Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem for a Dream - The depths two once great horror icons will reach to score crack.
Sex, True Lies and Videotape - Jamie Lee Curtis is shagging Bill Paxton, James Spader and Peter Gallagher. Ah-nuld plots revenge.
Die Hard: The Dewey Cox Story - Terrorists hijack Nakatomi Towers and it's up to legendary country singer Dewey Cox to save the day.
Taxi Drving Miss Daisy - The friendship that blossoms between Miss Daisy and Travis Bickle.
Rescue Dawn of the Dead - Christian Bale is escapes from a Vietnamese Zombie POW shopping center camp.
Lord of War of the Worlds - Nicholas Cage sells guns to martians to hunt Tom Cruise.
Iron Man in the Iron Mask - After being imprisoned and having his head put in an Iron Mask by King Louis XIV, Tony Stark enlists the aid of the Three Muskiteers to construct an armoured suit. One problem, now that he's got two Iron masks on, he can't see ****.
Independence Day of the Dead - Months after a zombie apocalypse, Aliens decide to invade the Earth and it's up to Will Smith to save the day.
Fight Club Dread - Tyler Durden unleashes anarchy at Coconut Pete's Coconut Beach Resort.
Escape from New York, I Love You - Kurt Russell has to save the audience from several love stories set in New York.
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies - James Bond heads to stop a media mogul's plan to induce war between China and the UK. Unfortunately a spot of bad weather leaves him stranded in New York.
Con Air Force One - The global economic crisis forces some severe budget cutbacks.
Children of Men of the Corn - Clive Owen has to get the last pregnant woman in Nebraska to safety, with a bunch of very annoying children in persuit.
There Will Be Bloodsport - Daniel Plainview's Oil company folds leaving him broke so he borrows money off Jean Claude Van Damme to invest in a martial arts tournament.