Random Chat Logs

[Batman]

Andy C. says:
like the fish-guy from Invincible?
Andy C. says:
a comic which I finally had to drop after that last issue
Master Bruce says:
I never read.
Andy C. says:
you should. It's the ****
Master Bruce says:
That's what they said about ****.
Master Bruce says:
But, like Invincible, those continue to allude me.

 

[Andy C.]

Later, in that exact same conversation....

Andy C. says:
nice
I've been watching the trailer for Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
Master Bruce says:
God, that'll be sex.
Pure animated sex.
Andy C. says:
so, basically how I spend most of my time on the internet anyway

 

[Saved]

Naw, but that will be like sex.

 

[twylight]

[10:08] Johnny Blaze: So...how many abortions has Imra had?
[10:08] twylight: Weird you say that
[10:08] twylight: I was in the car pondering that as well last night
[10:08] twylight: and then I thought...
[10:09] twylight: DUDE it's like 2999? Contraceptives are probably like an Iron Wall.. why worry?
[10:09] Johnny Blaze: Hahahaha
[10:09] Johnny Blaze: True
[10:09] Johnny Blaze: Still...I wonder what the future version of the "morning after" pill would be?
[10:09] twylight: Birth Control is so good there is no need for it
[10:10] Johnny Blaze: That's right
[10:10] Johnny Blaze: God bless the future
[10:10] twylight: Here's to it!
[10:10] Johnny Blaze: Condoms? What are those?

 

[twylight]

[10:10] twylight:
[10:11] Soze: my God, it looks like I've got Superferret down there

 

[SuperFerret]

I plead the fifth!

 

[Keyser Soze]

twylight: Sometimes, I can't feel anything when I use my vibrator.

 

[wiegeabo]

True story.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Optikal says:
GET OVER HERE

Serge says:
whatever he says i did, i didnt do it i SWEAR
>_>

Optikal says:
he did.... and it was gooood
mmmmm
[/Herbert]

Keyser Soze says:
you cheating ****e!

Serge says:
dont hate the RPer, hate the RPG. cant help it if i have more chemistry with optikal in and outside the OOC and IC threads

 

[Keyser Soze]

Optikal says:
you treat me like your least favorite ****e

Keyser Soze says:
that's a lie

Keyser Soze says:
you're by far my favorite ****e

 

[Optikal]

John = Keyser Soze


John says:
I see you!

Optikal says:
but my intangibility! it makes me naked!

John says:
stop touching yourself!

Optikal says:
dude... i actually was. true story.
¬.¬

John says:
score!

Optikal says:
I was in the San Diego thread checking out your domino mask...

John says:
yes, its pretty cruddy
that was, by far, the hardest part of the costume to acquire
I eventually had to buy some generic glitter-green mask and try and cut it down to shape

Optikal says:
it was a mild disappointment in a sea of masculinity and deceptively well rounded packages

John says:
I'm glad you admire my package
on the list for next year is a better mask, and a pair of boots that better match the rest of my costume

Optikal says:
Yes. Yes. If i go as Apoc or Atrocitus, I'll be buying like biker or goth boots
cos nothing says 'manly' like goth boots and spandex

John says:
it sounds like you're putting together a Spinal Tap costume

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Lawyer Disbarred says:
Blazester!
Johnny Blaze says:
Lawyer Dude!
Lawyer Disbarred says:
That's me!
Johnny Blaze says:
No way!
Lawyer Disbarred says:
Yes way!
Mother****er!
Johnny Blaze says:
No way!
Lawyer Disbarred says:
YES ****ING WAY
WOO
Johnny Blaze says:
Dude!
SWEET!
Lawyer Disbarred says:
I KNOW!
*UNZIPS!!!!!*
Johnny Blaze says:
It's not a party until somebody sticks their dick in the mashed potatoes
Lawyer Disbarred says:
Or sticks the mashed potatoes in their dick.
Or, perhaps, that was my delightfully folksy family
Johnny Blaze says:
That'd be...quite the bar trick
Lawyer Disbarred says:
Not for my family.
We're all hung like zebras.
I think I just crossed a line.
Johnny Blaze says:
Female zebras
Lawyer Disbarred says:
BAM.
HIGH FIVE TO JB
Johnny Blaze says:
Very nice!

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Lawyer Disbarred says:
broken homes are not a joke
Johnny Blaze says:
Unless it's a clown home
Lawyer Disbarred says:
or a midget's house
Johnny Blaze says:
Hey!
Lawyer Disbarred says:
since they're 1/3 of the size of regular homes
Johnny Blaze says:
They prefer "vertically challenged"
Lawyer Disbarred says:
And horizontally, if you catch my drift
Johnny Blaze says:
Don't follow
Lawyer Disbarred says:
sm...small *****
Johnny Blaze says:
Oh
Yeah, don't really see any male midget porn stars
Lawyer Disbarred says:
jesus
i want to google that so bad
Johnny Blaze says:
Seen some female ones
One chick, Bridget the Midget, stayed at the hotel I work
Got kicked out for giving another guest a BJ in the parking lot
Lawyer Disbarred says:
hahahaha
hot.
totally hot.
it was me.
and keyser was the guest.

Johnny Blaze says:
Hahahahahaha
I wonder what ****ing a midget is like?
Would a midget chick's ***** be super tight?
Lawyer Disbarred says:
I think so.
I mean, it can't be normal sized?
Johnny Blaze says:
It just can't be
The physics won't allow it
Lawyer Disbarred says:
dirtymidgets.com
hahahahahaha
Johnny Blaze says:
****ing dirty little munchkins
Lawyer Disbarred says:
hahahaah
i'd chatlog this if i wasn't in purgatory.

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Lawyer Disbarred says:
****ing weird
i officially hate the internet
Johnny Blaze says:
Hahahahaha
But it's so warm and inviting
Lawyer Disbarred says:
just like a midget!
except for their faces
their faces are scary and strangely proportioned
Johnny Blaze says:
They are
Like old kids
Lawyer Disbarred says:
which is weird
Johnny Blaze says:
It is
Like they belong in a retirement home...or maybe a circus
A retirement circus
Lawyer Disbarred says:
i thought that's what nursing homes were for
ba-zing!
we're cruel.
Johnny Blaze says:
Hahahaha
Cruel, yet surprisingly entertaining
Lawyer Disbarred says:
I know!
for an *******, i can be a delightful conversationalist

 

[wiegeabo]

I can only hope when you're in Hell that Ray Wise is the devil.

 

[Gallagher]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:

I was once propositioned by a midgest. I didn't take her up on it but god damn I was tempted.

 

[Catman_prb]

Midgest? Is that the name for a female midget? I thought that was midgette...

 

[SenseiofCheese]

I can't say I wouldn't be tempted to give it to the lil' gal.

 

[Gallagher]

Midgest? Is that the name for a female midget? I thought that was midgette...

Hey, it's hard to type when you're getting head from a little person

 

[Johnny Blaze]

She doesn't even have to get on her knees.

 

[Gallagher]

I hear she prefers to be called Fun-sized

 

[Catman_prb]

And yet she's still unsatisfied by your penis.

 

[Gallagher]

... What penis?

 

[Catman_prb]

Dear god, she bit it off, didn't she?

 

[Gallagher]

She was looking rather desperate for food. Midget hookers don't get much work.

 

[wiegeabo]

She was looking rather desperate for food. Midget hookers don't get much work.

You know...I wouldn't be surprised if it was the opposite.

 

[Gallagher]

Let It Roll says:
anal face!
ANAL FACE
Johnny Blaze says:
Sounds like a punk song
ANAL FACE!