Random Chat Logs

[Batman]

So that's what that was.

I thought he was carrying a toothpick around.

 

[Shlee]

Well if the rest of you *******s would add me on MSN, i would be able to invite you all the the crazy MSN chats we have a lot of the time. We get a lot of people to show up! So if you want to join in, just add me on MSN. It's not hard, there's a button under my avatar. Then we can have EVEN MORE FUN. Or something.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

I wanna play!

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Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
godDAMN internet

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
it's become sentient and is kikcing me in the balls

Johnny Blaze says:
It's racist against Icelanders

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Let's picket the internet

Johnny Blaze says:
No

Johnny Blaze says:
I want to live

Johnny Blaze says:
Anyone who challenges the internet gets assassinated by cyborg assassins looking like Al Gore

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Ye....wait...do the assassins look like Al Gore, or do you get assassinated looking like Al Gore?

Johnny Blaze says:
They look like Al Gore, but I think that when they kill you, you become one

Johnny Blaze says:
Or your soul gets absorbed into Al Gore, making him stronger

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
I KNEW there was a reason I didn't vote for him

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Besides me not being American

Johnny Blaze says:
That is a kicker

 

[Matt Murdock]

Bwahahahaha.

 

[twylight]

[19:48] Batman: Damn them!
[19:48] Batman: I get such a bad rap because of them. >.<
[19:48] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: So Dinah will hunt you down and beat you up
[19:49] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: And then we can work together!
[19:49] Batman: And then we can have sex!
[19:49] Batman: ...
[19:49] Batman: Okay, one step at a time? :-O

 

[Saved]

Syn: Okay, so the Max Payne trailer looks epic as all hell
Catman:
Syn:It does!
Syn: don't "" me ya ingrate!
Catman: lol
Syn: hard to see Mila Kunis in a serious role, though
Catman: no idea who that is
Syn: *sigh* The chick with Max in the movie
Catman: ah
Catman: right
Syn: ... you have no idea who I am talking about, do you?
Catman: absolutely not

 

[twylight]

Max Payne Take 2:

[22:58] Harvey Dent: Max Payne looks good, doesn't it?
[23:09] Black Canary: Sorry I was away
[23:09] Black Canary: and I..haven't seen pictures
[23:09] Harvey Dent: Well that's good
[23:09] Harvey Dent: cause there's a trailer



Fun with Syn and Twy:

[23:55] Harvey Dent:
[23:55] Black Canary: OH!!
[23:55] Black Canary: How did you make that face?
[23:55] Harvey Dent: X + (
[23:55] Black Canary: X+(
[23:55] Black Canary: ;
[23:55] Harvey Dent: Well, I meant without the +
[23:56] Black Canary:
[23:56] Black Canary: AHAH!
[23:56] Harvey Dent: There ya go

Fun with Faces Two:

[01:01] Black Canary: and I just noticed the 'spanking' part..
[01:01] Black Canary: "You touch my ass..I'll kick yours!" X)
[01:01] Harvey Dent: lol
[01:01] Black Canary: err
[01:02] Black Canary: X(
[01:02] Black Canary: THERE we go

 

[trustyside-kick]

(Some of the MSN Smileys obviously are not visible)

Sergio says:
o.o

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
o.o to you too

Sergio says:
what? you can't o.o me when i o.o you first

Sergio says:
the hell you think you are?

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
I

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
AM

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
IRON

Sergio says:
...iron? that the best you got?

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Yep

Sergio says:
i'm only kidding...it was just the best comeback i could think of in such short time...that was godly

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Wanna hug it out?

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
'Cause I feel kind of empty in my soul

Sergio says:
i can't

Sergio says:
i told you, i've met someone

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
She doesn't know you the way I do

Sergio says:
that's just the thing. she got know me right away.

Sergio says:
you took to long to open up to me ;/

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
I don't have that problem with any of the other boys

Sergio says:
i'm not like other...you know what? we should stop. getting too gay for me

Sergio says:
who is your second character in DC gonna be?

