Racism

[Warhammer]

So guys................

 

[Metamorpho1977]

A white man goes out in public wearing a white pride shirt, he's labeled a racist.

A hispanic person goes out in public wearing a Brown Pride shirt, he's proud of his race.

A black man beats down a white man, it's a crime.

A white man beats down a black man, it's a hate crime.

A white man gets turned down for a job, he wasn't qualified..

A black person gets turned down for a job, discrimination.

It's called a Double Standard, one of the things that makes this great nation so great. I'm a straight white southern male, but to the rest of the country, i'm either a redneck or a "good ole boy"

 

[Ghostvirus]

It's called a Double Standard, one of the things that makes this great nation so great. I'm a straight white southern male, but to the rest of the country, i'm either a redneck or a "good ole boy"

Have you been in trouble with the law, since the day you was born?

 

[Kaleb]

 

[Mr Sparkle]

It's called a Double Standard, one of the things that makes this great nation so great. I'm a straight white southern male, but to the rest of the country, i'm either a redneck or a "good ole boy"

yes, one of the things that makes the US so great is the fact that there's a "double standard" as an outside observer I often weep for the injustice that white people face everyday.

 

[terry78]

I really have to be smarmy when I hear about how bad white people have it. If you have it so bad in society, why aren't more of you dead or in jail?

 

[Warhammer]

I really have to be smarmy when I hear about how bad white people have it. If you have it so bad in society, why aren't more of you dead or in jail?

I have to agree.
White people definitely have it better in the world, and they always had.
Look at America's history.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

this is one of those things that I have to say every time there's a thread like this.

the reason why there's "pride" attached to some of the other races is because they were seen as second class citizens for a long time.
they could show no pride.
hence "pride"
simple.
strike-hard was not exactly uh, intelligent. That's why he didn't get it.

 

[Warhammer]

this is one of those things that I have to say every time there's a thread like this.

the reason why there's "pride" attached to some of the other races is because they were seen as second class citizens for a long time.
they could show no pride.
hence "pride"
simple.
strike-hard was not exactly uh, intelligent. That's why he didn't get it.

That's true.

 

[PyroChamber]

Is it just me or does it seem like no matter what black people come out with, whether positive or negative, there's always going to be a few white people that hate on it?

 

[jaguarr]

Is it just me or does it seem like no matter what black people come out with, whether positive or negative, there's always going to be a few white people that hate on it?

When they were handing out rations of "Jackasses Per Capita" to the various races, white people got in line 50 times. Greedy bastards.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I seriously think that this thinking about race is what's ****ing the world up.
when white people and black people stop thinking that they have to act or be a certain way, maybe some progress will be made.
I used to listen to Mos Def a whole lot, but he had this one song called "rock and roll" where he was basically saying how much better "black" music was compared to "white" music, and I was like "this is the guy that wrote "Mr. ******"? what the hell?
so, racism is a two way street.
oh, and for future clarification, there's no such thing as "reverse racism" next person to use it gets stabbed in the eye with a #2 pencil by me.

 

[jaguarr]

I thought "reverse racism" was a screen play in football?

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

LQTM

 

[jaguarr]

LQTM

I am unfamiliar with your acronym.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

laughing quietly to myself.

 

[jaguarr]

Thanks. That's a new one to me.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I stole it from someone

 

[jaguarr]

I stole it from someone

Did you feel compelled to steal because you're Mexican?

jag

 

[Darthphere]

Racism is pretty awesome. I especially love racism from funny sources. Like Black Republicans wanting to round up all them damn arabs and put them in camps.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Did you feel compelled to steal because you're Mexican?

jag

that only applies to jobs silly

 

[jaguarr]

that only applies to jobs silly

And hubcaps.

jag

 

[Franklin Richards]

Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

Kate Monster:
Sure!

Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

Kate Monster:
Uh huh.

Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

Kate Monster:
Right.

Princeton:
You're both Monsters.

Kate Monster:
Yeah.

Princeton:
Are you two related?

Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?

Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.

Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.

Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!

Kate Monster:
What do you mean?

Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

Kate Monster:
What about it?

Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?

Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-

Princeton:
You see?!

You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton:
But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster:
No!

Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Kate Monster:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster:
Okay!

Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster:
And a black guy!

Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster:
Uh...

Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!

Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman:
I don't.

Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.

Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster:
All right!

Princeton:
All right!

Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton:
Who?

Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman:
Racism!

Brian:
Cool.

Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton:
What's that mean?

Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian:
I'm not!

Princeton:
Oh no?

Brian:
Nope!

How many Oriental wives
Have you got?

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve:
And I love you.

Brian:
But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Princeton:
Me too!

Kate Monster:
Me too!

Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

And hubcaps.

jag

it's because they're so shiny

 

[Colossal Spoons]

thought this thread might ruffle a few feathers on here

Why man...