Random Chat Logs

[Saved]

You flatter me.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Keyser Soze:
how are you?

Matt Murdock says:
Not bad at all!

Matt Murdock says:
enjoying the rain, watching some star trek, and tugging myself through a joker post.

Keyser Soze says:
.....

Keyser Soze says:
that sounded SO wrong

 

[Matt Murdock]

6:05:46 PM Matt Murdock: Hey!
6:05:52 PM Keyser: Yo!
6:05:57 PM Matt Murdock: What's up?
6:25:39 PM Matt Murdock: Notttt much, thanks!
6:25:44 PM Matt Murdock: Glad to hear it!
6:25:49 PM Matt Murdock:
6:25:51 PM Matt Murdock: I love you!
6:25:53 PM Matt Murdock: I love you too!
6:25:55 PM Matt Murdock: *unzips*
6:26:08 PM Matt Murdock: *makes passionate love to self on floor of keyser's msn conversation*
6:26:29 PM Matt Murdock: MOAR
6:26:30 PM Matt Murdock: MOAR
6:26:31 PM Matt Murdock: MOAR
6:26:31 PM Keyser: sorry, was watching TV
6:26:33 PM Matt Murdock: oh.
6:26:38 PM Matt Murdock: I made myself comfortable.
6:26:39 PM Keyser: off for a **** now

 

[Saved]

Catman: He's a ****e.
Syn: ... I'm a ****e.
Catman: I know.
Syn: ... okay.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Matt Murdock: Aw, cute, he's kissing your ass.
Matt Murdock: I can't hear him when your ass is attached to his nose.
Master Bruce: I'm trying to wipe the lipstick off of my buns.

 

[Gallagher]

Matt Murdock: Aw, cute, he's kissing your ass.
Matt Murdock: I can't hear him when your ass is attached to his nose.
Master Bruce: I'm trying to wipe the lipstick off of my buns.

Ahaha.

I love being in on things.

 

[Catman_prb]

It's like being on the cheer squad in High School. So...much...gossip...

 

[SenseiofCheese]

It makes you feel special, really.

 

[Saved]

[18:05] Censor: If you're gonna be impossible to talk to then whatever
[18:05] Optimus Prime: ...
[18:06] Optimus Prime: lolwut?
[18:06] Optimus Prime: *chatlogged*
[18:07] Censor: WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO CHATLOG HERE?
[18:07] Censor:
[18:07] Censor: This conversation has made 0 ****ing sense since you brought up [BLACKOUT]Censor[/BLACKOUT] out of the blue
[18:07] Optimus Prime: First off, I brought up [BLACKOUT]Censor[/BLACKOUT] out of the red
[18:07] Optimus Prime: second off
[18:07] Optimus Prime: chatlog?
[18:08] Censor: block?
Censor is now offline.

 

[Catman_prb]

My sides. They split from mirth.

 

[Gallagher]

Yeah, that sure was hilarious

 

[Matt Murdock]

Roflwaffle.

 

[Eddie Brock]

[18:05] Censor: If you're gonna be impossible to talk to then whatever
[18:05] Optimus Prime: ...
[18:06] Optimus Prime: lolwut?
[18:06] Optimus Prime: *chatlogged*
[18:07] Censor: WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO CHATLOG HERE?
[18:07] Censor:
[18:07] Censor: This conversation has made 0 ****ing sense since you brought up [BLACKOUT]Censor[/BLACKOUT] out of the blue
[18:07] Optimus Prime: First off, I brought up [BLACKOUT]Censor[/BLACKOUT] out of the red
[18:07] Optimus Prime: second off
[18:07] Optimus Prime: chatlog?
[18:08] Censor: block?
Censor is now offline.

...lolwut?

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Hardy hardy har.

 

[Eddie Brock]

[02:17] Eddie: This is good. This is healthy. I think we're bonding.
[02:17] Murdock: Me too.
[02:17] Murdock: When I tried this with Byrd I got slapped.
[02:17] Murdock: And a rash.
[02:17] Murdock:

 

[Matt Murdock]

I frowned.

Like that, ^, only with more pain, loss, and rash.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I frowned.

Like that, ^, only with more pain, loss, and rash.

 

[Matt Murdock]

There we go.

****in' A!

 

[Eddie Brock]

[01:28] Eddie: If I thought this would hold up, I would chatlog it.
[01:28] Eddie: But I think it's a "you gotta be there."

 

[Eddie Brock]

[02:09] Eddie: Well, then I apologize ahead of time for the assassin I hired.
[02:09] Syn: You hired an assassin? Dude what the hell-
[02:09] Syn: 1 new message
[02:09] Syn: *opens*
[02:09] Syn: ...
[02:09] Syn: That's NOT nice
[02:09] Syn:
[02:09] Eddie: Yes!
[02:10] Eddie: He's an ASS-assin!
[02:10] Eddie: MWAHAHAHAHA!
[02:10] Syn: Wow...
[02:10] Syn: my rectum literally got tighter when I read that

 

[Batman]

It's a photo of Byrd in a speedo, isn't it?

I'll bet it is.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Byrd's so ****in' hot.

 

[twylight]

Me: I really should not watch food network when it's 1) late at night and 2) I'm trying to lose weight
Friend: but it's like SFW porn!
Me: I totally dropped the 'F' and saw 'SW = Star Wars'.Which would be super weird... because the next thought was of a Wookie and an Ewok
Friend: ...........hmmmm, there are a few positions they wouldn't be able to do
Me: no..but if they were creative...Or the Sarlacc pit.... there's a repressed and sexually frustrated creature......I'm totally having a nerd moment...
Friend: Indeed

 

[Saved]

I too thought Star Wars.

 

[Saved]

Catman: huh
Syn: Smell Potential?
Catman: no