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
you dare ask me that secret

Sergio says:
now you see what i meant about failing to open up to me

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Damn you!

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
It's going to be [BLACKOUT]sorry, spoiler[/BLACKOUT]

Sergio says:
nice dude. freaking love that villain

Sergio says:
also he is JSA...i just might pick up Hawkman again

Sergio says:
when i see how stuff goes down

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Haven't read....anything...featuring [BLACKOUT]sorry, spoiler[/BLACKOUT]

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Just kind of dig what I know of him

Sergio says:
JLA/JSA: Virtue and Vice is an awesome Despero/[BLACKOUT]sorry, spoiler[/BLACKOUT] story

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Cool, I'll totally check that out

Sergio says:
there is another good JSA story i read of him but i gotta double check the title of it

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
That'd be sweet. I'd want to get my hands on his stuff

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Oh God

Sergio says:
:|

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
That was...Oh God

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Believe it or not, that was unintentional

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
I got it as soon as I hit send

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
son of a ..

 

[Johnny Blaze]

God dammit, Sensei! You best not pick him up as a second character.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

You can't stop me! You'll NEVER stop me!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Keyser Soze]

Keyser Soze says:
Hal rocks!

Johnny Blaze says:
Kyle pwns Hal

Johnny Blaze says:
Always

Keyser Soze says:
By post 1000 next season, I'll have you voting Hal Jordan for Best Hero, count on it!

Johnny Blaze says:
Not bloody likely

Johnny Blaze says:
Wally will be getting all the votes

Johnny Blaze says:
Count on it

Keyser Soze says:
how can you vote yourself?

Keyser Soze says:
you have to vote for SOMEONE

Keyser Soze says:
and it shall be me

Keyser Soze says:
I will win you over to the Hal side!

Johnny Blaze says:
I will vote for Andy as Superman

Johnny Blaze says:
Or Byrd as Nightwing

Johnny Blaze says:
Or Sensei as Zatarra

Johnny Blaze says:
Anyone but Hal

Keyser Soze says:
I will convert thee!

Keyser Soze says::
It is my mission!

Johnny Blaze says:
I say thee...NAY!

Keyser Soze says:
If I fail to garner Best Hero nods from 1. You, 2. Green Lantern, 3. MaskedManJRK (the big Hal cynics), I will perform some humiliating forfeit, decided upon by committee

Johnny Blaze says:
Sweet!

Johnny Blaze says:
Hmmm...this is gonna be fun thinking something up.

Keyser Soze says:
Perhaps this should be chatlogged to open the terms of the challenge up to wider discussion?

Johnny Blaze says:
Chatlogged?

Keyser Soze says::
in the Random Chat Logs thread

Johnny Blaze says:
Why?

Johnny Blaze says:
So everyone can know how s***y of a character Hal is?

Johnny Blaze says:
I think it's pretty well known

Keyser Soze says:
So I can quote it when you vote Hal for Best Hero next season

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Never. Going to. Happen. Ever.

 

[Harlekin]

Dudes, Lex Luthor will be winning Best Hero next season, fo' sho'.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Keyser Soze says:
How was my Hal post?

Keyser Soze says:
Felt weird, not murdering a child before the end

Master Bruce says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Master Bruce says:
Oh, you loveable bastard.

Master Bruce says:
Bastard, moreso.

 

[Saved]

Syn: Hello. What's up?
Catman: hmm?
Syn: I asked you!
Catman: erm...nothing?
Syn: ... **** you then.

Later...

Catman: ?
Syn: YOU DARE QUESTION ME?
Catman: ... are you actually insane?
Syn: ... like a fox.

