Post here to have a poem written about you... NOW!!

[Kipobe]

I be very creativity with lingual, so tested my abilities... NOW!! :peeved:

 

[Slipstream]

DO ME!!! DO ME!!!!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Slipstream
DO ME!!! DO ME!!!!

Slip, Slip;
You're such a trip;
You're avy's as boring;
As a faucet drip;

You join no gangs;
Neither bloods nor crips;
And when you're angry;
Your hair: you flip!

 

[Gamera]

me! please!

 

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Slip, Slip;
You're such a trip;
You're avy's as boring;
As a faucet drip;

You join no gangs;
Neither bloods nor crips;
And when you're angry;
Your hair: you flip!

You're hired

 

[_nOcturnal_]

You can try and do one about me. You don't know me at all, so there is a decent challenge to be had.

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Gamera
me! please!

Gamera, what am I to write of you?
Answer me this; do I even know you?
Are you funny; cute; or from Timbucktoo?
Do you have a smile that'd tear me in two?

I cannot write on what I do not know!
So I'll make things up... hhmmm... you're a ho!
You sell yourself on the street corner, no?
And you're cheep fo' da bastards who are po'

I hate to think that's what you do;
But I wrote it here, so it must be true;
Go back to school, and educate yourself;
Make lots of money, grow in wealth!

But get yo' ass up off the street;
And stop offering the 2 dollar 50 cent "beat"
'Cause you'll die of disease, and your corpse will rot;
But even then, I'll still think you're hot!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by _nOcturnal_
You can try and do one about me. You don't know me at all, so there is a decent challenge to be had.

Nocturnal; you remind me of a dream I had;
Not about your mom, but about your dad;
It made me question my whole lifestyle;
All these years, I've been in denile

I hate that I dreamed what I did;
But what I did is done, and it was sick;
I shoulda dreamt about your mom... she's "thick";
But instead I dreamt about your dad's small dick!

 

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Me next Me next

 

[Gamera]

*applause*
*cries a little bit too*
thanks

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'm still waiting. I'd better see my poem in the next 20 minutes before I have to go offline.

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman

CGHS: your names too long;
Don't tell me it's fine, 'cuz dammit! You're wrong!

I've been saying that forever, so I wrote you a song;
The song is called: "You're names too long"

The beat is hot; the chorus is dull
The verses are nice; the rhyming is bull

The song doesn't rhyme, but I don't care... because your NAME IS TOO LONG!

The end?

 

[omegafro2000]

THE OMEGA FRO DOESN'T REALLY NEED A POEM, BUT IF YOU COULD MAKE ME A NEW THEME SONG THAT WOULD ROCK!!!

 

[reggiebar]

Right on...lay a poem on me....

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by DIZZY MOONBEAM
Me next Me next

Dizzy, you're cute;
Dizzy, you're fine;
Dizzy oh Dizzy;
Won't you be mine?

Your avy's so cute;
A "moonbeam" you are;
So keep ya mouth shut;
And get in my car!

I'm sorry for my anger;
Forgive my torettes;
I'm nice one minute;
Then I'm angry the next!

It's something you'll learn;
To put with, 'round me;
Why are you running;
SO FAR FROM ME?

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
CGHS: your names too long;
Don't tell me it's fine, 'cuz dammit! You're wrong!

I've been saying that forever, so I wrote you a song;
The song is called: "You're names too long"

The beat is hot; the chorus is dull
The verses are nice; the rhyming is bull

The song doesn't rhyme, but I don't care... because your NAME IS TOO LONG!

The end?

Well, in the music buisness they've proven lyrics mean nothing if you have a hot beat. What explains the success of Britney Spears other then her looks?

 

[_nOcturnal_]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Nocturnal; you remind me of a dream I had;
Not about your mom, but about your dad;
It made me question my whole lifestyle;
All these years, I've been in denile

I hate that I dreamed what I did;
But what I did is done, and it was sick;
I shoulda dreamt about your mom... she's "thick";
But instead I dreamt about your dad's small dick!

Bravo.. The content is rather offending... But you do have skill, and it's all just for fun in the end.

 

[Shyair]

*sits back in his web and glances at the Bear of Pooh.*

Make my name your reason of Rhyme , oh snuggly wuggaly one.

 

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Dizzy, you're cute;
Dizzy, you're fine;
Dizzy oh Dizzy;
Won't you be mine?

Your avy's so cute;
A "moonbeam" you are;
So keep ya mouth shut;
And get in my car!

I'm sorry for my anger;
Forgive my torettes;
I'm nice one minute;
Then I'm angry the next!

It's something you'll learn;
To put with, 'round me;
Why are you running;
SO FAR FROM ME?

I was truely moved

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by omegafro2000
THE OMEGA FRO DOESN'T REALLY NEED A POEM, BUT IF YOU COULD MAKE ME A NEW THEME SONG THAT WOULD ROCK!!!

'Megafro, 'megafro;
Fool looks like a giant afro, yo;

Twists some weave, any size;
Catches leaves, all the time;

LOOK OUT! Here comes the 'megafro...

Is he weak? Listen bud;
He's got water, instead of blood;

He can over-kill a thread;
Take a look, at what I said!

HEY THERE! There goes the 'megafro...

In the chill of night;
At the scene of some porn;

He's abu-sing it;
And himself, on the lawn...

'Megafro, 'megafro;
Asswipe-neighborhood 'megafro;

On the hype... he's ignored;
Banning him is our reward;

To him, life is a great big ass-kicking;
Wherever there's some butt-licking;

You'll find Omegafro....

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Go for it.

 

[omegafro2000]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
'Megafro, 'megafro;
Fool looks like a giant afro, yo;

Twists some weave, any size;
Catches leaves, all the time;

LOOK OUT! Here comes the 'megafro...

Is he weak? Listen bud;
He's got water, instead of blood;

He can over-kill a thread;
Take a look, at what I said!

HEY THERE! There goes the 'megafro...

In the chill of night;
At the scene of some porn;

He's abu-sing it;
And himself, on the lawn...

'Megafro, 'megafro;
Asswipe-neighborhood 'megafro;

On the hype... he's ignored;
Banning him is our reward;

To him, life is a great big ass-kicking;
Wherever there's some butt-licking;

You'll find Omegafro....

... thank you???

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by reggiebar
Right on...lay a poem on me....

You Knickerbocker fan;
I should kick yer ass;
But your team's had that;
So I'll let you pass;

Besides all that;
You lived in Cali too;
So as far as I'm concerned;
That makes you cool!

You were in NY as well?
Hhhmmm... so was I...
And now you're in Georgia...
...And here am I...

*The twylight zone music;
Starts to play in the back;*
Am I going crazy?
Am I high off of crack?

The coincidences are many;
Too much to ignore;
I'm getting a theory;
But there might be a flaw;

My theory is none other than;
That I am you;
But if this is true;
Who's been posting for "you"?

 

[Ryoko]

hahahahah go ahead shyte all rhymes with 'Ryoko'