Dizzy;
    Won't you be mine?

    Your avy's so cute;
    A "moonbeam" you are;
    So keep ya mouth shut;
    And get in my car! :mad:

    I'm sorry for my anger;
    Forgive my torettes;
    I'm nice one minute; :)
    Then I'm angry the next! :mad:

    It's something you'll learn; :)
    To put with, 'round me; :mad:
    Why are you running; :)
    SO FAR FROM ME? :mad:

    :confused:
     
  17. Knightsaber Priss

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    Well, in the music buisness they've proven lyrics mean nothing if you have a hot beat. What explains the success of Britney Spears other then her looks?
     
  18. _nOcturnal_

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    Bravo.. The content is rather offending... But you do have skill, and it's all just for fun in the end.
     
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    *sits back in his web and glances at the Bear of Pooh.*

    Make my name your reason of Rhyme , oh snuggly wuggaly one.
     
  20. DIZZY MOONBEAM

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    I was truely moved :p
     
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    'Megafro, 'megafro;
    Fool looks like a giant afro, yo;

    Twists some weave, any size;
    Catches leaves, all the time;

    LOOK OUT! Here comes the 'megafro...

    Is he weak? Listen bud;
    He's got water, instead of blood;

    He can over-kill a thread;
    Take a look, at what I said!

    HEY THERE! There goes the 'megafro...

    In the chill of night;
    At the scene of some porn;

    He's abu-sing it;
    And himself, on the lawn...

    'Megafro, 'megafro;
    Asswipe-neighborhood 'megafro;

    On the hype... he's ignored;
    Banning him is our reward;

    To him, life is a great big ass-kicking;
    Wherever there's some butt-licking;

    You'll find Omegafro.... :)

    :confused:
     
  22. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    :eek:... thank you???:confused:
     
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    You Knickerbocker fan;
    I should kick yer ass; :mad:
    But your team's had that;
    So I'll let you pass; :o

    Besides all that;
    You lived in Cali too;
    So as far as I'm concerned;
    That makes you cool! :cool:

    You were in NY as well?
    Hhhmmm... so was I... :confused:
    And now you're in Georgia...
    ...And here am I...

    *The twylight zone music;
    Starts to play in the back;*
    Am I going crazy?
    Am I high off of crack?

    The coincidences are many;
    Too much to ignore;
    I'm getting a theory;
    But there might be a flaw;

    My theory is none other than;
    That I am you;
    But if this is true;
    Who's been posting for "you"? :confused:

    :confused:
     
  25. Ryoko

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    hahahahah go ahead :D shyte all rhymes with 'Ryoko' :D
     

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