Proof there is someone for everyone

[Lackey]

I'd hit it.

which one

 

[DOG LIPS]

which one

I don't discriminate.

 

[Da Docta]

They're the same person!

 

[Da Docta]

I don't discriminate.

That's just racist.

 

[Lackey]

it's as nature intended

http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0701.htm

 

[Darthphere]

it's as nature intended

http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0701.htm

You know what the sad thing is, im totally going to read that later.

 

[Da Docta]

Post a freaking warning next time.

 

[celldog]

Introducing the wedding party:

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ..... let's line up for the picture. Let's see ..... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! No, no, don't worry about putting out your cigarette! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride

Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.

Last, the cute couple

Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her cankles.

Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.



"Here baby, let me help you up here ....."

He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.

I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!
I can only imagine what their baby will look like!

They will cancel each other out and the baby will look like this:

or this

 

[Jack O'Lantern]

What a lovely Mississippi wedding.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Something produced by those two? Normal, probably. Extremely, inhumanly, normal.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Hot Topic must be stopped before more innocents are hurt.

 

[FunBobPants]

theres a porno on that chicks floor........

 

[hippie_hunter]

http://googles.ytmnd.com/

 

[hippie_hunter]

EDIT: Double post

 

[FunBobPants]

what the hell?

 

[Leto Atrides]

theres a porno on that chicks floor........

Tank Girl isn't porn.
Oh God, she has a vibrator in the last pic though.

But as far as those first pics go, is that in from of a firehouse? Those are the kind of doors they usually have. Big, with the thick gasketed windows. And I'm assuming he's mentally challenged. Something about the sneakers at his wedding cements it for me. Dew, you're evil. Deliciously evil.

 

[Sparta*]

Thanks for making my day seem so much less crappy Dew

And wtf?! the groom is going to get crushed to death when they bone...if that's even possible

 

[DBella]

Introducing the wedding party:

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ..... let's line up for the picture. Let's see ..... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! No, no, don't worry about putting out your cigarette! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"

I would like the stud without the tie, please. Is he taken?
The groom wears sneakers?!

 

[Sparta*]

hahaha of course he wears sneakers...when your whole wedding party is imbred, it doesn't seem that important anymore.

p.s. on 06.17.06 Italy will rape USA

 

[DBella]

hahaha of course he wears sneakers...when your whole wedding party is imbred, it doesn't seem that important anymore.

p.s. on 06.17.06 Italy will rape USA

Hahaha! I guess you are right.
Still, is that tieless man taken?

PS. Forza Italia!

 

[FunBobPants]

USA kicks italy's ass anyday

 

[Sparta*]

Hahaha! I guess you are right.
Still, is that tieless man taken?

PS. Forza Italia!

Viva Italia! Italia per sempre

I wish I was back in Italy right now

 

[Sparta*]

USA kicks italy's ass anyday

hahah not at Soccer...USA will never kick Italy's ass at Soccer...hell, we invented the damn game. It's not just a sport for people in Italy, it's a way of life...and when Italy plays the U.S. you'll eat your words

 

[DBella]

Viva Italia! Italia per sempre

I wish I was back in Italy right now

Are you Italian? Dove abita? Are you a fan of Seria A? It feels weird not seeing Maldini with the squad this time. Glad Totti will be playing tomorrow.

hahah not at Soccer...USA will never kick Italy's ass at Soccer...hell, we invented the damn game. It's not just a sport for people in Italy, it's a way of life...and when Italy plays the U.S. you'll eat your words

We'll see what happens tomorrow. I hope the Azzurri isn't going on the field feeling overly confident due to USA's first game performance. I am hoping the Azzuri will win. They've yet to be beaten by team USA so we should be alright.

Btw, I think we should move this discussion to the WC thread.

Sorry, Dew.

 

[Sparta*]

I'll reply in the WC thread as to not sidetrack this thread anymore