 

[Catman_prb]

Catman: Life's a ***** isn't it?
Syn: No but your daughter is.
Syn: I've been to the future. She's a ****e.
Syn: A cheap one.
Catman: *shrug* I'd like to say I'm surprised...
Syn: Yeah I wasn't surprised either.
Syn: The mother is Sensei.
Catman: Ah, that explains it.
​

 

[twylight]

Syn & Twy:

[09:26] Black Canary: hmm the 'dark' part..maybe racist if people wanted to take that angle
[09:26] Harvey Dent: Well, Black Canary is racist if you go that way
[09:27] Black Canary: could be O.O;
[09:27] Harvey Dent: "Why a canary gotta be black?!"

 

[trustyside-kick]

Rocknrolla says:
I know grand admiral hes on my damn contacts

Rocknrolla says:
Jables

Sergio - Jane's mahal says:
well, then i suppose the list is slimmer

Rocknrolla says:
indeed... is that you you trusty?

Rocknrolla says:
*squints*

Sergio - Jane's mahal says:
you kidding me? i hate that guy. Batman's trusty

Batman says:
Aquaman is teh rox!!!11

 

[Batman]

Batman says (7:40 PM):
I think your plan worked.

Mystery Person says (7:41 PM):
What plan?

Batman says (7:41 PM):
Everyone's talking to me about how the multiple Batmen are throwing them off.

Mystery Person says (7:41 PM):
Oh, THAT plan!

Mystery Person says (7:41 PM):
Good. We're agents of chaos.

Batman says (7:41 PM):
And you know the thing about chaos?

Batman says (7:41 PM):
It's fair.

Batman says (7:42 PM):
Now, the thing about penis? Not so much.

 

[Gallagher]

I'm in the thread!

My life's complete now, bye guys!

 

[trustyside-kick]

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
*Beat*

The Bogus Byrd Man says:
Go for it!

Rocknrolla says:
*furiously masterbates*

Sergio - Jane's mahal says:
pfft, amature

Batman says:
'DIET COOOOOOOKE!'

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
SHORTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

The Bogus Byrd Man says:
*Watches*

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
BOOTS WIT DA FUR

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
DA WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN' AT HER

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
SHE HIT DA FLOW

Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
I know it's floor

The Bogus Byrd Man says:
If you sing that for me on Vent. I will pay you

 

[Byrd Man]

Rob (GL) says: I'm leaving for a date in about half an hour

The Bogus Byrd Man says: Aww

The Bogus Byrd Man says: What's his name?

Rob (GL) says: Relay the message to Twy and MB would you?

The Bogus Byrd Man says: I was wondering where MB was, he must be coming to pick you up.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Peter Parker says:
do you know how to delete pages in the wiki?

Keyser Soze says:
sadly, no. Why?

Peter Parker says:
I made an extra Ultimate Scarlet Spider page by accident.

Keyser Soze says:
oops

Peter Parker says:
Exactly.

Peter Parker says:


Peter Parker says:
I'm a failure.

Keyser Soze says:
lol

Peter Parker says:
I think my scarlet spider page is awesome though

Peter Parker says:
so it balances out

Keyser Soze says:
My question would be.....why are you ****ing about on the Wiki page and not posting as Daredevil!?

Peter Parker says:
Well goshhh

Peter Parker says:
someone has a ***** for my man without fear

Keyser Soze says:
Naw

Keyser Soze says:
I have a ***** for posting

Peter Parker says:
chat log thread?

Keyser Soze says:
haha, it beckons....

Peter Parker says:
We said *****.

Peter Parker says:
twice.

Peter Parker says:
now three times.

Peter Parker says:
It's gotta go.

Keyser Soze says:
.....

Keyser Soze says:
*****

 

[Batman]

Rob (GL) says: I'm leaving for a date in about half an hour

The Bogus Byrd Man says: Aww

The Bogus Byrd Man says: What's his name?

Rob (GL) says: Relay the message to Twy and MB would you?

The Bogus Byrd Man says: I was wondering where MB was, he must be coming to pick you up.

For your information, we had a wonderful time, but only until he started checking out other women.

 

[Matt Murdock]

For your information, we had a wonderful time, but only until he started checking out other women.

It's not your fault, MB. Just get right back on the horse!

Or, in this case... the man.