Theme: Why So Stupid?
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Panel 1:BE WARNED.
The Hype is currently facing a crisis.
Every day tens of people are entering this board and many of them suffer from a terrible problem.
Panel 2:That problem is...Stupidity.
And This problem isn't confined to just the Hype.
Panel 3: If you live near a junkyard
Panel 4: Nuclear power plant
Panel 5: Army base
Panel 6: gas station
Panel 7: bowling ally
Panel 8: jumbo jet
Panel 9: within a 5 mile radius of a Pine Tree - you have probably been exposed to stupidity.
Panel 10: You may be asking the question "how do I spot stupidity?"
Panel 11: If that is the case, I regret to inform you that you have already been infected.
Panel 12: For everyone else, you probably have already recognized the signs...
Panel 13: A Username replacing 0's for O's because every other screen name containing Goku has been taken.
Panel 14: A signature that contains "Crispin Glover is My Joker".
Panel 15: Frequently making threads defending the acting ability of Tom Welling.
These are only a few examples of how Stupidity may appear on the Hype.
Panel 16: If you believe you are a loved one may already be infected, do not fear - you can fight it.
Some of our suggestions are:
1. Learn proper English: If we can understand you, you will instantly appear more intelligent.
2. Be willing to acknowledge other view points: Tolerance gives you the appearance of being wise.
3. Don't go to Hooters: It can only breed confusion.
If you follow these steps, you will be well on your way to being a better poster.
Panel 17: Boys and girls (and Teddy!), I hope you will join us to root out this problem...
Panel 18: Remember: Why So Stupid?
Banner 1:
Banner 2:
Storyboard:
Script:
Panel 1:BE WARNED.
The Hype is currently facing a crisis.
Every day tens of people are entering this board and many of them suffer from a terrible problem.
Panel 2:That problem is...Stupidity.
And This problem isn't confined to just the Hype.
Panel 3: If you live near a junkyard
Panel 4: Nuclear power plant
Panel 5: Army base
Panel 6: gas station
Panel 7: bowling ally
Panel 8: jumbo jet
Panel 9: within a 5 mile radius of a Pine Tree - you have probably been exposed to stupidity.
Panel 10: You may be asking the question "how do I spot stupidity?"
Panel 11: If that is the case, I regret to inform you that you have already been infected.
Panel 12: For everyone else, you probably have already recognized the signs...
Panel 13: A Username replacing 0's for O's because every other screen name containing Goku has been taken.
Panel 14: A signature that contains "Crispin Glover is My Joker".
Panel 15: Frequently making threads defending the acting ability of Tom Welling.
These are only a few examples of how Stupidity may appear on the Hype.
Panel 16: If you believe you are a loved one may already be infected, do not fear - you can fight it.
Some of our suggestions are:
1. Learn proper English: If we can understand you, you will instantly appear more intelligent.
2. Be willing to acknowledge other view points: Tolerance gives you the appearance of being wise.
3. Don't go to Hooters: It can only breed confusion.
If you follow these steps, you will be well on your way to being a better poster.
Panel 17: Boys and girls (and Teddy!), I hope you will join us to root out this problem...
Panel 18: Remember: Why So Stupid?
Another fine example of stupidity.^^^
