Put C-R-A-P In A Movie Title!

I personally find this stuff amusing. Probably because I'm a geeky man-child. But let's try substituting "crap" into movie titles. They don't have to be bad films. I'll start:

Sylvester Stallone in First CRAP
Gregory Peck in To Kill A CRAP
Henry Fonda in 12 Angry CRAPS
Kirk Douglas in CRAPUCUS
Elizabeth Taylor in CLEOCRAPTICA
Leonardo DiCaprio in TICRAPTICA
Indiana Jones and the Temple of CRAP
Indiana Jones and the Last CRAP
American CRAP


How 'bout some Disney?

Snow CRAP
CRAPASIA
PINOCCHICRAP
Lady and the CRAP
CRAPBO
Mary CRAPINS
CRAPBI
Peter CRAP
The Jungle CRAP
The ARISTOCRAPS
The Little CRAP
The CRAP of Notre Dame
CRAPOHONTAS
Beauty & The CRAP
A-CRAPPIN'
Crappin' Little
CRAPOSAUR
ATLANTIS: The Lost CRAP
Home On The CRAP
Lilo & CRAP
Treasure CRAP
The CRAP Wore Tennis Shoes
Escape From CRAP Mountain
Herbie The Love CRAP
Freaky CRAP
Pete's CRAP
Bedknobs & CRAP

Alright, time for the Bond.

Dr. CRAP
From Russia with CRAP
CRAPFINGER
THUNDERCRAP
Diamonds Are CRAP
Never Say CRAP Again
Live and Let CRAP
For Your CRAP Only
The Spy Who CRAPPED Me
OCTOCRAP
MOONCRAP
A View To A CRAP
The Living CRAP
Liscence To CRAP
GOLDENCRAP
Tomorrow Never CRAPS
CRAP Another DAY
The World Is CRAP
CRAPINO Royale


Sci fi:

War of the CRAPS
The CRAP Machine
20,000 Leagues under the CRAP
Fantastic CRAPPAGE
First Men on the CRAP
i, CRAP
Journey to the Center of the CRAP
CRAPZILLA Vs. The CRAP Monster
It CRAPPED From Outer Space
The Day the CRAP Stood Still
Star Wars: Episode IV: A New CRAP
Star CRAP
The CRAP Strikes Back
Return of the CRAP
The Phantom CRAP
Attack of the CRAP
Revenge of the CRAP
Star Trek: The CRAP Picture
Star TreK II: The CRAP of Kahn
Star Trek III: The Search for CRAP
Star Trek IV: The CRAP Home
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered CRAP
Star Trek: CRAP
Star Trek: First CRAP
Star Trek: Wussy Little Beatnicks I Want to CRAP On
Star Trek: You Think That Was CRAPPY? Check Out This Little Mudslide!
THX-113CRAP
Howard the CRAP

Horror:

A CRAP On Elm Street
A CRAP On Elm Street 2: Freddy's CRAP
A CRAP On Elm Street 3: The CRAP Warriors
A Crap on Elm Street 4: The CRAP Master
A CRAP ON Elm Street 5: The CRAP Child
Freddy's Dead: The Final CRAP
Wes Craven's New CRAP
My Bloody CRAP (Valentine)
It's CRAP! (Alive!)
Meet The CRAPS
The CRAPS Go To College (Ghoulies)
BECRAPPED
Ten Little CRAPS (Indians)
Rear CRAP (window)
The CRAPYARD (Boneyard)
Children of a Lessor CRAP
Altered CRAPS
Lost in CRAP
The 13th CRAP
The Man Who Crapped Too Much
The Man Who CRAPPED Too Little
Dead Men Don't Wear CRAP
The Man with Two CRAPS
A CRAP On Elm Street 3: Dream CRAPPERS
Night of the Living CRAP
Dawn of the CRAP
Day of the CRAP
Land of the CRAP
The CRAP of Dr. Moreau
In the CRAP of Madness
Invasion of the CRAP Snatchers
Interview with the CRAP
CRAP From the Deep (Humanoids)
The Devil's CRAP
CRAP Rising (Deep)
Dead CRAP (Alive)
CRAP Water (Dark)
CRAPSHOW
Bubba Ho-CRAP
Army of CRAP (Darkness)
House of the CRAP
Alone in the CRAP
BLOODCRAP
An American CRAP In London

Drama:

Little Big CRAP
A CRAP Before Dying
It's A Wonderful CRAP
Anywhere But CRAP
Finding CRAP (Graceland)
The CRAP Aquatic
Creature From The Black CRAP
The Incredible Mr. CRAP
Silent CRAPPING
CRAP Silent, CRAP Deep
Das CRAP
Jean-Pierre Juenet's A Very Long CRAP
The City of Lost CRAP
A History of CRAP
Crapper on the Roof
The CRAPPING Fields
Mississippi CRAPPING
Point CRAP
Strange CRAP
Cheeck & Chong: Up In CRAP
Cheeck & Chong: Still CRAPPING
Twilight CRAP: The Movie
CRAP: The Motion Picture
A CRAP Is Born
CRAP Story
Apocalypse CRAP
For The Love of CRAP
Two Men and a CRAP
The Magnificent CRAP
TIGHTCRAP
Any Which CRAP But Loose
The CRAP Pool
Where CRAPS Dare (Eagles)
Dirty CRAPPY
Paint Your CRAP (Wagon)
Death CRAP (Wish)
Sudden CRAP (Impact)
The Electric CRAP (horseman)
All The Presidents CRAP
CRAPPING Young (Dying)
A CRAP For a CRAP (Eye)
Pale CRAPPER
Road to CRAP (Perdition)
Saturday Night CRAP
CRAPFACE
Scent of a CRAP
Shallow CRAP (Grave)
SHOWCRAP (Showgirls)
Sling CRAP
Somewhere in CRAP (Time)
The Story of CRAP (Us)
TAXI CRAPPER
A Seies of Unfortunate CRAPS
True CRAP
Colin Farrel stars in C.R.A.P.
WONDERCRAP (Wonderland)
Where the CRAP Is (Heart)
When a Man Loves a CRAP
The Weight of CRAP (Water)
Big CRAP (Fish)
Vanilla CRAP (Sky)

 

I'm nothing if not a series of firsts.

 

I've discovered that you can use this formula for practically any film ever made. I don't want to hog everything, but here's an example of a new release:

Silent CRAP

 

LOL!